Has Anyone Heard From Shari???????????????????

paco · 06-09-10, 10:49 PM

jjgold · 06-09-10, 11:49 PM

Sent a few more still up and waiting for her to come online

I am tired

ScarFace_1990 · 06-10-10, 12:27 AM

stealthyburrito · 06-10-10, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Just sent her 3 more "Hi" Messages

Grandmaster B · 06-10-10, 12:51 AM

shari91 · 06-10-10, 12:57 AM

minet123 · 06-10-10, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by shari91

He missed his after diner meds

Grandmaster B · 06-10-10, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by shari91

jjgold · 06-10-10, 02:16 AM

I am still here
it's 3:14 am
I went back over 109 history transcripts seeing if she gave me any signals thy she would do this

pacing as I write

5 more hi messages

I have now been up over 17 hrs today.

yisman · 06-10-10, 02:18 AM

jj, get help.

shari91 · 06-10-10, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am still here it's 3:14 am I went back over 109 history transcripts seeing if she gave me any signals thy she would do this pacing as I write 5 more hi messages I have now been up over 17 hrs today.

Why in the hell are you still awake? You go to bed by 11.

Wait a minute... who's logging in under your name??

stealthyburrito · 06-10-10, 02:26 AM

wow, jj's never been up this late he is really into this.

17 hrs? is that supposed to be along time?

we know you strenuously exert yourself posting all day but you can't be that tired from it.

yisman · 06-10-10, 02:26 AM

there's more than one person using the jjgold handle.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 02:48 AM

3:43am

nothing and she is posting

Why?????

Shari what us going in here??

Why do we have to talk via board and not private with skype?

There are things I do not want posters to read.

Stop blocking me on skype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop thinking of me as a cartoon character.

wtf · 06-10-10, 02:51 AM

jj

sorry to tell you this

shari and i are hooking up

we are in bed laughing at you, of course the laughing takes place POST SEX

shari91 · 06-10-10, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

3:43am nothing and she is posting Why????? Shari what us going in here?? Why do we have to talk via board and not private with skype? There are things I do not want posters to read. Stop blocking me on skype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop thinking of me as a cartoon character.

Listen whomever you are, JJ is not on Skype and hasn't been for hours.

And what wtf said.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 04:29 AM

5:28 AM

Up 23 hrs, breaking all records

NOTHING.....Shari stop playing some sort of puzzle here

I said hi over 50 times in this period, all I wanted was a hi back

Guys I am still on skype waiting for her to come online

shari91 · 06-10-10, 04:42 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

5:28 AM Up 23 hrs, breaking all records NOTHING.....Shari stop playing some sort of puzzle here I said hi over 50 times in this period, all I wanted was a hi back Guys I am still on skype waiting for her to come online

They better not be paying you for these posts. In fact, they should be docking your pay for wasting bandwidth in this thread.

There's still a message pending to be sent to 'JJ' when he signs in. From 3 hours ago. Damn Fruit Loop.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 04:49 AM

This is not JJ

It is David Sethlin of Sethlin Security

I will be on later for NBA game. I cannot stay logged on anymore Shari Cash, hopefully you have an explanation

Can you send me a 300 word apology in this thread?? I am very tired and should not of had to go through this all night

PAULYPOKER · 06-10-10, 05:25 AM

The popular image of the Bonobo as a peaceful ape does not always apply to captive populations. Accounts exist of Bonobos confined in zoos mutilating one another and engaging in bullying.

These incidents may be due to the practice in zoos of separating mothers and sons, which is contrary to their social organization in the wild. Bonobo society is dominated by females, and severing the lifelong alliance between mothers and their male offspring may make them vulnerable to female aggression.

De Waal has warned of the danger of romanticizing Bonobos: "All animals are competitive by nature and cooperative only under specific circumstances" as well as writing that "when first writing about their behavior, I spoke of 'sex for peace' precisely because bonobos had plenty of conflicts. There would obviously be no need for peacemaking if they lived in perfect harmony". The immature state of Bonobo research in the wild, compared to that of the Common Chimpanzee means that lethal aggression between Bonobos could still be discovered.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 05:32 AM

Pauly I am not mad, just did not like the ordeal she put me through all night.

I took me hrs to figure it out too, yesterday in some thread I said I would not sleep with her but would fuk Nina, I forgot what subject was but I did say this and now I am getting payback. I completely understand it. I feel a little better now and I am sure tonight she will apologize to me.

PAULYPOKER · 06-10-10, 07:13 AM

I am truly lost for words and don't know what to say..........

jjgold · 06-10-10, 07:42 AM

Pauly it is called the Skype Freeze Out

jjgold · 06-10-10, 09:35 PM

update

I wrote a 1000 word e-mail to her about different things and she wrote back stating her postion. I was not happy with it nor did i agree but at least the air was cleared.

shari91 · 06-10-10, 09:40 PM

I honestly hope for the sake of mankind you're an organ donor. Someone is going to be a billionaire when they figure out what in the hell was wrong with your brain.

yisman · 06-10-10, 09:59 PM

jj, there's no way you wrote a 1,000 word e-mail. Either that's fiction or you had someone else write it for you.

shari91 · 06-10-10, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by yisman

jj, there's no way you wrote a 1,000 word e-mail. Either that's fiction or you had someone else write it for you.

