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  • mathdotcom
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    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Haha - English player sent off because of a bloody lip

    "sent off because there was a drip of blood on his shirt"

    Could this sport be any pussier? This shit gets funnier by the day.


    American fathers across the country are dreading the day their kids ask them to play soccer, on the same level as wanting to do ballet or salsa dancing.
  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #2
    I have lost 1 and 1/2 hours of my life that I will never get back watching this shit. Soccer is for women.
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    • obamaismyuncle
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      • 12-31-08
      • 17801

      #3
      Grown men kicking a ball around.
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      • jayc88
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        • 12-30-07
        • 6785

        #4
        this is only because there is a high risk of getting infected with hiv if any player is bleeding ,
        remember the wc is in south africa
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        • smitch124
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          • 05-19-08
          • 12566

          #5
          The same rule applies in all sports these days.
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          • EmpireMaker
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            • 06-18-09
            • 15587

            #6
            whiny little bitch sport
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            • obamaismyuncle
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              • 12-31-08
              • 17801

              #7
              Its a sport for grown women and little girls to play.
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              • Naz18
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                • 09-10-09
                • 4277

                #8
                He is allowed to come back...
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                • Slim
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-13-08
                  • 4722

                  #9
                  Happens in the NBA all the time. Pointless thread as usual.
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                  • Fishhead
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                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Poor man's sport, plain and simple.

                    However, I enjoy watching and wageing on the sport.
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                    • Naz18
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                      • 09-10-09
                      • 4277

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Slim
                      Happens in the NBA all the time. Pointless thread as usual.
                      It allows us to see who the ignorant Americans are...
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                      • Slim
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-13-08
                        • 4722

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fishhead
                        Poor man's sport, plain and simple.

                        However, I enjoy watching and wageing on the sport.
                        I'm sure Wayne Rooney is very poor.
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                        • jayc88
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                          • 12-30-07
                          • 6785

                          #13
                          no wonder most of the world hate the us and their people
                          i'm glad their country is big enough to keep these ignorant and moronic fukks within their borders

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                          • Killer_Demo
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                            • 06-15-08
                            • 8409

                            #14
                            i agree with the dude who said soccer is a pussy sport...it really is
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                            • Slim
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                              • 11-13-08
                              • 4722

                              #15
                              Christiano Ronaldo is also poor. The poor guy drives a Lamborghini.
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                              • Goat Milk
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                                • 03-24-10
                                • 25850

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Fishhead
                                Poor man's sport, plain and simple.

                                However, I enjoy watching and wageing on the sport.
                                Fishhead you are as dumb as Venditto and JJ GOld. You are now officially in the same category. A poor man's sport? You are a fukking moron.

                                Matty,

                                Buddy it's a pussy sport? Hockey players would fall to the ground after about 20 minutes running on the pitch. People have died right on the field playin soccer, yeah, it's a real pussy sport.
                                Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                • jayc88
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 12-30-07
                                  • 6785

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Goat Milk
                                  Fishhead you are as dumb as Venditto and JJ GOld. You are now officially in the same category. A poor man's sport? You are a fukking moron. Matty, Buddy it's a pussy sport? Hockey players would fall to the ground after about 20 minutes running on the pitch. People have died right on the field playin soccer, yeah, it's a real pussy sport.

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                                  • Slim
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                                    • 11-13-08
                                    • 4722

                                    #18
                                    Post of the day by Goat Milk.
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                                    • illmatick
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                                      • 01-05-09
                                      • 5456

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Goat Milk
                                      Fishhead you are as dumb as Venditto and JJ GOld. You are now officially in the same category. A poor man's sport? You are a fukking moron.

