Brock, share some pizza delivery stories with us

[Dad]

Have you ever had a customer offer you sexual favors for a tip (male or female)?

Ever been robbed?

Have you ever been caught picking at the toppings and eating them while in your car? I know the delivery guys do this shit. Sometimes they dont even have the decency to try and cover up thewhole where the sausage used to be.

You gotta have some good stories, Brock. Lets hear some of them.

[Brock Landers]

1)Had a couple ask me to come in a watch porn (but they were nasty black chicks in a hotel)...i passed

2)never been robbed, and ready to kick ass if i were even attempted to be jacked...i know some Karate (see my Documentary)

3)yes, i ate a wing before...out of an order of 20, 19 went over just fine, i get all i want at the store so no real need.

Watch my videos DAD

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/333533-videos-road-pies-shoutouts-sbr.html

Will be done there in August at the latest..

SALUD

[Goat Milk]

1)

2)never been robbed, and ready to kick ass if i were even attempted to be jacked...i know some Karate (see my Documentary)

Don't think that shit will save you when u gotta nine pointed at ur face

[Brock Landers]

Listen to a lot of this on road too..

[Holtgetsback]

Brock you should have banged those black chicks.

[Brock Landers]

Brock you should have banged those black chicks.

crack whores...nasty

[Dad]

crack whores...nasty

How do you know they were crack whores?

[Brock Landers]

Dad, I knew. Watching amateur porn...

[Brock Landers]

saw some really weird shit one time...deliver and these guys are all smoking from a hookah, and playing some odd game around a table. All dressed up too, kinda like costumes. Felt like i was walking in the scene in pulp fiction with the gimp.

[chilidog]

I delivered pizza during college (little ceasar's), and nothing exciting ever happened. The manager let would let us make 1 pizza every night if we closed, so I lived on pizza for about 2 years, lol. It was where I was first exposed to the internet, sports betting, and stimulating substances

[big joe 1212]

1)Had a couple ask me to come in a watch porn (but they were nasty black chicks in a hotel)...i passed

2)never been robbed, and ready to kick ass if i were even attempted to be jacked...i know some Karate (see my Documentary)

3)yes, i ate a wing before...out of an order of 20, 19 went over just fine, i get all i want at the store so no real need.

Watch my videos DAD

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/333533-videos-road-pies-shoutouts-sbr.html

Will be done there in August at the latest..

SALUD

I would have went in anyways!

[Team Ramrod]

crack whores...nasty

Everybody is not all perfect. Crack whores need love to.

[Dad]

Everybody is not all perfect. Crack whores need love to.

Crack whores get love. $10 for a blow.

[chilidog]

Crack whores get love. $10 for a blow.

$10? Way too much. I remember one night me and the guys went out drinking. It was around 2-3am in the morning, we had just left a little hole in the wall strip club. Our driver was this 50ish year old tico (costa rican) who had been married to the same woman forever. He drove us down this road where all the whores go to work the streets after they're too old/fat/ugly to work the normal strip clubs/massage parlors anymore. We paid about $4 for him to get a blow from one of these chicks. She was horrid - but he enjoyed the hell out of it.

[THE PROFIT]

crack whores are the best! They are an important spoke in the wheel of society

[chilidog]

[THE PROFIT]

I've never delivered pizza, put when I was in high school my friend & I would pull little pranks on people we didn't care for much. We would go to the local pizza parlor & get 3 or 4 boxes. We would ride around all night & try to find dead possums, if none we would try to hit a few. Put the possum in a pizza box & leave it on peoples cars. Possums that had been dead a few days were better of course.

This one fuk I couldn't stand was at his girlfriends house, his car was in the driveway. So we found a nice smelly one & put it on his roof about 11:00. His GF's mother comes home & thinks they have left their pizza on the car & takes it in the house. He tells her they didnt have a pizza & opens it up. The old lady pukes all over the kitchen!

We had one teacher who we would put a dead possum, no box, on his windshield about every night around 1-2am. One night it snowed like a MF'er & he turns on the defrost & goes to pick up his kids for school at his ex wifes. He goes in & has a cup of coffee while the windshield thaws & comes out to a maggoty possum!

What the fuk ya gonna do?

[chilidog]

make possum stew?

[Dad]

make possum stew?

[Brock Landers]

I've never delivered pizza, put when I was in high school my friend & I would pull little pranks on people we didn't care for much. We would go to the local pizza parlor & get 3 or 4 boxes. We would ride around all night & try to find dead possums, if none we would try to hit a few. Put the possum in a pizza box & leave it on peoples cars. Possums that had been dead a few days were better of course. This one fuk I couldn't stand was at his girlfriends house, his car was in the driveway. So we found a nice smelly one & put it on his roof about 11:00. His GF's mother comes home & thinks they have left their pizza on the car & takes it in the house. He tells her they didnt have a pizza & opens it up. The old lady pukes all over the kitchen! We had one teacher who we would put a dead possum, no box, on his windshield about every night around 1-2am. One night it snowed like a MF'er & he turns on the defrost & goes to pick up his kids for school at his ex wifes. He goes in & has a cup of coffee while the windshield thaws & comes out to a maggoty possum! What the fuk ya gonna do?

Solid!