i have a story

[empty cookie jar]

that i just can't tell

[empty cookie jar]

just for the record let's get the story straight

[Andy117]

OK. Good thread.

[empty cookie jar]

me and uncle tom were fisting it was gettin pretty late

[shari91]

OK. Good thread.

[Slainte]

cool story bro

[RevolverOcelot]

Riveting tale chap.

[empty cookie jar]

thanks

i'll try and get chapter 2 posted tomorrow night

[stealthyburrito]

me and uncle tom were fisting it was gettin pretty late

wtf

[Mr Windy City]

wow I just wasted 10 seconds of my life....

[BobHarvey]

I don't want to encourage you but that was actually pretty funny and..... I'll finish my thought tomorrow.

[JimmysEgo]

and so she was standing there with her panties around her rollerblades...

[jbrent95]

I won't get that 10 seconds of my life back.

[Bostongambler]

and so she was standing there with her panties around her rollerblades...

He said Uncle. I think it is a gaymans thread.

[Powderguy]

geeee

[obamaismyuncle]

just for the record let's get the story straight

Just for the record let's get the story straight
Me and Uncle Tom were fishing it was getting pretty late
Out on a cypress limb above the wishin' well
Where they say it got no bottom, say it take you down to hell!


Over in the bushes and off to the right
Come two men talkin' in the pale moon light
Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge
haulin' two limp bodies down to the water's edge

I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin, oh yeah
I know a secret that I just can't tell

They didn't see me and Tom in the trees
Neither one believing what the other could see
Tossed in the bodies, let 'em sink on down
To the bottom of the well where they'd never be found

I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin, oh yeah
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
Know who put the bodies in the wishing well!

Soon as they were gone me and Tom got down
Prayin' real hard that we wouldn't make a sound
Running through the woods back to Uncle Tom's shack
Where the full moon shines through the roof tile cracks

Oh my God, Tom, who are we gonna tell?
The Sheriff he belongs in a prison cell
Keep your mouth shut that's what we're gonna do
Unless you wanna wind up in the "Wishin' Well" too?

I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin, oh yeah!
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
Know who put the bodies
Know who put the bodies ... in the wishing well!