by the gods

[empty cookie jar]

that stir fry was good

a nice residual effect will be some quality gas to share at work tomorrow

thank god i found the index card with the top 5 reasons to fart and who to blame.....

[stealthyburrito]

cookie jar, do you do a lot of drugs??

[empty cookie jar]

nope, just booze and food.....

haven't ****ed with drugs in about 6 years

[empty cookie jar]

although some say i'm a natural fool, so i have no use for drugs

cause if it rains it rains

[stealthyburrito]

ahhh, i agree, i think.

[Cuse0323]

May be just me, but I've never understood why people don't consider alcohol a drug. I see it as one of the worst.

[shari91]

although some say i'm a natural fool, so i have no use for drugs cause if it rains it rains

WTF does that even mean???

[empty cookie jar]

it's impossible to disagree with me

"some day, God will give me credit for time served"

[empty cookie jar]

May be just me, but I've never understood why people don't consider alcohol a drug. I see it as one of the worst.

who are we, without our vices? might as well be a moth that floats inanely until eaten by something that enjoys eating moths

[empty cookie jar]

WTF does that even mean???

quote from a song.....if you guess the artist and song i will give you 1 point after i get done paying a 120 loan back

[Cuse0323]

who are we, without our vices? might as well be a moth that floats innanely until eaten by something that enjoys eating moths

Strange analogy but I understand all of that, just saying it is a drug not unlike the rest.

[shari91]

quote from a song.....if you guess the artist and song i will give you 1 point after i get done paying a 120 loan back

Meat Loaf. If it Rains. But you can save your point

And I still don't get what you were trying to say there but you're one funny dude.

[empty cookie jar]

alcohol is considered a disease once it catches on......much like gambling......

unfortunate, the monikers we put on such things.....

[empty cookie jar]

Meat Loaf. If it Rains. But you can save your point

And I still don't get what you were trying to say there but you're one funny dude.

if it rains it rains......we'll be in the streets lookin thunder in the face.....


**** it.....that's what it comes down to i guess

[Cuse0323]

alcohol is considered a disease once it catches on......much like gambling......

unfortunate, the monikers we put on such things.....

I'll stay out of this one, glad you enjoyed the stir fry.

[stealthyburrito]

alcohol is considered a disease once it catches on......much like gambling......

unfortunate, the monikers we put on such things.....

yeah i don't believe in the disease concept either, the mind is a very powerful tool, for good and bad.

if one has their head about them they can easily beat these "diseases" over their lifetime.

[empty cookie jar]

the disease is being led into believing that one is not responsible for one's decisions

but we are always held accountable

go figure

give me a beer and a frying pan and i can eat for a day.....

[empty cookie jar]

I'll stay out of this one, glad you enjoyed the stir fry.

think i used a little too much thyme

"thyme is not on my side"

[empty cookie jar]

well, the first fart wasn't too bad.....maybe i can manage to not get fired tomorrow

[stealthyburrito]

the disease is being led into believing that one is not responsible for one's decisions

but we are always held accountable

go figure

give me a beer and a frying pan and i can eat for a day.....

completely agree, isn't that what AA preaches, that one is powerless over their disease??

[stealthyburrito]

well, the first fart wasn't too bad.....maybe i can manage to not get fired tomorrow

[empty cookie jar]

completely agree, isn't that what AA preaches, that one is powerless over their disease??

i was quoting Jesus......

[stealthyburrito]

i was quoting Jesus......

i know, the second part, a twist on a old bible verse, but then again maybe jesus did kick back with a brewsky.

performing miracles is pretty draining.

[empty cookie jar]

who am i to judge the SON OF GOD

i just tag along and try to make a funny from time to time so He lets me hang out

thank you jjgold

[THE PROFIT]

empty, I have a bad feeling, for you & myself, that you just might fit in here!

[empty cookie jar]

i also write poetry

[shari91]

think i used a little too much thyme "thyme is not on my side"

You know I'm tired when this has me laughing my ass off.

[empty cookie jar]

not sure what it says about me using it as a joke.....

we'll be in the street looking thunder in the face singing "na na na na na na".........