jjgold - have searched for this story for months and no luck
You once made a post about how you fought an old guy in a bar. I forget the rest of the details.
Can you refresh my memory?
jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#2
it must be some wear at Majorwager
That was a fukkin classic
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mathdotcom
SBR Posting Legend
03-24-08
11689
#3
Hahahaha at least found this:
What a fukkin time, was walking yesterday to a Burger King and a few kids made fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and tights. Some kid tried to pull my pants down, the other knocked my hat off and exposed me. What happened next is I went crazy chasing them through the streets, I can fukkin fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete). I caught up with them in a food store in Newark, its was brawl, knocked over to aisles, one kid I gave a black eye too. I had some scratches and bruises from crashing through the food aisle.
In the process an old man starts with me after the wife got knocked down. I wrestled him to the ground and punched him in the ribs, he was like 75 or so. Fuk him he started it first. The kids were approx ages 12, 15.
I am the one in trouble now, got hauled in and posted bail for $2500, a bookmaker bailed me out. Called my attorney at 3:00AM, he said no worried if they take like 3k settlement each. (store owner, old man, kids).
I won the fights at least, I had to defend myself. Any guy would go crazy after trying to get his pants pulled down in public and head slapped and cap knocked off.
I am in no mood today for anyone so back off me.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#4
Get rid of this now mods
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BGS 9.5
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01-10-08
4628
#5
Originally posted by mathdotcom
Hahahaha at least found this:
What a fukkin time, was walking yesterday to a Burger King and a few kids made fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and tights. Some kid tried to pull my pants down, the other knocked my hat off and exposed me. What happened next is I went crazy chasing them through the streets, I can fukkin fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete). I caught up with them in a food store in Newark, its was brawl, knocked over to aisles, one kid I gave a black eye too. I had some scratches and bruises from crashing through the food aisle.
In the process an old man starts with me after the wife got knocked down. I wrestled him to the ground and punched him in the ribs, he was like 75 or so. Fuk him he started it first. The kids were approx ages 12, 15.
I am the one in trouble now, got hauled in and posted bail for $2500, a bookmaker bailed me out. Called my attorney at 3:00AM, he said no worried if they take like 3k settlement each. (store owner, old man, kids).
I won the fights at least, I had to defend myself. Any guy would go crazy after trying to get his pants pulled down in public and head slapped and cap knocked off.
I am in no mood today for anyone so back off me.
classic
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#6
Originally posted by mathdotcom
Hahahaha at least found this:
What a fukkin time, was walking yesterday to a Burger King and a few kids made fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and tights. Some kid tried to pull my pants down, the other knocked my hat off and exposed me. What happened next is I went crazy chasing them through the streets, I can fukkin fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete). I caught up with them in a food store in Newark, its was brawl, knocked over to aisles, one kid I gave a black eye too. I had some scratches and bruises from crashing through the food aisle.
In the process an old man starts with me after the wife got knocked down. I wrestled him to the ground and punched him in the ribs, he was like 75 or so. Fuk him he started it first. The kids were approx ages 12, 15.
I am the one in trouble now, got hauled in and posted bail for $2500, a bookmaker bailed me out. Called my attorney at 3:00AM, he said no worried if they take like 3k settlement each. (store owner, old man, kids).
I won the fights at least, I had to defend myself. Any guy would go crazy after trying to get his pants pulled down in public and head slapped and cap knocked off.
I am in no mood today for anyone so back off me.
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Laki
SBR Sharp
04-23-10
394
#7
Originally posted by mathdotcom
Hahahaha at least found this:
What a fukkin time, was walking yesterday to a Burger King and a few kids made fun of me. I was wearing my tank top and tights. Some kid tried to pull my pants down, the other knocked my hat off and exposed me. What happened next is I went crazy chasing them through the streets, I can fukkin fly even though I am heavy (its called being an athlete). I caught up with them in a food store in Newark, its was brawl, knocked over to aisles, one kid I gave a black eye too. I had some scratches and bruises from crashing through the food aisle.
In the process an old man starts with me after the wife got knocked down. I wrestled him to the ground and punched him in the ribs, he was like 75 or so. Fuk him he started it first. The kids were approx ages 12, 15.
I am the one in trouble now, got hauled in and posted bail for $2500, a bookmaker bailed me out. Called my attorney at 3:00AM, he said no worried if they take like 3k settlement each. (store owner, old man, kids).
I won the fights at least, I had to defend myself. Any guy would go crazy after trying to get his pants pulled down in public and head slapped and cap knocked off.