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Kid I like your style
I nailed a girl when I was 19 and it was very conventional in a bedroom with the curtains down and lights out. I was very nervous and had erectile problems and what was funny was my cock could not get real hard and she was getting pissed off and she was real hot. I told her to keep sitting on it and pull my hair. It got a little hard but when she would ride me cowgirl it just kept coming out like 20 times and the intervals would last like 5 seconds only. It is hard when your rod does not stay erect. I mean she stroked it, blew it, and locked her thighs around it to get it hard. The fukkin thing went blue. We had a good rythymm for a while like 40 seconds and I came in her ear by mistake.
The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on and they kep laughing at me because she would keep cursing me about my pecker coming on and calling me too inexperienced and a ***** that did no know how to fuk.
Boys I do not wish a small on anyone and has haunted me to this day with jokes and everything.
Women do not like guys with small peckers and it is not my fault. It is called genetics. I am a stud too, I am kind of depressed over my erectile problems.
Good Luck
ps: My first time was a dissaster and really always had issues in the bedroom and just makes me wonder.- JJGoldBoys........I Joined The "Mile High Club"........
Well.......not exactly. I guess you could call it the poor man's mile high club. I spent a little alone time with a copy of a SkyMall catalogue. There was a picture of a pretty hot chick doing some aerobics routine. There was also a picture of some sort of latin/asian hybrid and she was standing next to some poker chips. That was pretty hot so it did the trick. Of course, due to my bigtime status I can afford to fly First Class. That allowed me some extra room in the lavatory.
—jjgoldPenile enlargement? I have a small pecker and thinking of this. Is it dangerous?? I am 37. I tried an extension but it did not hold and had to have minor surgery to repair it. bad break- JJGOldBoys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.
Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.
We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno ****, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was” It is all business JJ”” I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him “hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business” I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say *** this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.
This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.” It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a *** how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him “hey Julian what books do you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am saying under my breathe “who gives a ***, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!
Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the *** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.
Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and **** and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the *** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???
Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.
Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!
No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.
*** this ****
GoldI fake bet systems only to test
What happens with fake betting is it leads to real gambling, it is the same thing and just as bad
It is the same thing as pretending to do Coke with Baby Powder as you will go to the real thing eventually
Same thing with guys, if you fantasize about blowing a guy you will
Same thing with women, I use to use a elastic band type device on my door and stick my bare ass out and pretend a woman would spank me and I eventually got into the Domination/Submissive scene and still have scars on my ass from Doms that whipped me.5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .
5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies
6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your cock grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.
7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils
7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.
8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.
8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.
8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts
9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.
10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts
10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.
11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts
12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition
1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them
1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts
1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.
1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts
2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.
4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts
5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.
5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts
6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.
7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post
7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays
8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.
8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes
9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.
10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack
11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post
12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors
1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.
2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.
3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed
Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.
You know I might be more normal than some of you nutsThis would be about 9 years ago -- I'd just gotten a job in a new city, and so didn't really know anyone yet outside of work. I had a small bachelor apartment, which was almost completely unfurnished. At the time, I think I slept in a sleeping bag. I had a couch, a chair, a TV and TV stand, a lamp -- not much else. Sort of the bare essentials. No curtains either, by the way. That's important, so hold onto that.
As it turned out, the apartment complex I chose was in the middle of the gay district. Since I was new to the city, I hadn't known this. I'd been walking around town on my lunch hours at work, trying to find a place to live (I crashed at a friend's place my first few weeks until I found one). I eventually found a great-looking bachelor apartment, which was inexplicably $100 cheaper than any of the bachelors in the surrounding area. Hardwood floors, a deck, track lighting -- I couldn't believe my luck, and signed the lease right there on my lunch hour. It wasn't until my father brought the truck into town and helped me move in a week later, and we showed up to find two leather bull-queers necking in the lobby, that I realized what was going on. My father, I remember, gave me a long look -- waiting, I think, for me to officially come out of the closet right there in the truck. Much explaining ensued that I wasn't gay -- just an idiot who doesn't research apartments well.
As luck would have it, within a month of my moving in the landlord announced a total overhaul of all the decks by a construction crew. Suddenly the outside of my building looked like a war-zone, with lumber and cement mixers and dolleys running up the sides of the buildings. All the decks were ripped off the building, the doors were sealed up from the outside, and crews got busy laying the steel frame foundations for all the new decks. This took place over the course of months -- it's a thirty-storey building, with about eight apartments per floor, and a deck per apartment. So a little math tells you this wasn't finished in a day. As weeks turned to months, I stopped noticing them entirely.