                                      Matty,

                                      Buddy it's a pussy sport? Hockey players would fall to the ground after about 20 minutes running on the pitch. People have died right on the field playin soccer, yeah, it's a real pussy sport.
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                                      • keyboarding
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                                        • 07-30-09
                                        • 6817

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Goat Milk
                                        Buddy it's a pussy sport? Hockey players would fall to the ground after about 20 minutes running on the pitch.
                                        Do you know what a physical for hockey involves? You think these guys don't have cardio? Hilarious.
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                                        • Cuse0323
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                                          • 12-09-09
                                          • 30169

                                          #21
                                          I respect the endurance and skill needed to play soccer, but I just can't watch it. I watched like 5 minutes today and some guy falls to ground like he got hit in the sack but it wasn't even close. I did play for almost 10 years and once I stopped I got really out of shape so I respect it.
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                                          • wtf
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                                            • 08-22-08
                                            • 12983

                                            #22
                                            ok, english soccer players are wealthy, any chance to guess the sum total of the salary team salary versus the usa team?

                                            so why didnt the english team own the usa team? should be six to one, probably the ratio of salaries

                                            and i am sure one of the soccer tools pointed out not one player on the usa team could make the english team

                                            all this proves is anyone can play this game and obtaining parity is very easy

                                            and watching those pussies hit the turf after not even being touched is sickening
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                                            • pavyracer
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                                              • 04-12-07
                                              • 82863

                                              #23
                                              We saw how dominating hockey high payed players are. Team Canada has 10X more salary than Team USA in the Olympics and barely won in OT as heavy dogs which if you compare it to soccer the game was tied in regulation. Why didn't Team Canada trash Team USA with such wealthy players?
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                                              • wal66
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                                                • 10-14-08
                                                • 5305

                                                #24
                                                I have to admit that I am amazed at the skill set with these guys. Some of the passes these guys make with their feet and the precision in which they do it is better than more than one or two NFL quarterbacks out there can do with their arms.

                                                I'm certainly not a convert and chances are never will be but at this level at least it is pretty amazing. As a matter of perspective it's not as exciting as a running back coming off the corner and getting blindsided by an inside linebacker but I have to admit I am very impressed with the skill and athleticism. I know for myself I will never be an avid fan but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the level at which these guys play and the devotion of their fans.

                                                By devotion I'm not talking about the riots that break out between rivals fans cause I know at least one of you would point this out.
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                                                • Indecent
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 09-08-09
                                                  • 758

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                  I watched like 5 minutes today and some guy falls to ground like he got hit in the sack but it wasn't even close.
                                                  Most players have large quads and if they're big enough you can easily pinch your balls between your legs. It looks like he fell and when his legs hit that's what happened.

                                                  Probably would happen in to athletes in other sports too, but most use cups.
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                                                  • Indecent
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 09-08-09
                                                    • 758

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by wal66
                                                    By devotion I'm not talking about the riots that break out between rivals fans cause I know at least one of you would point this out.
                                                    I always find it cool that entire countries shut down during their world cup games. No banks, restaurants, etc. If you want to do anything besides watch the game, you're pretty much SOL.
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                                                    • Slim
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                                                      • 11-13-08
                                                      • 4722

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                      "sent off because there was a drip of blood on his shirt"
                                                      Nice try but he wasn't sent off.
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                                                      • poochiecollins
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                                                        • 01-27-09
                                                        • 1782

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                        "sent off because there was a drip of blood on his shirt" Could this sport be any pussier?
                                                        At last check, the NBA did the same.
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                                                        • poochiecollins
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                                                          • 01-27-09
                                                          • 1782

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jayc88
                                                          no wonder most of the world hate the us and their people i'm glad their country is big enough to keep these ignorant and moronic fukks within their borders
                                                          I thought this thread was in poor taste, as I just ignore sports I don't like and there's nothing "pussy" about making a player stop bleeding, but when you paint all Americans with the same brush and if you hold any bigoted opinions about Americans if you're like many other foreigners I heard bad-mouthing the US, you're no better.

                                                          Almost all the bad-mouthing I've heard and read about Americans fits into at least one of the following categories, usually several:
                                                          1.) implies that the commenter has nothing better to do.
                                                          2.) bigotry.
                                                          3.) subjective.
                                                          4.) something most Americans already agree with.
                                                          5.) relatively inconsequential.
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                                                          • keyboarding
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                                                            • 07-30-09
                                                            • 6817

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by poochiecollins
                                                            At last check, the NBA did the same.
                                                            The NBA is full of pussies, too.
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