Twilight Is Gay

[acarmelo1]

You know that in theory vampires doesnt have an anus.

They doesnt have an anus because they do not have a need for the digestive system. Also they cant have sex, since the way of producing vampires is infecting another person biting it.

Vampires are only Giant Mosquitos

[THE PROFIT]

These vampires have to have an asshole for queer butt lovin'

[minet123]

Slow night in for the Panamanian syndicate

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I got drug to the second one with my gf, most horrible experience u can imagine.

[THE PROFIT]

Slow night in for the Panamanian syndicate

[stealthyburrito]

I got drug to the second one with my gf, most horrible experience u can imagine.

when i first read this, i thought you said your gf drugged you into going

[acarmelo1]

when i first read this, i thought you said your gf drugged you into going

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

when i first read this, i thought you said your gf drugged you into going

I wish wud have been more enjoyable. I watched the first one at a party drunk as shit wasnt bad. I was telling my homgrl i had to watch the 2nd one and had no clue what it was about. After being shocked that i wud go see such a movie she asked if i wanted to watch the first. So we were laying in her bed watching it sippin bacardi n spooning the next minute. So drugged or intoxicated wud be much better.

[OverUnder]

[flyingillini]

Snooki

[Venkman]

traditionally vampires don't like sunlight

[Masu485]

twilight only fukks twilights of the same gender

[fightingwarrior]

best movie

[OmgUrMom]

best


movie


ever

[QuantumLeap]

You know that in theory vampires doesnt have an anus.

They doesnt have an anus because they do not have a need for the digestive system. Also they cant have sex, since the way of producing vampires is infecting another person biting it.

Vampires are only Giant Mosquitos

Mosquitos have anuses. They have to shit out the waste material from the blood they suck. Same with vampires except vampires need anuses for anal sex as well.

[stealthyburrito]

Mosquitos have anuses. They have to shit out the waste material from the blood they suck. Same with vampires except vampires need anuses for anal sex as well.

[Masu485]

its true, what is a vampire supposed to do with the blood waste if it has no anus?

[betplom]

its true, what is a vampire supposed to do with the blood waste if it has no anus?

They blow all waste product out of their noses, it's all liquid.

The Vampire ignorance on SBR is amazing.

I guess most guys at SBR missed school the day they taught everything about Vampires.

[acarmelo1]

Mosquitos actually dont feed on blood.


Female mosquitoes imbibe blood so that their eggs can mature prior to laying. It serves no nourishment function. Males do not take blood meals at all. In order to obtain energy, both male and female mosquitoes feed upon plant nectars - much in the same manner as honeybees.

they eat food such as nectar and that is why they need an anus