(boys i am getting old)
BOYS ITS OFFICIAL I AM GETTING OLD 
YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS YOUR AGE AND HE IS TRYING TO GET FREE STUFF BECAUSE HE IS OLD.
BOYS MY GOOD FRIEND (PHIL THE BARBER) WHO IS ACTUALLY A BARTENDER
HE PLAYES A LOT OF GOLF AND USED TO BE EMBARRASSED TO TELL PEOPLE HE PLAYED WITH HE WAS A BARTENDER SO HE WOULD TELL THEM HE WAS A BARBER INSTEAD.
WELL I RAN INTO PHIL YESTERDAY AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT COFFEE IN THE MORNING THATS WHEN PHIL TOLD ME HE HASNT PAID FOR A CUP OF COFFEE IN 6 MONTHS.HE GOES TO MCDONALDS WITH HIS OWN MCDONALDS CUP THAT HE HAS SAVED HE WALKS IN POURS HIMSELF A CUP OF COFFEE OR 2 EVERYDAY.HE SITS DOWN AND READS HIS NEWSPAPER.OCCASIONALLY HE WILL ORDER AN EGG SANDWICH BUT MOST DAYS HE JUST WALKS IN AND HELPS HIMSELF TO FREE COFFEE.I ASKED HIM IF THEY EVER QUESTION HIM AND HE SAYS HOW CAN THEY HE CAN JUST SAY HE ORDERED THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU.
BOYS I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT I AM ACTUALLY THINKING OF USING THIS TRICK THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS FOR FREE COFFEE.
YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS YOUR AGE AND HE IS TRYING TO GET FREE STUFF BECAUSE HE IS OLD.BOYS MY GOOD FRIEND (PHIL THE BARBER) WHO IS ACTUALLY A BARTENDER
HE PLAYES A LOT OF GOLF AND USED TO BE EMBARRASSED TO TELL PEOPLE HE PLAYED WITH HE WAS A BARTENDER SO HE WOULD TELL THEM HE WAS A BARBER INSTEAD.WELL I RAN INTO PHIL YESTERDAY AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT COFFEE IN THE MORNING THATS WHEN PHIL TOLD ME HE HASNT PAID FOR A CUP OF COFFEE IN 6 MONTHS.HE GOES TO MCDONALDS WITH HIS OWN MCDONALDS CUP THAT HE HAS SAVED HE WALKS IN POURS HIMSELF A CUP OF COFFEE OR 2 EVERYDAY.HE SITS DOWN AND READS HIS NEWSPAPER.OCCASIONALLY HE WILL ORDER AN EGG SANDWICH BUT MOST DAYS HE JUST WALKS IN AND HELPS HIMSELF TO FREE COFFEE.I ASKED HIM IF THEY EVER QUESTION HIM AND HE SAYS HOW CAN THEY HE CAN JUST SAY HE ORDERED THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU.
BOYS I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT I AM ACTUALLY THINKING OF USING THIS TRICK THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS FOR FREE COFFEE.
