Getting laid is overrated, you'll realize too if you ever get married.
Have a wank over porn and forget about it.
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pat venditto
SBR Posting Legend
05-07-07
14347
#3
Originally posted by bogbat
Getting laid is overrated, you'll realize too if you ever get married. Have a wank over porn and forget about it.
Sounds about right. Girls cost too much fuking cash. They have high ass standards for what they need but don't want to work for it.
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Iwinyourmoney
SBR Posting Legend
04-18-07
18368
#4
Me and the ex are going to watch our sex tape and make another
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jlgarciaiii22
SBR MVP
04-14-08
1792
#5
I'll be slamming the pink tonight!
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pat venditto
SBR Posting Legend
05-07-07
14347
#6
Iwin you must be paying these broads a ton of cash to fuk you. Everyone on this forum knows you can't get free coochy.
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pat venditto
SBR Posting Legend
05-07-07
14347
#7
Someone give me realistic odds that iwin could get laid for less than $1000?
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Iwinyourmoney
SBR Posting Legend
04-18-07
18368
#8
It's my ex fiancé pal, so it's easy for me
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#9
Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
Me and the ex are going to watch our sex tape and make another
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Brock Landers
SBR Aristocracy
06-30-08
45359
#10
i broke my dick off in my wife last night something fierce...was fukking like Rocco Sifreddi
need a rest tonight LOL
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Brock Landers
SBR Aristocracy
06-30-08
45359
#11
This was me last night
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pico
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-05-07
27321
#12
1st 3 months with a gf is the best. kinda like downhill after that.
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minet123
SBR Posting Legend
02-17-07
10280
#13
Originally posted by Brock Landers
i broke my dick off in my wife last night something fierce...was fukking like Rocco Sifreddi
need a rest tonight LOL
Thanks for sharing
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#14
Not me but this guy I know is going to tape a sex video with his older girl and sell it to me for $600 or so, not some BS like IWN and is girl. He sent me a fukkin tape of him and his girl, all I heard was them moaning and pitch black, it was fukkin whore shit. Actually it did sound like IWIN but girl sounded like Deuce a little, can you imagine if IWN was pounding a guy? He did squeak a little and when you squeak it usually means some sort of gay activity. I once or twice was under a bed holding on to dear life on the brackets as two guys were pounding each other, the KY Jelly was starting to dribble down onto frame and my hands were starting to give and if I let go I was fukkin done as the guys would of got me in their bed and had a fukkin field day with me and getting me into a sexual scissor where one guy locks your legs around his and the other guy straps a fukkin belt around him and me and everyone is interlocked and it is more of a grind and moan and slow death for me as in pain, the thing is in a sexual scissor where I am the victim each guy has access to fuk me in the ass and I have no choice because of the triangular geometric angle they have me in . I have no way out and if it gets too loud they would of put a sexual rod in my mouth. A sexual rod in an artificial organic piece that inserts into one's mouth ( the receiver) so he can bite on it as he is penetrated. It actually is a sexual silencer. Do you see why I had to hold onto the fukkin brackets?? Anyway they were fukkin lots of lube rollling down the brackets and lots of fukkin noise, one guy was screaming so loud in pleasure that I started pissing in my pants as he said " Gregory I love your rod". The point is that IWIn's sex tape could of been with a guy and maybe that is why it was blacked out.
Anyway back to my buddy, for the $600 I will see everything, he promised 2hrs of high quality video and I can see everything, bud actually said I will see the veins of his cock which I do not want to see, he said anal, regular, oral, whipping and dildos all included. He is like 6-2, 240 or so, she is like 5-5, 160 and about 60 years old, he is 29. I will see her ride him also which should be cool. I like watching sex tapes of people I know so IWIN send me a real sex tape and not some bull shit.
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minet123
SBR Posting Legend
02-17-07
10280
#15
Originally posted by jjgold
Not me but this guy I know is going to tape a sex video with his older girl and sell it to me for $600 or so, not some BS like IWN and is girl. He sent me a fukkin tape of him and his girl, all I heard was them moaning and pitch black, it was fukkin whore shit. Actually it did sound like IWIN but girl sounded like Deuce a little, can you imagine if IWN was pounding a guy? He did squeak a little and when you squeak it usually means some sort of gay activity. I once or twice was under a bed holding on to dear life on the brackets as two guys were pounding each other, the KY Jelly was starting to dribble down onto frame and my hands were starting to give and if I let go I was fukkin done as the guys would of got me in their bed and had a fukkin field day with me and getting me into a sexual scissor where one guy locks your legs around his and the other guy straps a fukkin belt around him and me and everyone is interlocked and it is more of a grind and moan and slow death for me as in pain, the thing is in a sexual scissor where I am the victim each guy has access to fuk me in the ass and I have no choice because of the triangular geometric angle they have me in . I have no way out and if it gets too loud they would of put a sexual rod in my mouth. A sexual rod in an artificial organic piece that inserts into one's mouth ( the receiver) so he can bite on it as he is penetrated. It actually is a sexual silencer. Do you see why I had to hold onto the fukkin brackets?? Anyway they were fukkin lots of lube rollling down the brackets and lots of fukkin noise, one guy was screaming so loud in pleasure that I started pissing in my pants as he said " Gregory I love your rod". The point is that IWIn's sex tape could of been with a guy and maybe that is why it was blacked out.