One morning, I woke up hard, and I woke up early. Usually I trot off to the shower, have a little breakfast, get my shirt and tie pressed, and I'm off to work. This time I had a little time to kill, and so popped on the TV, found some hotty, got comfortable on the couch, and... well, started having some fun, if you catch me.
So I'm stroking away, and because I was already pretty revved up to begin with, it wasn't taking long. Tissues were at the ready. I revved up the pace a little, and...
...I orgasmed. Shot my load.
Just as four construction workers on a machine-lifted scaffolding appeared in my window to install my deck.
Sadly, I noticed this just before the load-shooting. As anyone who's shot a load or two will know, this isn't actually something you can stop. So, just as they appeared, and caught my eye, I... ejaculated in front of them.
Having done the deed, I was at a bit of a loss as to what to do next. So I very casually removed the tissues, gave a slight nod in their direction, as if to confirm their presence and pretend it was business as usual -- that gay construction workers watch me spank off every day from the window and this just happened to be their turn -- and casually waltzed into the bathroom.
You'd think this would be the end of the story. And well it should be, since it's already extremely, extremely embarrassing. And yet it's not the end of the story. Because since I'd rushed into the bathroom in a shamed state, I hadn't actually taken anything in with me. Like, say, clothes. I just had the underwear I was wearing. My only hope was to go about my morning bathroom routine very slowly, hoping they might move on before I finished so I could leave my bathroom and get a change of clothes.
I brushed my teeth. Hammering noises from outside. I showered. Drilling noises. I shaved. Silence. Ah!
I walked out in my underwear. The four of them were sitting around having coffee out of a thermos. Still there, of course. Still watching.
At this precise point I realized I'd simply have to get over this, and so went about the business of getting dressed in front of the construction workers. Pants, shirt, tie, socks. After I'd finished lacing up my shoes, I grabbed my briefcase and, turning to the window, gave a small bow.
They clapped.
That night I nailed bedsheets up against the windows.Boys , I'm in the money game. I buy , sell , and trade old cars from the 1970's. These cars have been destroyed by mean old owners who forget how to love and I give love and life back to them. I own 3 junkyards in Trenton and 2 in Newark a lot of people say that all of Newark is one big Junkyard , but I can assure you there flowers and trees in Newark also. I can repair an engine block with my bare hands or just a simple toolkit which I sell or can lend you if you need but I would need a form filled out cause my tools are very expensive. But boys listen up , the money is in these old dinosaurs. I stole , well borrowed a 1976 Oldmobile from a friend of mine and fixed it up so good that I was able to sell it to another friend , well actually , a friend of a friend, but I sold it to him for 2000 , and I got it for free, Now where I come from thats a big time investment and called cornerning the market. I have 5 mechanics working for me who I trust with my toolbox collection and my life. They are world renowned auto experts from Europe and Asia can fix any car I tell them too. They are
Odessa Bagels - A big Time Mechanic from Switzerland, with a short temper, but knows his stuff real good like.
Bucky Swopes- One the biggest Mechanics in China , his specialty is Diesal engines and boys let me tell you , he is the best of the best.
ABB - Hes one Mean Swede who knows how to fix brakes with the best of em'. He's a hot head too, but makes the best coffee in the shop.
Russy - I don't know his real name , but he sure can work on cars good, and we all call him Russy cause he can scrub the Rust off of anything on wheels.
Minnow - She's a smart gal , and good with a wrench.
Wells Boys theres my organization ,we are all standup known , made guys. We don't drink or smoke but we gamble BIG TIME !, and Im looking forward to meeting some of you money makers here , so I can show you how to turn a buck quick. Just bring me a Car to my shop and 3 weeks later , you will have tripled your money. Look at some of these testimonials ....
Mjulian- I was amazed , I brought my 76 Pinto to the Goldenones shop in Trenton and 3 weeks later , just like he promised , I made 2 grand !!!
Cookson1 - JJ IS THE BEST , HE CAN FIX ANYTHING , INCLUDING YOUR BANKBOOK !
Bostongambler- JJ worked a miracle on my 1973 BMW , It was sitting in my garage for 3 years , I towed it to his shop and in just 3 weeks , he sent me an envelope with 2grand in it , I was happy.
Yes , Boys .... These are Testimonials from fellow gamblers and real time players like myself. I am bigtime , I made all my money gambling and now I can do what I love fixing cars and making money. Boys I haven't been laid in 11 years , So I don't get weird thoughts when I work on cars and trucks , its all business. My pleasure is your Business , thats my motto boys ... send me an Email and I will tell you my secrets , because if I told them all now , someone else would steal what Im doing. Don't be afraid to start making moneyboys I found this site because I want to learn to surf I have always like the clothes and the attitude and the chicks that surfers get and I want some of that action for me. I am in new jersey but I couldnt find any forums for there. I dont know where to get started I need the equipment. Boys I am not going to lie to you I am 37 years old and 5-4 wieghing 287lbs. I am not really fat I am more stout and strong like a bull. My biggest worry is wearing one of those wetsuit things they look like they fit real tight and are not comfortable. I like comfort in my clothes and usually wear loose fitting silk jumpsuits and sweatsuits. Do they make loose wetsuits? Money is not a problem because I am a pro gambler and make several dimes a week playing the entire board every night. Boys I am as sharp as they come and you would do well to listen to me when it comes to sports and dice.
