Interested in attending live vaginal birth
No c-sections. Will pay 35 SBR points. GTA only and must be this weekend. Interested and expectant fathers, please provide directions/coordinates/names.
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35 points to look at a pregnant woman's hoohaa.
Scarily enough, at least one degen on here will probably take you up on it so he can get a freeplay.
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Not funny, warrior. I hear the birthing process is a beautiful experience and is veiled in the mysteries of the cosmos. I would like to witness first hand.
I intend to keep comments to a minimum but cannot make firm promises.
Points payable after the fact.Comment -
Trust me, there is nothing beautiful about watching a once beautiful woman clench her teeth, crap her johnny and emit something the size of a pot roast from a place you previously worshipped. Stay in the lounge or in a barroom but don't go in. You will never look at her or "it" the same way again.Comment -
If by beautiful you mean disgusting and foul, then yeah, it's a beautiful thing.Originally posted by buztahComment -
Originally posted by urge2kill
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Buzzy,
Sadly. your threads are starting to sound like JJ Gold "I almost ****ed my Aunt last night" type of threads.
What happened to you?Comment -
keep them coming buzzy! he is in the zone, leave him alone at all cost..............Comment -
best thread topic ever
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It is fukin disgusting! Remember the video they show you in 8th grade health class??? They didn't start doing that until the late 70's. Then they wonder why homosexuality is on the rise. If you were kinda on the fence that video is enough to knock you the fuk off!Comment -
I am deeply surprised there are no takers. Perhaps the hold-up is the need to explain the curious and hooded gentleman in the room with you. Tell her exactly this, and there will be no problem. "He is an associate from SBR forum daht kaaahm and is helping to finance pertinent start up costs associated with parenting."Comment -
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Buzzer just watch a man take a giant grumpy. Same thing you cok.Comment -
It will certainly change you...this is the "worse" part of "better or worse"...Comment -
Will pay 35 SBR Points??? LMFAOComment -
will pay 2 pts if you upload it to sbr.tv
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Buzzy where have you been pal?!Comment -
omfg
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buzzy what town are you in pal? i have an offer for youComment -
Are you going to cook and eat the afterbirth stuff?Originally posted by buztahComment -
the placenta + the fetal membranes that are expelled from the uterus after the birth of the baby...Comment -
Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
What he said.
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You might be able to talk the doctor into throwing in an extra stitch when he's sewing her up.Comment -
Hamilton. Talk to me.Originally posted by ZetaPsi808Comment -
buzzy i just talked to my cousin and she cursed me out about this idea. said "dont be stupid i dont want no fukking guys from the internet there". she was a bit harsh in her demeanor. buzzy she also added that you were a threat to kidnap the newly born child
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sorry buzzyComment -
if u can wait 2 weeks u can take my place in the delivery room.. free of chargeComment -
Zeta, no way she actually said that. Show her my vids and I'm sure she will want me there. Make this happen, pal. MAKE IT HAPPEN, KOKPHUCK!Originally posted by ZetaPsi808buzzy i just talked to my cousin and she cursed me out about this idea. said "dont be stupid i dont want no fukking guys from the internet there". she was a bit harsh in her demeanor. buzzy she also added that you were a threat to kidnap the newly born child .
sorry buzzy
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