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  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #1
    Deep Thoughts
    My fingers smell like pussy. Just came back from Tim Hortons and had to reach my hand close to the cashier's face at the drive-thru window. I wondered if she smelled it.

  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    did she jump back with a disgusted look on her face when she got close? Or did she close her eyes, smile, & take a deeeeeep whiff like she was smelling fresh baked cinnamon rolls?
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    • sickler
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-05-08
      • 15006

      #3
      Profit, she was busy...they move at a hectic pace in there. Suppose identifying smells on customer's hands would have to factor into her multitasking.

      She did smile but I have pretty eyes.
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      • Bostongambler
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-01-08
        • 35581

        #4
        Maybe she thought that you just ordered the fish.
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          Originally posted by Bostongambler
          Maybe she thought that you just ordered the fish.
          Nah, women's intuition.

          If she caught a whiff of it, there's no coin toss in her mind over the source of the smell. Early morning, a guy who looks like he's been up all night, disheveled hair (ok not that part, no hair here).
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          • betplom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-20-06
            • 13444

            #6
            Sickler, how did you manage this optical illusion?

            You were nowhere near any pussy - and even if you were, guys our age don't want to touch cunts with our bare hands.
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            • sickler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-05-08
              • 15006

              #7
              Originally posted by betplom
              Sickler, how did you manage this optical illusion?

              You were nowhere near any pussy - and even if you were, guys our age don't want to touch cunts with our bare hands.




              Gloved love to the extreme.

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              • Swinging Johnson
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-12-09
                • 7604

                #8
                Originally posted by sickler
                Profit, she was busy...they move at a hectic pace in there. Suppose identifying smells on customer's hands would have to factor into her multitasking.

                She did smile but I have pretty eyes.
                Originally posted by sickler
                Profit, she was busy...they move at a hectic pace in there. Suppose identifying smells on customer's hands would have to factor into her multitasking. She did smile but I have pretty eyes.
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                • pico
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 04-05-07
                  • 27321

                  #9
                  she probably thinks you're a fisherman. i doubt they can smell it cuz she probably didn;t wash her hands after the washroom and her hands are just as smelly as yours.
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                  • Sledge187
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-25-08
                    • 3722

                    #10
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                    • sickler
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-05-08
                      • 15006

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pico
                      she probably thinks you're a fisherman. i doubt they can smell it cuz she probably didn;t wash her hands after the washroom and her hands are just as smelly as yours.
                      Hers would only have a faint smell, provided she uses tissue and not her hand to wipe herself.

                      Mine were caked with juices. Know what a g-spot is?
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        Sledge, those need band-aids.
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13
                          Again
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                          • sickler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-05-08
                            • 15006

                            #14
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                            • THE PROFIT
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 17701

                              #15
                              did lightning blow out that dudes fingertips? Look at the holes in his fingers!
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                              • sickler
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-05-08
                                • 15006

                                #16
                                Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                did lightning blow out that dudes fingertips? Look at the holes in his fingers!
                                Not lightning.

                                Was a caustic cunt.
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                                • Brock Landers
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 06-30-08
                                  • 45359

                                  #17
                                  imagine if you had just wiped your ass instead LOL
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                                  • sickler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-05-08
                                    • 15006

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                    imagine if you had just wiped your ass instead LOL
                                    Worse than waving the smell of your farts in other people's direction, that's for sure.
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