Shari, can you please give JJ some love advice?

shari91 · 06-09-10, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

I'm not saying to take him on yourself (even if it were possible given the distance) but some advice with how to get a gal interested, make her feel special, etc. so we can get JJ laid? ...and JJ, being in a better mood will post some more naked dancing JJ videos. Then PT can move on into a bright new future...

Dutchy, I have tried. Believe me. I'd have an easier time getting Kate Moss to eat a Big Mac. I think he's permanently off women now because there's no way he'd be using the approaches he does if he was trying to take a serious shot.

Flying Dutchman · 06-09-10, 07:58 AM

Shari, sorry to hear this. Then again, I have a nephew who is just as thick. He watches pornos and thinks "the direct approach" gets the hot babes.

Ace_of_Spades · 06-09-10, 08:17 AM

All the smooth talking ain't gonna improve his chances with a 2.5 inch pecker.

OverUnder · 06-09-10, 08:18 AM

ouman101 · 06-09-10, 08:22 AM

Shit, if he has a tongue he can get laid...he just needs to quit being a gay

jjgold · 06-09-10, 08:39 AM

Not in the right frame of mine to get laid, If I really tried I could sleep with 70% of SBR females. I am a posting stud and women posters like that. I am not a stud physically but behind a keyboard I AM>

ouman101 · 06-09-10, 08:42 AM

JJ, we just want to see you succeed at more than posting

shari91 · 06-09-10, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by ouman101

Shit, if he has a tongue he can get laid...he just needs to quit being a gay

minet123 · 06-09-10, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Not in the right frame of mine to get laid, If I really tried I could sleep with 70% of SBR females. I am a posting stud and women posters like that. I am not a stud physically but behind a keyboard I AM>

"Deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole did Alice travel"

Deuce · 06-09-10, 09:29 AM

Sponsey couldn't get laid if he called a hooker. One look at his 2x4 and she would ask him if he was serious.

pavyracer · 06-09-10, 09:38 AM

It's hard to pick up single women when you are married and the wife has the checkbook. You end up posting your bets on a losing spreadsheet.

jjgold · 06-09-10, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

It's hard to pick up single women when you are married and the wife has the checkbook. You end up posting your bets on a losing spreadsheet.

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THE PROFIT · 06-09-10, 01:28 PM

Have you thought about enticing some heavier ladies with cole cuts & oriole cookies?

jjgold · 06-09-10, 03:43 PM

Profit heavier women are way better in bed than lighter ones

Been proven

Profit If I fuk I like girls like 5-7, 180 or so

THick and strong with lots of energy

FYI..............would not sleep with Shari

Deuce · 06-09-10, 03:45 PM

Needle nose cock.

jjgold · 06-09-10, 03:46 PM

pavyracer · 06-09-10, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

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Fukk you JJ!

Dear pavyracer,

You have received an infraction worth 100 points for insulting poster jjgold. This infraction will NEVER expire.

Yours,

The SBR Team

Flying Dutchman · 06-09-10, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

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Holy shit, JJ! You're a bader ass than Wille Bee...

...remind me to never fvk with you again.

then again, posting person shit is out of bounds...should'a banned him.

shari91 · 06-09-10, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Profit heavier women are way better in bed than lighter ones Been proven Profit If I fuk I like girls like 5-7, 180 or so THick and strong with lots of energy FYI..............would not sleep with Shari

So I've been shoveling in Krispy Kremes and now you're saying it's all been a waste because you still wouldn't want me anyway? I've gone up 2 sizes in a fortnight and my thighs are starting to chafe when I waddle. And that doesn't count for anything with you????

Screw you and your love games Spindler. I give up.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 06:03 AM

Shari I know this comment hurt you and you "Froze" me out on skype last night.

Its ok really, I am very picky when it comes to sex and for me way more than looks. I am different and like things that other guys do not see.

David Sethlin

Ace_of_Spades · 06-10-10, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am very picky when it comes to sex

You can\t be picky.

shari91 · 06-10-10, 06:52 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Shari I know this comment hurt you and you "Froze" me out on skype last night. Its ok really, I am very picky when it comes to sex and for me way more than looks. I am different and like things that other guys do not see. David Sethlin

You like things that other guys don't see because the majority of them are chasing vaginas, not dinks. That's not called being different - it's called having a preference for the same sex.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 07:05 AM

Shari Cash watch your back.

I like girls that are into vampires and haunted houses. I do not know how that is bring gay as I see no correlation. Shari your nit a scene player but more of a traitional type when it comes to sex. I guess lay down look at your watch and cannot wait until it is over. The girls I go for are not like this and not afraid to strap it on in a Dracula Cape and play a scene out.

shari91 · 06-10-10, 07:08 AM

I can't compete with her.

Flying Dutchman · 06-10-10, 07:32 AM

JJ, I didn't know you were into Vampirella...

...that answers a lot a questions about your basement.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 07:41 AM

Yes Dutcher

Wish I had a cape myself, love the darkness and stuff. I love Halloween too.

ouman101 · 06-10-10, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

JJ, I didn't know you were into Vampirella...

...that answers a lot a questions about your basement.

I think it changes on a daily basis