Also tell me which books this currently does not apply to in your opinion. Thanks pal.
Originally posted by jjgold
I love all these clowns that claim to be bookmakers at forums. It is sooooooo funny. There might be about 10 good bookmakers offshore only that actually book bets right.
This is what today's modern day offshore bookmaker does
1: Eyes up all the clerks and gives them all hugs and kisses like he is some fukkin big shot!!! Pick up lines like "Hey Babe, Hey Sugar, Hey Hun"
2: Starts his day by putting his computer and starts going fukkin wild " Screaming Don best is down, Best is down!!! He starts calling everyone every name in the books, sweating and screaming. "What are we going to do???? Hint----- Hey jerkoff look to see where the money is being bet!!!! Then starts yelling take everything OFF THE BOARD NOW!!!!!Best back up AND LINES BACK UP. It is already a comedy show in the book.
3. Gets Coffee and lights a cigarette and is happy again.
4. Starts looking at the lines
5. Moves shit, no matter where money goes
6. Oh WAIT!!!!!!! Detroit just went to -3 on DB Books, BOOKIE YELLS OUT MOVE THE FUKKIN LINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hint------- Buddy you took no action either way on game and your books are balanced, why are you moving the lines "Oh DB moved!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!
7. Lunch time- goes out and starts talking shit about all the line moves they had in AM (oh by the way not by his players) DB moves
8. Starts posting on forums like a Mr. Know it all!!! Again talking shit, yeh I nailed this one last night, got drunk, I am king of the island, I am New Yorker, no one fools me, ect, we know the drill!!!
9.Late afternoon glued to the fukkin db screen!!! Could care less about what bets are coming into his book, he is just yelling to CLERKS, MOVE THE FUKKIN LINE, MAKE THE JETS -7 NOW!!!!!!!!!! Again moving on air and not action of his book!!!!
10. Try calling the clown at 6:00PM. Can't talk now waiting for Walters to call me!!!!! Another fukkin joke!!!! Every book says this and in reality it is some square betting big money and the bookmaker thinks it is one of Walters boys!!!! The guy calling is some doctor that knows shit!!!!
11. He hangs up the phone and now hotshot is calling the games in himself at other books because he thinks he has hot games!!!!! Yey baby I got Walter's games!!! Not even paying attention to action coming into his book anymore!!!!!!!
12. This is a circus and how many many bookmakers operate offshore.
13. Close up baby!!!
14. Night on the town, 7 chains, pinky rings, thumping his chest!!!!! I am a real bookmaker!!!!!!! Talking up a storm at the bar, smoking weed, partying blowing the books money, ect, you know the drill.
15. Nailing hookers, calling everyone "ace, pal, cuz, you know, ect.
16: In Reality these most of these clowns no SHIT!!!!!!!
17: The new breed bookmaker!!!!!
18: DON BEST GOES BLACK AND YOU MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE GAME!!!! DON BEST GOES DOWN AND OFF THE FUKKING BOARD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
19. PEEEEEEEEEP MAKE THE GIANTS 9 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
I always thought you move games to balance action (Bookmaking 101)
This is what today's modern day offshore bookmaker does
1: Eyes up all the clerks and gives them all hugs and kisses like he is some fukkin big shot!!! Pick up lines like "Hey Babe, Hey Sugar, Hey Hun"
2: Starts his day by putting his computer and starts going fukkin wild " Screaming Don best is down, Best is down!!! He starts calling everyone every name in the books, sweating and screaming. "What are we going to do???? Hint----- Hey jerkoff look to see where the money is being bet!!!! Then starts yelling take everything OFF THE BOARD NOW!!!!!Best back up AND LINES BACK UP. It is already a comedy show in the book.
3. Gets Coffee and lights a cigarette and is happy again.
4. Starts looking at the lines
5. Moves shit, no matter where money goes
6. Oh WAIT!!!!!!! Detroit just went to -3 on DB Books, BOOKIE YELLS OUT MOVE THE FUKKIN LINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hint------- Buddy you took no action either way on game and your books are balanced, why are you moving the lines "Oh DB moved!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!
7. Lunch time- goes out and starts talking shit about all the line moves they had in AM (oh by the way not by his players) DB moves
8. Starts posting on forums like a Mr. Know it all!!! Again talking shit, yeh I nailed this one last night, got drunk, I am king of the island, I am New Yorker, no one fools me, ect, we know the drill!!!
9.Late afternoon glued to the fukkin db screen!!! Could care less about what bets are coming into his book, he is just yelling to CLERKS, MOVE THE FUKKIN LINE, MAKE THE JETS -7 NOW!!!!!!!!!! Again moving on air and not action of his book!!!!
10. Try calling the clown at 6:00PM. Can't talk now waiting for Walters to call me!!!!! Another fukkin joke!!!! Every book says this and in reality it is some square betting big money and the bookmaker thinks it is one of Walters boys!!!! The guy calling is some doctor that knows shit!!!!
11. He hangs up the phone and now hotshot is calling the games in himself at other books because he thinks he has hot games!!!!! Yey baby I got Walter's games!!! Not even paying attention to action coming into his book anymore!!!!!!!
12. This is a circus and how many many bookmakers operate offshore.
13. Close up baby!!!
14. Night on the town, 7 chains, pinky rings, thumping his chest!!!!! I am a real bookmaker!!!!!!! Talking up a storm at the bar, smoking weed, partying blowing the books money, ect, you know the drill.
15. Nailing hookers, calling everyone "ace, pal, cuz, you know, ect.
16: In Reality these most of these clowns no SHIT!!!!!!!
17: The new breed bookmaker!!!!!
18: DON BEST GOES BLACK AND YOU MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE GAME!!!! DON BEST GOES DOWN AND OFF THE FUKKING BOARD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
19. PEEEEEEEEEP MAKE THE GIANTS 9 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
I always thought you move games to balance action (Bookmaking 101)
when was this posted?
