So I am at my friend's house in Tampa...

[BatemanPatrickl]

He has a nice pad and a former NHL hockey player lived across the street. Also has a boxer living on the same street. Very exclusive area.

Anywho I am at his house and one of his friends comes over with his youngest son. This kid is a little slow (like throw a football at him, it will smash him in the head, he will then try and catch it). Things don't register that well with him; can be amusing when the adults play permanent QB for the kids. I always have the kid run posts and I wing it at him as fast I can.

Any way the kid took a dance class this summer and was dancing up a storm. I was outside enjoying a Mojito and this mother****er was inside doing the Soldier Boy His dad was outside with me so I could not laugh but man was that shit funny. My girl was inside and said she had to get up and laugh to herself. His mother put him in a dance class this summer. WTF good job at raising your son to take it in the ass. Thanks for the buzz kill too you little dancing shit.

Now before you Democrats start whining the kid is not mentally retarded. He is just a little slow like short bus slow.

Love having him on my team though the kid is a one man comedy skit. We let him punch it in every now and again to see his TD dance

[mathdotcom]

Classic post

[Sunde91]

SBR is now Bateman's diary of whogivesafuk.

Thanks for sharing.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Classic post

Mathy this kid went at it for like 30 minutes. No chicks around just his mother who after about six drinks I was thinking about how she would take it in the ass. Sex deprived housewife.

Did some gay shit too man I was like WTF it may be 90 out here but F going inside keep those cold drinks coming.

[Dank_Fire]

[Mr.Kitty]

your post cracked me up

[BatemanPatrickl]

Nothing fun about a boy doing a pop-and-lock and getting low. In fact it is downright scary

[BatemanPatrickl]

Trust me I used the Celtic's game to get the hell out of there. Pretty soon the old women would be dancing and that my friends is where shit gets real ugly.

[Shark79]

Glad you had a great time BP.

[wal66]

Bater, I didn't want to laugh at this thread but I did. I'm not proud that I did but I admit I did.

[OverUnder]

SBR is now Bateman's diary of whogivesafuk.

Thanks for sharing.

This.

[flyingillini]

Bust out the chore boy!

[Sledge187]

[ZetaPsi808]

bateman we need more random stories like this. very funny pal

[camel]

Thanks for the story!

[BatemanPatrickl]

This kid is Jewish I think the Rabbi forgot to clip his flesh helmut. Boys if he starts singing Britney Spears the last pattern he will run is a slant into Southbound 75 traffic!