Sleepless in...

[jjgold]

Read all 5000 of JJ's plays in his spreadsheet. That will put you to sleep.

[Jule]

Sleep when you're sleepy, do something else when you're not

Profit...that sounds too easy. I am complicated by nature I guess. You sound like Hemingway when he said about writing: "Write when you're hot, persist when you're not." Well, unfortunately my poems are no "Farewell to Arms"....ever read it? One of my favorite scenes is in that novel.

[Jule]

Julie I know why, your sexually frustrated. I would buy a device to pleasure yourself at night under the covers and I bet you sleep better.

You can get cock devices or pussy devices to meet your needs.


I can say your and angry person

JJ, I am not a hater. I will politely ignore how you try to provoke me, smile at you, and ask, "So, JJ, how is your day/night going? Anything you want to talk about with your SBR buddy Jules?" I know you want to talk to me.

[eidolon]

drink a bottle of niquil, and try and see if you can wack off before you fall asleep. you win no matter what

[jjgold]

Julie when was the last time you had sex??

I am starting to think your a guy just looking for some attention

Its ok if your a guy

WHat your name??

Jack??

[Jule]

Julie when was the last time you had sex??

I am starting to think your a guy just looking for some attention

Its ok if your a guy

WHat your name??

Jack??

Hahaha...do I sound like a guy? That is the first time someone says that to me. Unlike you, I am 100% sure of your gender...(grinning at you)

[jjgold]

Julie its ok I will go along with your game and pretend your a woman

Julie I have been through this before dealing with Tri Sexuals and it is ok, you are probably just trying to find yourself and looking for attention here.

I see nothing wrong with it either.

[Jule]

Julie its ok I will go along with your game and pretend your a woman

Julie I have been through this before dealing with Tri Sexuals and it is ok, you are probably just trying to find yourself and looking for attention here.

I see nothing wrong with it either.

JJ, you are hysterical! Yes, let's play along and pretend that I am a man trying to find his identity.
By the way, you know it bugs me that you misspell my name constantly, right? Pleeeeaaaase...it's Jule.
What was the last meal you ate?

[jjgold]

Julie I had a granola bar and water at 6:00AM, I am athletic and smart.

Serious here many guys like you have the fascination to pretend to be a woman, this is a way where they do not have to go all the way and actually dress up as on and wear a wig on the streets.

Julie I know guys that actually do this and just like the feeling of having guys want them, I know of two that took it all the way and actually painted a fukkin pussy down there, it was sick but looked real. It is called VA- Slitting. Now they went ALL the way too and actually slept with guys but only said they liked anal. You might say how did he hide his cock?? Easy there is a way to do it or a few ways actually. If you get plaster and mix it in water let it sit a few minutes ( you now get string and tie your cock up around your belly and put a dark plastic bag over it, now go back to your plaster and put it around the back while on your back and let it dry real good and make sure it is fukkin smooth, it literally hides your cock (sew the cock) and just looks like a fukkin pouch and make sure you applu skin paint and it will last for like 6 hrs, when done with your night on the town just chisel it off. So basically the guy thinks he is fukkin a girl in the ass. The guys I know that dressed like a girl and did the plaster of the cock felt wanted and loved.

[Jule]

[quote=jjgold;4864019]Julie I had a granola bar and water at 6:00AM, I am athletic and smart.

JJ, you don't drink coffee or tea? I like green tea, never drink coffee, though.

[wtf]

OMG, more amazing posts from the king!

jj, you know way too much about this stuff

[sickler]

Get her, JJ

[jjgold]

WTF????? I do tea but French only.

[sickler]

green tea

"any you fukkers like green tea?"

[thespeculator]

nyquil will knock you out, opiates don't make me sleepy at all and wine will just give you a headache, 15mg of nyquil will give you a nice pleasant sleep

[OverUnder]

Just watch a Dodgers D-backs game guaranteed to put you to sleep everytime...............

Eat dinner early around 6. Go for a run at 9. If you have a jacuzzi go in that or take a hot bath, read a little, the next thing you know you will be dozing off while reading.