What's proper Etiquette when it comes to getting head?

[bobbyfk]

private zone in 5....4....3......2.....1

[Fishhead]

Good advice here, thanks.

[eidolon]

Personally I dont like to have a girl that loves to suck it. That means she didnt love to suck other guys off either. I would prefer to just convince them to do it a few times a week and think all the other dudes that tried werent as good at sales as I am.

I was with this chick in college who loved to suck it and everytime she did it I got ill thinking about how many other guys dicks she loved to suck before I came along.

same here

[PittsburghPlayer]

I prefer to not let religion dictate the way I get my dick sucked.
If you like her and want to pursue other things, warning.
If not, who gives a shit?

Well put.

[JoeB]

Just do the courtesy tap and take it from there!

[Dad]

She should be looking up from time to time for a clue. If I have an expression on my face akin to taking a shit, she has been warned.

[sundin4prez]

i ask where they want it usually..... i guess thats ive never gone in the mouth..... oh well i dont think i could ever look at a girl the same way after....

[EaglesPhan36]

If they can't figure out when the volcano is about to blow, then they probably deserve the lava.

[Gio21]

I asked this girl that im talking too in advance she was telling me she likes to give head, gag on it, spit on it and I asked her what about when im ready to bust. She said she will suck even harder and swallow and in her words she said "then whats he point of me giving head if im not going to swallow?' Keeper!!

[Marigold HD]

My girl and I have an agreement...Once a month, she has to swallow at least one time...She does it as a surprise so I don't know when it's gonna happen. Yes, let her know when your about to goooooo always.

Lately, for the past 8 months, when I'm about to blow, I squirt the first one in her mouth and the rest she sprays wherever whe wants. so it's a win-win.....I'm happy I got some in her..lol.......and she's happy he didn't have to swallow too much.

Also, make sure you guys says something when about to blow......Girls get mad and will remember for next time or never do it again if you take advantage of her.

Happy Spraying

[magic8ball]

I believe if you shoot without telling her, she gets a thank you note within 5 days or some shit, and if she is registered for gifts somewhere you buy her something for $5 or so. You also hold the door open for her when she leaves. -Just polite.

[MC PICKS]

If they're gonna eat the bolony, they have to accept the taste of the meat byproduct. Swallow up bitches, theres people starving in the world.

[jjgold]

Most girls do not even know how to give blow jobs. I have not had one in years but do remember The Haitians are the only ones that know how to do it.

[ttwarrior1]

maybe we should ask the women on here

[SamsNCharge99]

saying your about to go is kinda awkward though, I mean it's all quiet unless a TV or music is on, but no talking of course then it's like ohh hey, about to bust, kinda awkward to say it, but then u bust and they swallow and it feels amazing

[MC PICKS]

saying your about to go is kinda awkward though, I mean it's all quiet unless a TV or music is on, but no talking of course then it's like ohh hey, about to bust, kinda awkward to say it, but then u bust and they swallow and it feels amazing

Not always bud. Sometimes they spit. Wait till you get older man and they ruin a shirt.

[Dad]

Dont think I have ever had a haitian.

[JimmysEgo]

oral sex will make your whole day but anal sex will make your hole weak.

[stealthyburrito]

private zone in 5....4....3......2.....1

did not happen

i learned lots of head etiquette.

[stevek173]

Ok totally agree on knowing if she swallows or not. Yes I feel warning is necessary and proper.

A lot of guys wonder about arm position at 1st. Fellas cross your arms behind your head and close your eyes, relax and be king of the world for a few minutes. These are the best moments of your life. just enjoy.

Some girls are into you holding their head down. But some REALLY are not. Make sure if you do it you know she is into it, could either improve the experience or make it worse depending on you having this said knowledge.

Enjoy.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Do you guys kiss your girl after you drop a load of your baby batter in her mouth?

[Dad]

did not happen

i learned lots of head etiquette.

A lot of good information in this thread, Mr. Burrito.

[Davydave]

No idea, rarely can *** from a BJ

Uhhhh..... shocking.

[itchypickle]

Aww Skeet skeet now

[patswin]

if the woman is any good at giving head you should not have to warn her, she will know from your movements, no warning should be needed