back when i was 18, ok i was really 25 and was halling hay for my grandpa and got paid 50 bucks. I then jokingly said i was gonna go play one hand of blackjack with it and double it up.
My mom then takes the money and sticks in her purse and said she is saving it for me
I plot my plan to get the 50 bucks out that night and head to the casino, aka river boat.
I wait till she goes to bed. I then walk very very slowly , sometimes a step at a time so she won't wake up because of the creeks, etc.
I then get on the ground and start to crawl to the bed. I mean im literally all the way to the ground stomach head, legs everything, i was moving an inch at a time.
Took me almost an hour to go the 5 feet from the door way to the purse. Moved about an inch every 5 min or so.
I'm then about an inch from the purse and sweating profusely
i then grab the purse and start to open the zipper, then it happens.
pfffttt. I let out the loudest fart ever.
She then wakes up and busts me in the act, and i play it off. She says what are you doing. I then see a ball under the bed and say my ball rolled under the bed. I then get up and go to my room
My mom then takes the money and sticks in her purse and said she is saving it for me
I plot my plan to get the 50 bucks out that night and head to the casino, aka river boat.
I wait till she goes to bed. I then walk very very slowly , sometimes a step at a time so she won't wake up because of the creeks, etc.
I then get on the ground and start to crawl to the bed. I mean im literally all the way to the ground stomach head, legs everything, i was moving an inch at a time.
Took me almost an hour to go the 5 feet from the door way to the purse. Moved about an inch every 5 min or so.
I'm then about an inch from the purse and sweating profusely
i then grab the purse and start to open the zipper, then it happens.
pfffttt. I let out the loudest fart ever.
She then wakes up and busts me in the act, and i play it off. She says what are you doing. I then see a ball under the bed and say my ball rolled under the bed. I then get up and go to my room
Never too old
