What is your favorite excuse to give Western Union...

[mathdotcom]

... for sending a few dimes to Eduardo Ramon Salazar in San Jose, Costa Rica?

[Mr Windy City]

I don't get the question, why do we need an excuse?

Figuring out what you are gonna tell your parents, huh big guy?

[Deuce]

I bought a pair of sneakers.

[oiler]

I don't get the question, why do we need an excuse?

Figuring out what you are gonna tell your parents, huh big guy?

thats my point.why do u need to tell them anything..as long as u pay for it to be sent,they have no reason to ask u

[Brock Landers]

Mormon missions....

[SamsNCharge99]

one woman at the place I went to honestly thought I was a drug dealer

[mathdotcom]

For large transfers they often ask for the reason for the transfer.

Deuce you're not black, you pay at most $100 for your sneakers

[Brock Landers]

one woman at the place I went to honestly thought I was a drug dealer

a drug user maybe...you are so gaunt i can see it sammy. Fukking meth is a bad thing son. Makes you want to fuk your own sister.

[sundin4prez]

church missions, i have a "friend" there, i bought things off ebay, i once just told the lady straight up that its for online gambling and she told me good luck...

[soli]

church missions, i have a "friend" there, i bought things off ebay, i once just told the lady straight up that its for online gambling and she told me good luck...

LOL...

[mathdotcom]

Whenever I buy a bunch of Pro-Line tickets they sometimes don't care, but most wish you good luck. And of course they all want you to redeem them at their store. I thought more people frowned on gambling than they actually do.

[bighank33]

hookers and blow

[Snowball]

"the resistance"

for me it's a similar name in Nicaragua.

[sundin4prez]

"the resistance"

for me it's a similar name in Nicaragua.

thats a good one.... i'll use that next time

[rake922]

Extortion, blackmail... whatever

[minet123]

Mormon missions....

This and
1)Uncle is Catholic priest who works with young boys and needs the money for..... After long pause I just shake my head and hand her the money.That usually shuts them up
2)Cousin is in the peace corps and needs money to buy supplies for building new water drainage system BUT DON'T USE THIS IF YOUR IN A RUSH BECAUSE HALF THE TIME THIS WILL GET THEM CHATTING IF WORKER IS FROM SOUTH OF THE Rio GRANDE

[Davydave]

"the resistance"

for me it's a similar name in Nicaragua.

Right answer

[empty cookie jar]

the closest they ever came to asking me anything was this fat chick saying "this money traveled a long way". i think they're trained not to ask questions -- they just report something if they think it's suspicious.....most of them probably know a gambling transaction when they see one

[maersksealand]

Is for the family of a co-worker who died two days ago falling from a scaffold . They need some financial help to repatriate the body and the burial. Do you want to add a small donation to help them ?

[sharpcat]

Business transaction

[Reload]

Buying "flowers" for a tica there

[joe blow]

I am lending money to my cleaning women family.
She does a good job cleaning my pipe

[Maverick22]

How about...

The money is for "Feed The Children"...And you are supporting a poor family. And doing your part so they have clean water, food, and clothes...

Who could say not to that?

[sundin4prez]

ive said it was for a friend numerous times, the sad part is i can never pronounce the names properly....

[keyboarding]

"the resistance"

[mathdotcom]

ive said it was for a friend numerous times, the sad part is i can never pronounce the names properly....

Over do the accent to show that *you* know how it's pronounced.

Sometimes it's a bit embarrassing double checking the spelling with a piece of paper in front of you.

No big deal

[TobiasFunke]

Over do the accent to show that *you* know how it's pronounced. Sometimes it's a bit embarrassing double checking the spelling with a piece of paper in front of you. No big deal

LOL. I do this every time.

[Brock Landers]

its not the people at the counter at Walmart/CVS, ETC

ITs the faggots AT ** who work in the comlpaince department who blacklist your ass and can "release" the funds, those are the ones to worry about

[donkdown]

They would ask what my occupation was anytime I sent over 3k. Id say landscaper and most times I was sending 5k.. I also always gave fake social security number. Now they ask for id no matter how much u send. Used to be only over 3k they would ask for id and occupation and social. Never was ask what it was for, This will be the next option to go donkdown unless u have tons of friends and family willing to send money for you.

[sundin4prez]

why do they need you social # ...... what does that have to do with you sending YOUR money to someone...... thats fuked..

[Extra Innings]

Arms

[FreeFall]

I tell them it's non of their business. They have a service and I'd like to use it, if it's a problem let me know. They normally don't seem to have a problem taking my money.

[linedrivr]

I am buying a couple of goats from my Nigerian email friends who are vacationing in Lima Peru. They promised they will have them dropped off at my door step in 3 days.

[Extra Innings]

I tell them it's non of their business. They have a service and I'd like to use it, if it's a problem let me know. They normally don't seem to have a problem taking my money.

I like your attitude....fuk 'em