Anyway back to my buddy, for the $600 I will see everything, he promised 2hrs of high quality video and I can see everything, bud actually said I will see the veins of his cock which I do not want to see, he said anal, regular, oral, whipping and dildos all included. He is like 6-2, 240 or so, she is like 5-5, 160 and about 60 years old, he is 29. I will see her ride him also which should be cool. I like watching sex tapes of people I know so IWIN send me a real sex tape and not some bull shit.
You need help
Essex county will send you for free
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#16
LOVE SEX SCENES
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#17
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acarmelo1
SBR Hall of Famer
09-29-09
6321
#18
JJ you can find that for free on the web
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acarmelo1
SBR Hall of Famer
09-29-09
6321
#19
redtube.com, spankwire.com, tube8.com just some of the free porn sites
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acarmelo1
SBR Hall of Famer
09-29-09
6321
#20
youporn.com , pornotube.com
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Brock Landers
SBR Aristocracy
06-30-08
45359
#21
Jesus Gold
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pat venditto
SBR Posting Legend
05-07-07
14347
#22
GOLD THAT WAS POST OF THE YEAR MATERIAL.
Brock your 100 posts ahead of me. What are the odds?
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pico
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-05-07
27321
#23
jjgold that is gold
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Iwinyourmoney
SBR Posting Legend
04-18-07
18368
#24
Email me jj. and I'll send u the 30 seconds before we fuk. And i trust u not to share it to anyone
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eidolon
SBR Hall of Famer
01-02-08
9531
#25
only old people have sex at night time. The AM is wheres it's at
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#26
Originally posted by jjgold
Not me but this guy I know is going to tape a sex video with his older girl and sell it to me for $600 or so, not some BS like IWN and is girl. He sent me a fukkin tape of him and his girl, all I heard was them moaning and pitch black, it was fukkin whore shit. Actually it did sound like IWIN but girl sounded like Deuce a little, can you imagine if IWN was pounding a guy? He did squeak a little and when you squeak it usually means some sort of gay activity. I once or twice was under a bed holding on to dear life on the brackets as two guys were pounding each other, the KY Jelly was starting to dribble down onto frame and my hands were starting to give and if I let go I was fukkin done as the guys would of got me in their bed and had a fukkin field day with me and getting me into a sexual scissor where one guy locks your legs around his and the other guy straps a fukkin belt around him and me and everyone is interlocked and it is more of a grind and moan and slow death for me as in pain, the thing is in a sexual scissor where I am the victim each guy has access to fuk me in the ass and I have no choice because of the triangular geometric angle they have me in . I have no way out and if it gets too loud they would of put a sexual rod in my mouth. A sexual rod in an artificial organic piece that inserts into one's mouth ( the receiver) so he can bite on it as he is penetrated. It actually is a sexual silencer. Do you see why I had to hold onto the fukkin brackets?? Anyway they were fukkin lots of lube rollling down the brackets and lots of fukkin noise, one guy was screaming so loud in pleasure that I started pissing in my pants as he said " Gregory I love your rod". The point is that IWIn's sex tape could of been with a guy and maybe that is why it was blacked out.
Anyway back to my buddy, for the $600 I will see everything, he promised 2hrs of high quality video and I can see everything, bud actually said I will see the veins of his cock which I do not want to see, he said anal, regular, oral, whipping and dildos all included. He is like 6-2, 240 or so, she is like 5-5, 160 and about 60 years old, he is 29. I will see her ride him also which should be cool. I like watching sex tapes of people I know so IWIN send me a real sex tape and not some bull shit.
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scarp
SBR Wise Guy
01-12-10
697
#27
you are all crazy
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Grandmaster B
SBR Hall of Famer
09-05-09
6035
#28
Im going to give my wife a creampie tonight
gotta love the pill
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Brock Landers
SBR Aristocracy
06-30-08
45359
#29
Originally posted by Grandmaster B
Im going to give my wife a creampie tonight gotta love the pill
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Grandmaster B
SBR Hall of Famer
09-05-09
6035
#30
Originally posted by Brock Landers
in house pussy mixed with the life of a gambler and a good smoke
priceless to me
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jlgarciaiii22
SBR MVP
04-14-08
1792
#31
We'll good night Gents... Time to fuKK the wifes brains out!
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#32
I'm getting laid. I might take pictures and post them also.
Oh wait... no I won't, or else they will end up in the PZ just like last time!!!! Thats BS I say!!!!
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Bigmikesm
SBR MVP
06-17-09
1616
#33
" Gregory I love your rod". With a name like Gregory you were destined from birth to be gay! HAHAHAHAHA That is some funny shit!!