If you saw the spelling and grammar, you'd know it was him. Those Hooked on Phonics DVDs I sent him were obviously a huge waste of cash.

wtf · 06-10-10, 10:02 PM

shari,

name your price to PM me that email

not JOKING

mrmarket · 06-10-10, 10:07 PM

I have two new theories for JJ:

1)The JJ persona is really some derivation of the infinite monkey theorem. Instead of hitting typewriters hoping to one day write the works of Shakespeare some misguided entrepreneur has put the monkeys in front of line services in an effort to create a perfect handicapping equation. The little beasts sometimes burdened by their tasks but still addicted to the world take breaks to satisfy some evolutionary sexual urge which is fulfilled by targeting anything that whiffs of a female on SBR forums.

2) JJ is actually a creation of superstitious bookies. Fearing sharp action by supernatural forces a conglomeration of bookies (the illumibetti) commissioned Geppetto to carve something capable of sniffing out advantage gamblers. Unfortunately the sexually repressed Geppetto took liberties with the little wooden being who in turn lost his unique ability due to the trauma. Frustrated, abandoned and confused it now roams the sports betting world spindling females everywhere in a misguided attempt to get back at its creator.

yisman · 06-10-10, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

I have two new theories for JJ:

1)The JJ persona is really some derivation of the infinite monkey theorem. Instead of hitting typewriters hoping to one day write the works of Shakespeare some misguided entrepreneur has put the monkeys in front of line services in an effort to create a perfect handicapping equation. The little beasts sometimes burdened by their tasks but still addicted to the world take breaks to satisfy some evolutionary sexual urge which is fulfilled by targeting anything that whiffs of a female on SBR forums.

2) JJ is actually a creation of superstitious bookies. Fearing sharp action by supernatural forces a conglomeration of bookies (the illumibetti) commissioned Geppetto to carve something capable of sniffing out advantage gamblers. Unfortunately the sexually repressed Geppetto took liberties with the little wooden being who in turn lost his unique ability due to the trauma. Frustrated, abandoned and confused it now roams the sports betting world spindling females everywhere in a misguided attempt to get back at its creator.

Post of the week!

jjgold · 06-10-10, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

I have two new theories for JJ:

1)The JJ persona is really some derivation of the infinite monkey theorem. Instead of hitting typewriters hoping to one day write the works of Shakespeare some misguided entrepreneur has put the monkeys in front of line services in an effort to create a perfect handicapping equation. The little beasts sometimes burdened by their tasks but still addicted to the world take breaks to satisfy some evolutionary sexual urge which is fulfilled by targeting anything that whiffs of a female on SBR forums.

2) JJ is actually a creation of superstitious bookies. Fearing sharp action by supernatural forces a conglomeration of bookies (the illumibetti) commissioned Geppetto to carve something capable of sniffing out advantage gamblers. Unfortunately the sexually repressed Geppetto took liberties with the little wooden being who in turn lost his unique ability due to the trauma. Frustrated, abandoned and confused it now roams the sports betting world spindling females everywhere in a misguided attempt to get back at its creator.

stealthyburrito · 06-10-10, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

I have two new theories for JJ:

1)The JJ persona is really some derivation of the infinite monkey theorem. Instead of hitting typewriters hoping to one day write the works of Shakespeare some misguided entrepreneur has put the monkeys in front of line services in an effort to create a perfect handicapping equation. The little beasts sometimes burdened by their tasks but still addicted to the world take breaks to satisfy some evolutionary sexual urge which is fulfilled by targeting anything that whiffs of a female on SBR forums.

2) JJ is actually a creation of superstitious bookies. Fearing sharp action by supernatural forces a conglomeration of bookies (the illumibetti) commissioned Geppetto to carve something capable of sniffing out advantage gamblers. Unfortunately the sexually repressed Geppetto took liberties with the little wooden being who in turn lost his unique ability due to the trauma. Frustrated, abandoned and confused it now roams the sports betting world spindling females everywhere in a misguided attempt to get back at its creator.

mrmarket please right a novel or a short story or something

shari91 · 06-10-10, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

I have two new theories for JJ:

1)The JJ persona is really some derivation of the infinite monkey theorem. Instead of hitting typewriters hoping to one day write the works of Shakespeare some misguided entrepreneur has put the monkeys in front of line services in an effort to create a perfect handicapping equation. The little beasts sometimes burdened by their tasks but still addicted to the world take breaks to satisfy some evolutionary sexual urge which is fulfilled by targeting anything that whiffs of a female on SBR forums.

2) JJ is actually a creation of superstitious bookies. Fearing sharp action by supernatural forces a conglomeration of bookies (the illumibetti) commissioned Geppetto to carve something capable of sniffing out advantage gamblers. Unfortunately the sexually repressed Geppetto took liberties with the little wooden being who in turn lost his unique ability due to the trauma. Frustrated, abandoned and confused it now roams the sports betting world spindling females everywhere in a misguided attempt to get back at its creator.

jjgold · 06-10-10, 10:33 PM

Shari I bet you get hard teasing men and playing with their minds

My mind is fukked up because of you, the confusion you have caused me is unreal

I am embarrassing myself in front of all my boys

You put a Shari Hook out on the pole and I took the bait

BadNina · 06-10-10, 11:01 PM

No, JJ, honey, now you are embarassed in front of all the guys