Friend needs help

[buztah]

He made the mistake of putting on kok ring before dose of Cialis and now it will not come off his old man wood. He is too embarrassed to ask for himself so he cashed in the favour I owed him. What should he do? Hand soap and shampoo have failed and I am told Downey burns his pee pee hole.

Rake, we are even now.

[flyingillini]

Unreal, did he release in anyones palm?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Unreal, did he release in anyones palm?

THIS GUEY~

[FreeFall]

wait for it to go soft?

[flyingillini]

Bateman,

And the lot of the children of Joseph fell [1] from Jordan by Jericho, unto the water of Jericho on the east, to the wilderness that goeth up from Jericho throughout mount Bethel, 2 And goeth out from Bethel to Luz, and passeth along unto the borders of Archi to Ataroth, 3 And goeth down westward to the coast of Japhleti, unto the coast of Bethhoron the nether, and to Gezer: and the goings out thereof are at the sea. 4 So the children of Joseph, Manasseh and Ephraim, took their inheritance.

[pavyracer]

Show him pictures of naked 500 lb chicks with arm pit hair and no teeth. That will make him soft quickly.

[Full Time Hobo]

Show him pictures of naked 500 lb chicks with arm pit hair and no teeth. That will make him soft quickly.

[Ralphie1412]

sooooo you are lubing up your buddies wang? wow

[Flying Dutchman]

Buzzy, I'm worried for you...

[dodger33]

Call up his mom and have her help. If that doesn't make him go soft his has bigger problems.

[Bostongambler]

Try using butter and slide that bitch right off.

[jjgold]

Bateman,

And the lot of the children of Joseph fell [1] from Jordan by Jericho, unto the water of Jericho on the east, to the wilderness that goeth up from Jericho throughout mount Bethel, 2 And goeth out from Bethel to Luz, and passeth along unto the borders of Archi to Ataroth, 3 And goeth down westward to the coast of Japhleti, unto the coast of Bethhoron the nether, and to Gezer: and the goings out thereof are at the sea. 4 So the children of Joseph, Manasseh and Ephraim, took their inheritance.

Buzzy just saw it off with small blade and be careful

Cocks do not bite, your not gay if you help your buddy out

Buzzy if you need to touch it no biggie, its all business


I would lube him up and then try to get it off with your hand with some sort of leverage, it is going to look like your wacking him off so do it in private

[wtf]

have you considered to attacking this issue orally?

[pirate]

ICE ....stupid

[jayroy25]

Ask jj gold to help

[Brock Landers]

leave it there as a permanent reminder of his stupidity

[Grandmaster B]

sooooo you are lubing up your buddies wang? wow

ya he is

hes queer

[buztah]

Buzzy just saw it off with small blade and be careful

Cocks do not bite, your not gay if you help your buddy out

Buzzy if you need to touch it no biggie, its all business


I would lube him up and then try to get it off with your hand with some sort of leverage, it is going to look like your wacking him off so do it in private

Coach, the snake spat at me whilst I was closley following your advice. It was scary but the medics determined it was not toxic. All ended well.

[MC PICKS]

Vasoline.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Oh well. Cocks are tricky things.

[Willie Bee]

Take him down to the Gulf of Mexico and dip his little weiner into the oily waters. While you're at it Buzzy, make sure and tell the locals how happy you are that their beaches and industries are screwed by the oil spill. God bless.

[Chi_archie]

this thread supplies some good info