Gonorrhea Lectim - serious disease you degenerates need to know about

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  • Flying Dutchman
    SBR MVP
    • 05-17-09
    • 2467

    #1
    Gonorrhea Lectim - serious disease you degenerates need to know about
    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting yourcranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out decent life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

    Please pass this important message on to all those other degenerate assholes you really care about.

  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
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    • DwightShrute
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-17-09
      • 103611

      #3
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      • OverUnder
        SBR MVP
        • 12-31-09
        • 3126

        #4


        YES
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          Nothing like getting the clap from the Serbian.
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • THE PROFIT
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-27-09
            • 17701

            #6
            not amused, but please keep trying
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            • Flying Dutchman
              SBR MVP
              • 05-17-09
              • 2467

              #7
              Originally posted by THE PROFIT
              not amused, but please keep trying
              So, what are you Profit? A stinkin' bleeding-heart, left-wing, tax-and-spend, look-for-the-union-label L*b*r*l?

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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21562

                #8
                HA, good one dutcher
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