You married guys, how long from "I do" day

[buztah]

before you are comfortable enough to take a dump in front of her? You know, you pinch one off while she does her make-up or brushes her teeth. I heard the sex fades quickly but at least it must be nice that you can be so incredibly comfortable with a broad.

[hoopster42]

why not do it on the honeymoon

[THE PROFIT]

I'm not into all that. I dont like farting & burping & shitting & all that! My last GF thought it appropriate to just fart whenever & wherever she wanted after we were together for about 6 months. It didnt make it to 7

[str]

Buz,

All I can say is you have been listening to the wrong people.
No pinching . If you only have 1 shit house,why 2 in at once.Won't happen unless someone is a total lazy ass.
Sex fading... better know who your marrying and make sure you respect what she needs and wants and more importantly ,that she respects what you need and want.
Game changes because of kids but that's a 2 way street.
Talk about it, and everything, before you get married. If she balks at any of it, consider your question answered.
Old saying... measure twice ,cut once.
Same bag, different groceries.
Marriage can work.
Gotta measure twice!

[BGS 9.5]

Buzzy, what is his name? I am glad for you 2.

[jjgold]

Marriage is the silliest thing a man can do. It fails over 60% of time. It is a legal and Financial prison.

You have to be a jerkoff to get married.

[THE PROFIT]

But 40% of the time, it works every time!!

[Deuce]

Buzzy, I cab pinch one off in front of my girl no prob and **** versa and it's been 2.5 of dating. Buzzy, I font give a fukk we're humans. She is still gorgeous doing that as well.

[buztah]

Marriage is the silliest thing a man can do. It fails over 60% of time. It is a legal and Financial prison.

You have to be a jerkoff to get married.

True, Coach. Besides, even if it lasts a lifetime, I am not into menopausal pussy.

[buztah]

Buzzy, I cab pinch one off in front of my girl no prob and **** versa and it's been 2.5 of dating. Buzzy, I font give a fukk we're humans. She is still gorgeous doing that as well.

Deuce, are you into blumpkins?

[str]

Buz,

All I can say is you have been listening to the wrong people.
No pinching . If you only have 1 shit house,why 2 in at once.Won't happen unless someone is a total lazy ass.
Sex fading... better know who your marrying and make sure you respect what she needs and wants and more importantly ,that she respects what you need and want.
Game changes because of kids but that's a 2 way street.
Talk about it, and everything, before you get married. If she balks at any of it, consider your question answered.
Old saying... measure twice ,cut once.
Same bag, different groceries.
Marriage can work.
Gotta measure twice!

If guys stopped thinking with there dick,and allowing the girls too con them with bullshit and girls stopped ( will NEVER HAPPEN) the pier pressure of which one can marry first, then second , then, ....enough!

Take control of it. If you are good with it ,then fine. But fall for the the bullshit, FAIL.

Understood that people change , and I feel sorry for those that are in that spot. You can not predict the future but you sure as hell can make as damn sure as you can that the present is real and not some snow job so Mary beats Betty to the friggin alter at your expense.

[Deuce]

Deuce, are you into blumpkins?

No, I would never ever want that. That is for hookers and porno ONLY.

[RichardMoss]

12 years but never stepped into a church to say the 'I do', and the only thing I can say is: "brah...you don't wanna go there" :P

[Team Ramrod]

Im into my 11th year of marriage and have never took a dump in her presence. Other than taking a dump I dont give a damn about anything else in front of her.

[Doc JS]

Are you trying to give JJ a run for his money with how many stupid, idiotic threads you can start in a day???

I liked it a lot better when you were in jail. Please strongly consider going back!

Doc

[THE PROFIT]

Dont worry, Doc. Repeat offenders is what keeps the system running

[gimme2dollars]

8 years here. No shtting in front of each other. EVER! I like my time to myself while on the throne.

[Doc JS]

Dont worry, Doc. Repeat offenders is what keeps the system running

the sooner the better for this idiot...

Doc