Ever nailed a broad in the bushes?

[mathdotcom]

YES

i did once and it was not a good idea, had her up against a tree and awkwardly adjusting her so that I could get my pecker in, and then sort of pushed, but lost my grip and she fell and hit her head. She was cursing at me non-stop and I apologized and tried again, and things were going okay but then the wind started blowing and some leaves were tickling my back and it was a real nuisance because my hands were full. She is asking me why I am giggling and that it's creeping her out. I tell her it's nothing and not to talk so much. I am pumping just trying to get it over with when suddenly a fukkin dog comes out of nowhere and is pulling at my socks and growling. I tried to kick it away but it just came back even angrier, so i motioned him away with one of my hands and then i dropped her again. She is really pissed now and has some blood on her face, would not give me another chance and storms off saying she should have never believed me when i said i was a stud and the best in bed etc.

I finished the job myself and used some foliage to clean up.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Much better than my story...everything went smoothly, under a willow tree where no one could see where we were, back in the ol' college days down by the jersey shore...right before i almost killed myself slipping off the jetty all tanked up...real slick

[betplom]

YES

i did once and it was not a good idea.

Mathy, how much did the hooker charge you for this experience?

[mathdotcom]

plommer i may not get laid often but at least i can say i have never paid for it

[bradthebloke]

my brother did. said it was good till he dropped out and dick rubbed in dirt. he put it back in and she said it hurt. he basically told her to f off and she tried to press rape charges. cops showed up and everything and he got off by showing the cop the puddles she made, thus, negating the allaeged 'rape".

[JW Cash]

Yeah with Sally..the real estate agent...

it was in a park...behind bushes at Sucker Creek in St. Paul...

Kinda roughed up her butt a little I think cause she said she had battle scars afterwards....

She was married which made it all the sweeter..............

[betplom]

plommer i may not get laid often but at least i can say i have never paid for it

You paid for it, one way or another. Time, dinner, movie, drinks etc.

Does not "paying for it" make you feel better about yourself?

I have been laid countless times, mostly by paying directly, at one time I preferred regular girls but have since switched my preference to girls that will fukk for $$$.

Remember, I'm not paying for sex, I'm paying for them to leave after I've reached climax.

[sickler]

Often. Big advocate of outdoor sex.

[betplom]

Often. Big advocate of outdoor sex.

Yeah me too, but fingers that smell like pussy are often a result of outdoor phucking.

I try and keep a bottle of water, towel and antiseptic wash in the trunk of my car to clean up with afterwards so that when I go to the Tim Hortons drive thru my fingers don't reek of some ho's cunt.

Thats just me.

[THE PROFIT]

In Tennessee we do the majority of our fukin & pissin in the bushes

[mathdotcom]

You paid for it, one way or another. Time, dinner, movie, drinks etc.

Does not "paying for it" make you feel better about yourself?

I have been laid countless times, mostly by paying directly, at one time I preferred regular girls but have since switched my preference to girls that will fukk for $$$.

Remember, I'm not paying for sex, I'm paying for them to leave after I've reached climax.

Plommer ask a girl to buy you a drink. It works more often than you'd think.

[Deuce]

Stick to ace hookers ONLY

[sickler]

Yeah me too, but fingers that smell like pussy are often a result of outdoor phucking.

I try and keep a bottle of water, towel and antiseptic wash in the trunk of my car to clean up with afterwards so that when I go to the Tim Hortons drive thru my fingers don't reek of some ho's cunt.

Thats just me.

Hey she wasn't a ho, just properly excited.

Gotta watch with the outdoor sex where we are once the cold sets in eh. Just don't give me an "always in the dark, under the covers" type of chick.

[JW Cash]

My wife wanted to fuk in the woods,,,but I couldnt bring myself to do it....

not because of the woods....but because I didnt like to fuk my wife...

[gimme2dollars]

Too many bugs out there for me. I would hate to be pumping away and have Mosquitos biting my bare ass.

[flyingillini]

This is why Mathy is one of the elite posters on SBR. God Bless you!

[betplom]

Plommer ask a girl to buy you a drink. It works more often than you'd think.

Mathy if I had any interest in a woman outside of wanting to fukk I'd certainly have more game.

As it stands I'm only interested in relationships with women that last a matter of minutes, perhaps hours but definitely no longer than that.

I find most women I'm sexually interested in to be very annoying - especially north American women and my interest nowadays is simply for physical gratification.

I'd rather gamble, drink, eat, sleep and enjoy myself than be in a relationship with any woman.

[mathdotcom]

me too plommer

we have life figured out

[betplom]

me too plommer

we have life figured out

Mathy, you are also smarter than you look.