Dead Pool

[SpiderMonkey]

Compelling wager to consider [while you are waiting for Matchbook to re-open]

John & Kate + 8 ... 1st to die.

John +100
Kate +290
Any of the Eight +200

John's pool of groupies has probably all but dried up ... and he looks edgy.
Kate might off herself just to make Us Magazine.
If I was a kid of their's, I would kill myself when I realized what douches created me.

*2 units on John

[brooks85]

ya i would definitely vote john, poor guy

i ****ing hate kate, that bitch

[stikymess]

Maybe lean on the kids, kids do have accidents, plus she is watching 8 of them suckers.

[Cougar Bait]

Kids seem like good value, plus there being 8 would give you some value.

Just think how fukked up they will be come puberty...suicide watch for sure

Kids +200

[SpiderMonkey]

Maybe lean on the kids, kids do have accidents, plus she is watching 8 of them suckers.

Solid point. I don't believe I factored that in strongly enough.

[Masu485]