Originally posted by BROOKLYN BOY
she should have invoiced him for spending time with his cheap ass

. Last year she went out with a guy named Rosenberg. He picked her up and took her to a bagel shop about 10 minutes from her house. This guy honestly told her, 'You can pay for the bagels because I paid for the gas, and gas is super expensive these days'. He was not kidding according to her and said it with a straight face. This is a guy who was about 50 and bragged that he made tons of cash. You can't make up stuff like this.