Pittsburgh scores 3 runs/game....worse than Baltimore...worser than Houston.
I mean when the LaRoche twins get split up after all these years together it can mean only one thing....either the twin left behind in Pittsburgh is effin superbad, or they're lovers who flat out violated team rules & logged too much shower time together.
Lady Pirates backers beware....u gonna get raped tonite. Forget Strasburg....this team would be +200 at effin Houston. Pirates offense couldn't score if they were trapped in a mineshaft full of blitzed coal miners daughters
I hereby demote Pirates offense to rookie status until further notice
so hey brah....which rookie u talkin about tonite anyway????
I mean when the LaRoche twins get split up after all these years together it can mean only one thing....either the twin left behind in Pittsburgh is effin superbad, or they're lovers who flat out violated team rules & logged too much shower time together.
Lady Pirates backers beware....u gonna get raped tonite. Forget Strasburg....this team would be +200 at effin Houston. Pirates offense couldn't score if they were trapped in a mineshaft full of blitzed coal miners daughters
I hereby demote Pirates offense to rookie status until further notice
so hey brah....which rookie u talkin about tonite anyway????