If you could fuk any inanimate object, what would it be?

[Dad]

It can be anything you want, from something as small as your sofa to as big as the the empire state building.

I'm thinking I would fuk the Statue of Liberty. Not exactly sure how I would do it, but I think I would release on her lips.

[tltaylor89]

Sex Doll lol.

[Holtgetsback]

[stealthyburrito]

this thing

[Holtgetsback]

ttaylor89 SBR Points

Paco an ak-47

jjgold a dildo

cougar bait food

brock landers jjgold

pavyracer statue of greek god or goddess?????

iifold a picture of himself

2dabank a xanax cock tail

shari paco's ak47

the profit a case of beer

shortstop anything that gave consent and came with mushrooms

bateman the cement after he jumped off the empire state building

beantownjim's wife's wallet

onthewhat jjgold

fishhead sbrodds.com

stealthyburrito paco's ak47 after shari was done with it

[tltaylor89]

Holt Sbr points dont count as an object since they are electronic.

[Holtgetsback]

a segway then

[Dad]

Holt Sbr points dont count as an object since they are electronic.

jjgold does not count either. He's not inanimate.

[JimmysEgo]

does britney murphy count?

[jjgold]

Probably would fuk an outdoor padio umbrella pole, the suction is unreal on it.

[stealthyburrito]

ttaylor89 SBR Points

Paco an ak-47

jjgold a dildo

cougar bait food

brock landers jjgold

pavyracer statue of greek god or goddess?????

iifold a picture of himself

2dabank a xanax cock tail

shari paco's ak47

the profit a case of beer

shortstop anything that gave consent and came with mushrooms

bateman the cement after he jumped off the empire state building

beantownjim's wife's wallet

onthewhat jjgold

fishhead sbrodds.com

stealthyburrito paco's ak47 after shari was done with it

hey! why do i get sloppy seconds... or thirds

[compaqDikk]

usb port slot

[no1here]

a sock is just fine, once did a vacummmm cleaner

[2daBank]

ttaylor89 SBR Points

Paco an ak-47

jjgold a dildo

cougar bait food

brock landers jjgold

pavyracer statue of greek god or goddess?????

iifold a picture of himself

2dabank a xanax cock tail

shari paco's ak47

the profit a case of beer

shortstop anything that gave consent and came with mushrooms

bateman the cement after he jumped off the empire state building

beantownjim's wife's wallet

onthewhat jjgold

fishhead sbrodds.com

stealthyburrito paco's ak47 after shari was done with it

holt i believe you have a slightly misconstrued perception of me, although true i do love my xanax i use them almost solely for the purpose to help me sleep (im kinda a insomniac), im a much bigger fan of the opiates, speed (aderal) and weed for that matter (but can only smoke every so often thanks to the PO) so if we could change mine to a big fat BUD of jack hair (think the 2nd Harold and Kumar movie where Kumar brings the big bag of weed to the bedroom with his girl for the 3 some) that would be great with maybe a pill "cocktail" on the side

[2daBank]

DAD, if you dont win poster of the month i say we start a revolt against that bald fuk

[Dad]

DAD, if you dont win poster of the month i say we start a revolt against that bald fuk

[milwaukee mike]

i think i would do it to a sweater/panties/etc owned and about to be worn by emily osment (or emma watson, or any other 18 year old cutie).

then when they put their arm/legs in said item it would have me in it.

and yes i do realize i am gross, sick, and probably insane

[Dad]

i think i would do it to a sweater/panties/etc owned and about to be worn by emily osment (or emma watson, or any other 18 year old cutie).

then when they put their arm/legs in said item it would have me in it.

and yes i do realize i am gross, sick, and probably insane

Nah, if you were gross, sick and insane then you would have said that you would fuk an amputated kunt from some woman who had to have her kunt removed due to kunt cancer. But you did not say that, so you're ok.

[stealthyburrito]

Nah, if you were gross, sick and insane then you would have said that you would fuk an amputated kunt from some woman who had to have her kunt removed due to kunt cancer. But you did not say that, so you're ok.

sounds good to me

[Chi_archie]

a bag with 10 million dollars in it

[eidolon]

a black hole

[Dad]

does britney murphy count?

Only if Princess Diana counts.

[13th Inning]

If I was a monkey, I'd evidently have dirty relations with a dead frog.

[Dad]

If I was a monkey, I'd evidently have dirty relations with a dead frog.

fukking monkies.

[eidolon]

that monkey 1:37 is the best!

[big joe 1212]

Mona Lisa

[acarmelo1]

SBR STORE needs FleshLight