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  • empty cookie jar
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 05-14-10
    • 876

    #1
    by the gods
    that stir fry was good

    a nice residual effect will be some quality gas to share at work tomorrow

    thank god i found the index card with the top 5 reasons to fart and who to blame.....
  • stealthyburrito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-12-09
    • 21563

    #2
    cookie jar, do you do a lot of drugs??
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    • empty cookie jar
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 05-14-10
      • 876

      #3
      nope, just booze and food.....

      haven't ****ed with drugs in about 6 years
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      • empty cookie jar
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 05-14-10
        • 876

        #4
        although some say i'm a natural fool, so i have no use for drugs

        cause if it rains it rains
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        • stealthyburrito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-12-09
          • 21563

          #5
          ahhh, i agree, i think.
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
            May be just me, but I've never understood why people don't consider alcohol a drug. I see it as one of the worst.
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            • shari91
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-23-10
              • 32661

              #7
              Originally posted by empty cookie jar
              although some say i'm a natural fool, so i have no use for drugs cause if it rains it rains
              WTF does that even mean???
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              • empty cookie jar
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 05-14-10
                • 876

                #8
                it's impossible to disagree with me

                "some day, God will give me credit for time served"
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                • empty cookie jar
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 05-14-10
                  • 876

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cuse0323
                  May be just me, but I've never understood why people don't consider alcohol a drug. I see it as one of the worst.
                  who are we, without our vices? might as well be a moth that floats inanely until eaten by something that enjoys eating moths
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                  • empty cookie jar
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 05-14-10
                    • 876

                    #10
                    Originally posted by shari91
                    WTF does that even mean???
                    quote from a song.....if you guess the artist and song i will give you 1 point after i get done paying a 120 loan back
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                    • Cuse0323
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-09-09
                      • 30169

                      #11
                      Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                      who are we, without our vices? might as well be a moth that floats innanely until eaten by something that enjoys eating moths
                      Strange analogy but I understand all of that, just saying it is a drug not unlike the rest.
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                      • shari91
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 02-23-10
                        • 32661

                        #12
                        Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                        quote from a song.....if you guess the artist and song i will give you 1 point after i get done paying a 120 loan back
                        Meat Loaf. If it Rains. But you can save your point

                        And I still don't get what you were trying to say there but you're one funny dude.
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                        • empty cookie jar
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 05-14-10
                          • 876

                          #13
                          alcohol is considered a disease once it catches on......much like gambling......

                          unfortunate, the monikers we put on such things.....
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                          • empty cookie jar
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 05-14-10
                            • 876

                            #14
                            Originally posted by shari91
                            Meat Loaf. If it Rains. But you can save your point

                            And I still don't get what you were trying to say there but you're one funny dude.
                            if it rains it rains......we'll be in the streets lookin thunder in the face.....


                            **** it.....that's what it comes down to i guess
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                            • Cuse0323
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-09-09
                              • 30169

                              #15
                              Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                              alcohol is considered a disease once it catches on......much like gambling......

                              unfortunate, the monikers we put on such things.....
                              I'll stay out of this one, glad you enjoyed the stir fry.
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                              • stealthyburrito
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-12-09
                                • 21563

                                #16
                                Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                                alcohol is considered a disease once it catches on......much like gambling......

                                unfortunate, the monikers we put on such things.....
                                yeah i don't believe in the disease concept either, the mind is a very powerful tool, for good and bad.

                                if one has their head about them they can easily beat these "diseases" over their lifetime.
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                                • empty cookie jar
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 05-14-10
                                  • 876

                                  #17
                                  the disease is being led into believing that one is not responsible for one's decisions

                                  but we are always held accountable

                                  go figure

                                  give me a beer and a frying pan and i can eat for a day.....
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                                  • empty cookie jar
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 05-14-10
                                    • 876

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                    I'll stay out of this one, glad you enjoyed the stir fry.
                                    think i used a little too much thyme

                                    "thyme is not on my side"
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                                    • empty cookie jar
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 05-14-10
                                      • 876

                                      #19
                                      well, the first fart wasn't too bad.....maybe i can manage to not get fired tomorrow
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                                      • stealthyburrito
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-12-09
                                        • 21563

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                                        the disease is being led into believing that one is not responsible for one's decisions

                                        but we are always held accountable

                                        go figure

                                        give me a beer and a frying pan and i can eat for a day.....
                                        completely agree, isn't that what AA preaches, that one is powerless over their disease??
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                                        • stealthyburrito
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-12-09
                                          • 21563

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                                          well, the first fart wasn't too bad.....maybe i can manage to not get fired tomorrow
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                                          • empty cookie jar
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 05-14-10
                                            • 876

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                            completely agree, isn't that what AA preaches, that one is powerless over their disease??
                                            i was quoting Jesus......
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                                            • stealthyburrito
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-12-09
                                              • 21563

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                                              i was quoting Jesus......


                                              i know, the second part, a twist on a old bible verse, but then again maybe jesus did kick back with a brewsky.

                                              performing miracles is pretty draining.
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                                              • empty cookie jar
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 05-14-10
                                                • 876

                                                #24
                                                who am i to judge the SON OF GOD

                                                i just tag along and try to make a funny from time to time so He lets me hang out

                                                thank you jjgold
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                                                • THE PROFIT
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                  • 17701

                                                  #25
                                                  empty, I have a bad feeling, for you & myself, that you just might fit in here!
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                                                  • empty cookie jar
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 05-14-10
                                                    • 876

                                                    #26
                                                    i also write poetry
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                                                    • shari91
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 02-23-10
                                                      • 32661

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by empty cookie jar
                                                      think i used a little too much thyme "thyme is not on my side"
                                                      You know I'm tired when this has me laughing my ass off.
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                                                      • empty cookie jar
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 05-14-10
                                                        • 876

                                                        #28
                                                        not sure what it says about me using it as a joke.....

                                                        we'll be in the street looking thunder in the face singing "na na na na na na".........
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