Where can I learn to surf on the east coast? I could hire somebody to teach me and get me the right clothes and gear if I could find that person that would be good. I run with a young crew of high school guys in Newark but they arent really into surfing they like to shoot dice and get tail. I havent had any tail in 11 years but I think that if I could get the surf thing going I could hook up with some loose surfer chicks. I also have some rino horn lined up so I will get my junk back in working order.
Boys if you can help me out with info I will make it worth your while.boys I am an expereinced archerer and I have carried a bow and arrow on the street for several years. I am a sharpshooter with this thing and use it to protect both myself and my bankroll. I now want to take my game to another level and get off the streets of newark and into the jungles of the africa. My ententions is to kill a rino one because they are the toughest and baddest like me and also their horn is supposed to be good for pekker problems thats right boys I have problems getting my junk going but I make up for it with my skillfull tung. If I killed a rino with my arrow then the women would be impressed and I could use the ground up horn to get my blood flowing again. I have thought about getting a surgary on it but now the money would be better spent going to africa. Boys I am a sharp gambler and I clear about 10 dimes a week so money is no problem. Where is the best place to kill a rino with an arrow in africa? Is anybody going soon and can I tag along? I make really good pimento cheese sanwiches and I would be happy to bring some for everybody.
ps I also wear a piece on my head and I am afraid that the glue might melt in the hot african sun. I never go without my piece because I like to look sharp at all times but if it is going to be a problem I could leave it at home for a few days and just put on a pit helmet or whatever you wear.We do shit like that all of the time for giggles. Head slaps, Pecker Grabs, Pully fingers, tooth pasting when someone falls asleep. Don't wear sweat pants around us either, because we will pull them down in a heart beat and hit the ground laughing for five minutes.I am a big time sportsbettor and known worldwide
I am 2.5 inches hung if that matters. I hope my size will not be an issue with you because it is how you work it anyway.
Let me know and if you want we can talk on phone and maybe meet. I am willing to travel. I have a 73 Plymouth
Thanks for respondingNow currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.
Good LuckI currently own 3 Junkyards in Trenton and 2 in Newark and also am Looking to purshase 3 more but I can't right now because the damn Pirates cost me 5 dimes last night , but I will win that money back soon maybe even tonight if Florida can come back. Anyways Boys , I own these junkyards , and really all thats in them right now is a bunch of junk,old cars and stuff but my idea is too turn these junkyards into amusement parks.
I would make old cars into rides and dig tunnels and sell lemonade and maybe even have places where you can pet horses and pigs and even Zebras because I am also a big time Hunter and travel to Africa all the time and have connections all over the world. I am a big time gambler, who has been down on his luck but soon I will be on top again.
Boys , I'll be honest with you , this is my first post and I don't want to get off on the wrong foot from the beginning so like my granny says honesty is the best. I'm 5'4 , 287 lbs , I wear a hairpeice and I have 2.5 inch pecker and haven't been laid in 11 years , but when I used to be in top form I would get chunky latin chicks all the time and they would call me a Stud and Big Papa and other kinky stuff, but I think if this idea goes over well ,I will be able to impress some hot chicks who like to come to amusement parks , they will know I am the owner and the one who thought of the whole Idea and they will be impressed and I will give them free tickets to all the rides and then maybe even make out in the tunnel of love which is a real underground tunnel that I dug in the yard myself.
I will have Bow and arrow contests and maybe even make my own sandwitches which are world famous. But I need to know what type of permits I need to get , my highschool friends couldn't these question for me and my crew are all gamblers , they only know about betting and mostly just losing.
I have some references from some heavy made people in New Jersey and Massachusest and even New York Too...
Odessa - JJ is a pure a genius
leviramsey - JJ is a renessance man
Freddy - He's Bald , but he's Smart
Bucky- I am Jealous everytime he scratches his brow
ABB- JJ is above Brilliant
Russy - Any fool would be a Fool not to listen to JJ over a cup of coffee.
Boys , these are known playas in the NorthEast and in parts of Canada , they all vouch for me , if anyone can get me the permits under the table , I will make sure you are taking care of at the park for life, free passes , tickets to the rides and free food for everyone
Im interested in hearing your repliesBoys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!
