...it was sooooooooooooo fukking funny and cool....
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I’m a white guy, I don’t take no crap
When I deliver my white man's rap
I got my money the old fashioned way
My granddaddy dropped dead one day
I’m rich, hot damn
I never had to go to Vietnam
Got a BMW and MBA
Vote GOP on Election Day
On Sundays for an extra thrill
We fire up the Weber grill
Invite some white guys and their wives
We drink to within an inch of our lives
Then it’s off to Ruth and Ed’s
Where we wind up in each other’s beds
I wake up, Ruth’s next to me
I’m so glad I had a vasectomy
But that’s all right, we won’t fight
It’s just not done when your extremely white
we're extremely white- that's right-
we walk with our buttocks extremely tight
The Wife says:
Drop him off at the railway station
Grip my teeth in sheer frustration
Then it off to the tennis club
For a tennis match and body rub
We all go shopping. I buy a dress
Put it on the white guy’s American Express
"I'm liberated. I belong to NOW.
But I voted for Reagan anyhow
Vodka, Gin and Sweet Vermouth
Lots of bran to keep our bowels loose.......
...its a CLASSIC....
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I’m a white guy, I don’t take no crap
When I deliver my white man's rap
I got my money the old fashioned way
My granddaddy dropped dead one day
I’m rich, hot damn
I never had to go to Vietnam
Got a BMW and MBA
Vote GOP on Election Day
On Sundays for an extra thrill
We fire up the Weber grill
Invite some white guys and their wives
We drink to within an inch of our lives
Then it’s off to Ruth and Ed’s
Where we wind up in each other’s beds
I wake up, Ruth’s next to me
I’m so glad I had a vasectomy
But that’s all right, we won’t fight
It’s just not done when your extremely white
we're extremely white- that's right-
we walk with our buttocks extremely tight
The Wife says:
Drop him off at the railway station
Grip my teeth in sheer frustration
Then it off to the tennis club
For a tennis match and body rub
We all go shopping. I buy a dress
Put it on the white guy’s American Express
"I'm liberated. I belong to NOW.
But I voted for Reagan anyhow
Vodka, Gin and Sweet Vermouth
Lots of bran to keep our bowels loose.......
...its a CLASSIC....