Anyone want to challenge the beast to a handicapping contest?

[thebayareabeast]

I will smoke anyone in this site. Any takers? I know that I can pick MLB like no other. Any takers? I am serious.

I gotta be honest about something, this site is full of wannabes and smug little bitches. I am calling everyone out right now. I will own any and all you betting baseball. Who's down?

Ladies?

[minet123]

Illini put down the stem

[French Tickler]

Just because your mentally handicapped doesnt make you a great "Handicap"er

[thebayareabeast]

Thats a good one. I will own your existence.

[jjgold]

[thebayareabeast]

I think the way people act around here is amusing. Most people can't pick their head from their ass.

[iceminers26]

I accept your challenge, you pick the sport.

[thebayareabeast]

First off I would like it to be known that French Tickler is a little girl.

[thebayareabeast]

I accept your challenge, you pick the sport.

Major League Baseball.

[iceminers26]

Major League Baseball.

Fine, MLB is probably 4th on my list of sports, but I'll still accept your challenge, always like a challenge. Name the terms of the challenge.

[French Tickler]

First off I would like it to be known that French Tickler is a little girl.

Yes I am an 18month old degenerate... and you have vaginas for nipples

[thebayareabeast]

Fine, MLB is probably 4th on my list of sports, but I'll still accept your challenge, always like a challenge. Name the terms of the challenge.

A beast does not like excuses. I can see whats developing already, you are undermining this by saying "it is your 4th best sport". While the beast apreciates your initial acceptance in this challenge, I'm not looking for someone to dismiss it by planting a seed so that he can later make outlandish claims.

[thebayareabeast]

Yes I am an 18month old degenerate... and you have vaginas for nipples

Thats your second failed attempt at humor. Strike 3 and you are out little girl.

[maersksealand]

I will smoke anyone in this site. Any takers? I know that I can pick MLB like no other. Any takers? I am serious.

I gotta be honest about something, this site is full of wannabes and smug little bitches. I am calling everyone out right now. I will own any and all you betting baseball. Who's down?

Ladies?

Your 56 points speak volumes about how good you are...

[iceminers26]

A beast does not like excuses. I can see whats developing already, you are undermining this by saying "it is your 4th best sport". While the beast apreciates your initial acceptance in this challenge, I'm not looking for someone to dismiss it by planting a seed so that he can later make outlandish claims.

It is my 4th best sport after basketball, tennis, and soccer, not lying just stating the truth. I'll still take you down in MLB, I am still good at it, just better at the other sports.

Name your terms or keep side-stepping it

[French Tickler]

Ill take you on in a contest.... When we starting this?

[thebayareabeast]

Your 56 points speak volumes about how good you are...

Your assumptions about something so invalid and insignificant speaks volumes about your intelligence (or lack thereof).

[stealthyburrito]

smoke this fool icer

would wish you luck, but you don't need it.

[eidolon]

I didn't know the king was from the bay area!

[thebayareabeast]

It is my 4th best sport after basketball, tennis, and soccer, not lying just stating the truth. I'll still take you down in MLB, I am still good at it, just better at the other sports.

Name your terms or keep side-stepping it

100 sbr points

all plays 1 unit, we alternate who posts their plays first daily

both participants must make 3 picks per day

day 1 I will post first, day 2 you pick first and so forth

we use sbr sportsbooks lines so there are no discrepencies or excuses and it is 100 % fair

winner plays french tickler for 100 points (but she must escrow first as she has hardly any posts)

[iceminers26]

Must have missed those terms

Since you are side-stepping the ?, how do these terms work:

100 plays over a 30 day stretch, MLs, RLs, and totals, can be full game or 1H

Prize: $500

[thebayareabeast]

smoke this fool icer

would wish you luck, but you don't need it.

I know. Thanks.

[iceminers26]

100 sbr points all plays 1 unit, we alternate who posts their plays first daily both participants must make 3 picks per day day 1 I will post first, day 2 you pick first and so forth we use sbr sportsbooks lines so there are no discrepencies or excuses and it is 100 % fair winner plays french tickler for 100 points (but she must escrow first as she has hardly any posts)

Duration?

[French Tickler]

100 SBR points

all plays 1 unit, we alternate who posts their plays first daily

both participants must make 3 picks per day

day 1 I will post first, day 2 you pick first and so forth

we use sbr sportsbooks lines so there are no discrepencies or excuses and it is 100 % fair

winner plays french tickler for 100 points (but she must escrow first as she has hardly any posts)

I have more posts then you

Also have more points then you.

What I dont get is WHY either of you get a FREE RIDE to play me, and I am the only one that has to put up 100 points before I even get to pick 1 game.

Should be ALL 3 of us, at the same time, 100pts each

[iceminers26]

Tickler didn't know you wanted him, if you do you can go ahead with it, I just wanted to shut the guy up by beating him.

[Holtgetsback]

100 sbr points???? what the f-ck is that like $5.00???

send this guy back to the mickey mouse club

[thebayareabeast]

Duration?

10 days. 30 picks each. Should account for any variance.

[stealthyburrito]

I know. Thanks.

well you got a sense of humor.

meant icer gonna win, he's one of the best round here.

already know what your response will be, so i don't need to hear it.

[thebayareabeast]

Im new so I dont have much points. How can we bet cash? I am all ears. You dare address a beast as Mickey Mouse? I will urinate into your breakfast after I hit a 9 team parlay son.

[iceminers26]

10 days. 30 picks each. Should account for any variance.

Fine, create thread in contests forum or PT, I accept.

[French Tickler]

Ok, me and you 100pts each. Ill start the match thing on here and send a challenge. 100 point buy-in

[Holtgetsback]

10 days. 30 picks each. Should account for any variance.

ya 30 picks accounts for variance

how long you been handicapping??? since yesterday?

[thebayareabeast]

well you got a sense of humor.

meant icer gonna win, he's one of the best round here.

already know what your response will be, so i don't need to hear it.

A beast is volatile, explosive, aggressive. I will own this contest. We will call this the bayareabeast sbr contest, because once I dispose of this primitive lifeform I will gladly dispatch of the next until I am crowned SBR King.

Side bets anyone? Let the games begin. I will add spice to this site, we need it.

[thebayareabeast]

Ok, me and you 100pts each. Ill start the match thing on here and send a challenge. 100 point buy-in

Silence, daughter.

I will dispatch of one primitive lifeform at a time.

You will play me after I assault Iceminers.

[iceminers26]

Im new so I dont have much points. How can we bet cash? I am all ears. You dare address a beast as Mickey Mouse? I will urinate into your breakfast after I hit a 9 team parlay son.

I only suggested it because I thought we were doing like a month long 100 play challenge, but since its only 30 plays in 10 days that's fine, I don't care either way, I just like accepting challenges from individuals who think they are better than others and feel the need to create threads bad mouthing other posters.