Anyone Have Shari's Number??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Anyone Have Shari's Number??
    My buddy wants it who just moved to Australia, I guess he wants to know where business districts are to get a job.
    I guess what better person here to give him info. I know she is from there. If anyone has it e-mail to me at jjgold@gmail.com and I will just give to him.

    Thanks

    David Sethlin
  • shari91
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-23-10
    • 32661

    #2
    ...
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    • minet123
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-17-07
      • 10280

      #3
      011+61+3+ etc etc etc
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      • ZetaPsi808
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-18-08
        • 12119

        #4
        JJ i think this buddy of yours might be you pal
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        • Cougar Bait
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-04-07
          • 18282

          #5
          1-800-call-911 (Shari)
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          • paco
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 05-07-09
            • 62873

            #6
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            • Flying Dutchman
              SBR MVP
              • 05-17-09
              • 2467

              #7
              She told me if I give it out to you (actually she used the word "pervert"), she will NOT scrub my back when I get over there next month...

              ...sorry coach.

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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Here we go......................................

                Miss Angry its Friday daytime your time and your frustrated already. I know why too!!!

                Ok let me tell the board.................85% of girls in your hometown are getting laid tonight and your not. I think you should wear a headband saying " Hi my name is Shari and I need it bad" Hey maybe that will work. I swear I say you have been laid 7 times in your life and all 7 were charity fuks because guys felt sorry for you or you begged their asses.

                All you know how to do is fight with men because you do not like them because you cannot get cock.

                Well in my day I was called "Boy Wonder" because I knew how to fuk and make women ***

                You see when you do not get laid it builds up anger and you just take it out on other people.

                Shari maybe get a power haircut and wack girls instead.

                Do you know what would be funny if I went to the bash seduced you which would be very easy because your vulnerable

                I could see you playing slots and me coming behind you and bumping you and start a conversation. I would stare at you whereas you would start to feel at ease and attracted to me, i know all the lines too. I would start off saying "Hey Sugar I love your eyes" and would say it inches apart to show I was in control and a fukkin leader. I would continue to let you play and feeding you $20's rolled up putting them in your fukkin ear until you got tired. As I sensed it I would start to drop hints about bringing you to your room. I would start to rub your back slowly and work my way to your lower back pressing harder and whispering in your ear poems and short love songs. I would start to go more to the front and stomach area and start to ease my hands on your bare skin by getting under your shirt. I now see you have goose bumps and know I fukkin have you now. I say " Shari let me walk you to your room." While holding your hands I would proceed to ask you when was the last time you got laid and had a cock inside your pussy making you feel real good. When you say like 7 years ago that is my dream. As we get closer to the room I am under your shirt feeling your and fukkin squeezing them telling you " You like when i squeeze your fukkin don't you Shari?" Now at the door we are necking and I am telling you I cannot wait to be inside you making love to you. Shari is all wet now and I go for the kill. I rip her clothes off and we both proceed to the bed. I place her hand on my 2.5" cock and teach her how to stroke it and tell her "Do you like my cock?" She says yes and now stroking on her own and I then start to push her face down towards it and tell he to suck it so it gets big for her. She is getting into it and I tell here " Are you ready for my fukkin cannon"? She says make love to me and I proceed to fuk her I have my way with her and pleasure her all night long, she begs me for my sausage all night and I give her multiple orgasms. She wanted me to go down on her but I told her I do ot do that stuff and she accepted it, we fukked a few times and i slapped her on her ass and slapped her in the face with my cannon and she loved it and went crazy. We showered together in morning as she blew me and I slid soap in her ass getting her ready for anal, she pulled away a few times saying it would hurt but my calming personality convince her it would feel good. I putt her on the shower ledge and proceeded to put soap in her ass and inserted my cannon into her ass. She screamed at first but eventually she loved it as I penetrated her. She kept saying lets wear protection but I told her I was clean and wanted to make love to her naturally and not with nylon rubber.


                This would be like taking candy away from a baby, I could have shari in seconds

                Shari go get laid and relax instead of being miserable, if it was me it would be a night you never forgot and woud keep coming back to me for my sausage.
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                • BeeMore
                  Restricted User
                  • 05-29-10
                  • 1004

                  #9
                  LOL omg at that jj post.
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                  • acarmelo1
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-29-09
                    • 6321

                    #10
                    Nice fiction jj
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                    • Deuce
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-12-08
                      • 29843

                      #11
                      necking?
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                      • OmgUrMom
                        Restricted User
                        • 02-07-10
                        • 8481

                        #12
                        JJ you should be a porn producer bud, nice post
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                        • stealthyburrito
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-12-09
                          • 21562

                          #13
                          very vivid imagination sethlin.

                          first non-gay post i've seen that was longer than a sentence or two in a while.

                          i'm sure her ass would be fine, a 2.5" pecker can do no damage.
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                          • THE PROFIT
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-09
                            • 17701

                            #14
                            This shit isnt even amusing anymore
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                            • stealthyburrito
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-12-09
                              • 21562

                              #15
                              its a very old shtick profit, but its all jj's got right now.

                              training camp is only two months away
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                              • minet123
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-17-07
                                • 10280

                                #16
                                Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                This shit isnt even amusing anymore

                                I agree JJ needs a vacation
                                The best out there in any field need time off to recharge and come up with new ideas
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                                • THE PROFIT
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-09
                                  • 17701

                                  #17
                                  This summers gonna scorch my scrotum
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                                  • THE PROFIT
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-09
                                    • 17701

                                    #18
                                    Time to create another character, JJ. This Shari is getting rather cumbersome
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82863

                                      #19
                                      Call 000. I think is like our 911. Say you are in love with a woman named Shari from Australia and suffer from Tourette's.
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                                      • shari91
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 02-23-10
                                        • 32661

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                        Time to create another character, JJ. This Shari is getting rather cumbersome
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21


                                          Your fukkin clowns

                                          You caught me, I am Shari

                                          Good Work dumbos!!!
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                                          • minet123
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-17-07
                                            • 10280

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold


                                            Your fukkin clowns

                                            You caught me, I am Shari

                                            Good Work dumbos!!!
                                            Come on Sponsey we know Shari is real
                                            Anyone who knows that Vegemite taste like the inside of an ash tray Is in the Down Under
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                                            • THE PROFIT
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-27-09
                                              • 17701

                                              #23
                                              I would believe it if I thought you were smart enough to pull it off
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                                              • OverUnder
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-31-09
                                                • 3126

                                                #24
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                                                • joe blow
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 05-09-06
                                                  • 775

                                                  #25
                                                  Call her sister is will have
                                                  867-5309
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                                                  • shari91
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 02-23-10
                                                    • 32661

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by joe blow
                                                    Call her sister is will have 867-5309


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                                                    • PAULYPOKER
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-06-08
                                                      • 36581

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by joe blow
                                                      Call her sister is will have 867-5309
                                                      Jenny


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                                                      • warriorfan707
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 13698

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                                        I would believe it if I thought you were smart enough to pull it off
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