Anyone ever screwed their neighbor

[ttwarrior1]

won 100 bucks playing screw your neighbor tonight

[obamaismyuncle]

[gotemcoach1523]

Yup and her name was ms Parker. :-)

[ttwarrior1]

king freezes, Aces low

[dbnmln]

was she a milf; if so, even better.

[hockeyman30304]

to answer your question..no and I wouldnt even for 100 bucks

[hoopster42]

never shit where you eat no matter how hot she is

[MC PICKS]

I dated a neighbor for about a year and a half when I was in high school. Was pretty cool when she'd call and say "my parents just left, they'll be back in an hour, come over". When you dont have a drivers license, walking 2 houses down to get some pussy is SWEET.

[ttwarrior1]

u do know im talking about the card game

[THE PROFIT]

never heard of the card game but fuked neighbors at 6 out of 7 places I've lived

[DrStale]

u do know im talking about the card game

You do know when you make a joke worthy of 8 year olds you're going to get ignored.

[jjgold]

No

not worth it

[stevek173]

yeah he was a cool guy though we kept it to ourselves

[dherd]

yes, back door and next door in the same year.

[dherd]

come to think of it i screwed one of my wifes classmates AT my x wifes 10th h.s. reunion. and i mean AT as in while the reunion was still going. guess thats ONE of the reasons im divorced.

[THE PROFIT]

never shit where you eat no matter how hot she is

thats co-workers, not neighbors

[French Tickler]

What was his name tt ??

[JW Cash]

My neighbor called me and said " come on over, there's nobody home "


I went over there...........


THERE WAS NOBODY HOME

[Unicorn7]

I use to get stoned and look in jenny`s window in hopes of seeing something I could beat off to later

One time I made a noise and she almost caught me..I fled in horror never to return..she would have put a broom stick up my ass like the little sodomized haitian in new york if she caught me

I smelled her panties once in the pool deck..they smelled like pee pee and caca and it sort of humanized her and I lost interest

I know that hot babe is walking round wid a stanky snatch just like mary jane rotten crotch

[OmgUrMom]

wat a thread

[Reload]

No

not worth it

I'm shocked you don't have at least one story here, JJ

[ttwarrior1]

wow i expected some posts about the game, not real neighbors

[Killer_Demo]

yes i have boned my next door neighbor... i was in college and she just barely turned 18...she was latin and loved white meat...she would call me neighbor when she was riding me...the only bad part was that i couldnt drive my car out of the driveway without her hearing it and calling me asking "where you going?"

it was great tho

[THE PROFIT]

I use to get stoned and look in jenny`s window in hopes of seeing something I could beat off to later

One time I made a noise and she almost caught me..I fled in horror never to return..she would have put a broom stick up my ass like the little sodomized haitian in new york if she caught me

I smelled her panties once in the pool deck..they smelled like pee pee and caca and it sort of humanized her and I lost interest

I know that hot babe is walking round wid a stanky snatch just like mary jane rotten crotch

[Brock Landers]

never had the opportunity, but sounds intriguing

[THE PROFIT]

one apartment complex I lived, I came in drunk the first night I lived there & my neighbor from 2 doors down was trying to get in her door. I was so drunk I could barely see her, she spoke, asked if she could come in. I said why the fuk not.

Fuked the dogshit out of her & that was 10 years ago. We have been real close friends ever since.

That just shows that fukin your neighbor you have never met can turn into lifelong meaningful friendships

[13th Inning]

she would call me neighbor when she was riding me.

Mister Rogers would be proud.

[Brock Landers]

one apartment complex I lived, I came in drunk the first night I lived there & my neighbor from 2 doors down was trying to get in her door. I was so drunk I could barely see her, she spoke, asked if she could come in. I said why the fuk not. Fuked the dogshit out of her & that was 10 years ago. We have been real close friends ever since. That just shows that fukin your neighbor you have never met can turn into lifelong meaningful friendships

you are a fukkin pimp!

Wilt Chamberlain would have be given a run for his money around you

[OmgUrMom]

whats the game warrior? is the game that u bet with ur friends on who can fukk their neighbor first?