I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.
The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.
I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!
She slapped me and told me never to come back.
I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.
It is so true that gamblers are anti social.
So overall decent day
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great compilation of stories beemore, this will be one to revisit often
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A couple recent ones
I have had events with all men like gambling breakfats during football season where all the guys eat breakfast and go over the games, we have all the publications, sportform, gold sheet, platinum sheet, power sweep, ect and talk it over during a breakfast, usually one guy gets up and takes the lead and makes speeches, ect.
Hair club for men I am a member of, they sit you down and actually in a nice way say what a fukkin loser you because you have no hair and show vids of bald guys that are lonely and then after they get a unit they show the same guy with hot girls and they hooked me for life. These guys (salesman) all have real hair but they convince you it is fake and another lure. In my second consult they made me run my hands through their hair and when I tried to say it seemed real they all surrounded me and just keep telling me it was fake and i could be them.
One fat fuk that was a dead ringer for IWIN was sitting next to me and I felt sorry for him, they broke him down so bad they convinced him he really liked men because he did not want a fukkin unit and one of the salesman got a free blow job from the fat fuk, he just said get on your knees gay boy and blow me and the guy did. As you are aware these hair guys are gay and will fuk anything in site and prey on weak guys. can you imagine a guy like IWIN blowing you????????????? The fat guy was hard as a rock as was the hair guy.
The other two guys tried to get blow jobs too but guy said he was done and tired and he did buy a few rugs.
Always remember a 3 on one tag team (Triangular Penetration) is the ultimate sex conquer for the gay guys .
Back to subject men's clubs are for the most part sex clubs for men, swapping partners, belly noggles, Vaser Injections, and usually cork popping tops plowing jelly up tight cannons. I would not join one or even talk about it.
I love educating you guys on the tough subjects.Not me but this guy I know is going to tape a sex video with his older girl and sell it to me for $600 or so, not some BS like IWN and is girl. He sent me a fukkin tape of him and his girl, all I heard was them moaning and pitch black, it was fukkin whore shit. Actually it did sound like IWIN but girl sounded like Deuce a little
, can you imagine if IWN was pounding a guy? He did squeak a little and when you squeak it usually means some sort of gay activity. I once or twice was under a bed holding on to dear life on the brackets as two guys were pounding each other, the KY Jelly was starting to dribble down onto frame and my hands were starting to give and if I let go I was fukkin done as the guys would of got me in their bed and had a fukkin field day with me and getting me into a sexual scissor where one guy locks your legs around his and the other guy straps a fukkin belt around him and me and everyone is interlocked and it is more of a grind and moan and slow death for me as in pain, the thing is in a sexual scissor where I am the victim each guy has access to fuk me in the ass and I have no choice because of the triangular geometric angle they have me in . I have no way out and if it gets too loud they would of put a sexual rod in my mouth. A sexual rod in an artificial organic piece that inserts into one's mouth ( the receiver) so he can bite on it as he is penetrated. It actually is a sexual silencer. Do you see why I had to hold onto the fukkin brackets?? Anyway they were fukkin lots of lube rollling down the brackets and lots of fukkin noise, one guy was screaming so loud in pleasure that I started pissing in my pants as he said " Gregory I love your rod". The point is that IWIn's sex tape could of been with a guy and maybe that is why it was blacked out.
Anyway back to my buddy, for the $600 I will see everything, he promised 2hrs of high quality video and I can see everything, bud actually said I will see the veins of his cock which I do not want to see, he said anal, regular, oral, whipping and dildos all included. He is like 6-2, 240 or so, she is like 5-5, 160 and about 60 years old, he is 29. I will see her ride him also which should be cool. I like watching sex tapes of people I know so IWIN send me a real sex tape and not some bull shit.[COLOR=#000000 ! important]The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his cock is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a cock in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.[/COLOR]
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wow. Beemore you have a lot of time on your hands huh?Comment -
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just a few easy searches, copy and paste. Took me 10 minutes.Originally posted by Mr Windy CityComment -
what is everyone's fascination with JJ though. Guys is friggin' hilarious, no denying that. He is a great member to the board and makes awesome videos. And don't take this personal because this isn't pointed at you Beemore. But some of you guys are downright getting close to stalker status, I'd say 20% of PT thread are filled daily with
"Hey JJ look at this" or
"Look at JJ in this photoshop picture I made"
"Just hacked into JJ's security cameras"
"JJ's gambling career in a nutshell"
I mean come on.....JJ you don't get a little weirded out that grown men are constantly thinking about you and writing about you? I swear some of you guys would get down on your knees and suck JJ's balls if he let you.Comment -
Hampden's own Bee more
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