Attn: MATHY

[ronald]

Tried to send you a PM but was unable to. What's going on with that?!

[Chi_archie]

Ronny, give us a late winner

[mathdotcom]

ronald

too much fan mail

use other routes

[ronald]

We like KIM in the UFC fight.

[ronald]

Mathy,

My question is this: What technique do you use to get down to the lower bowl at Jays games? Do the ushers check tickets? Do you have to wait until later innings? Do you try to go down with a crowd between innings? Do you skulk down like former WWF wrestler Repo Man?

[Chi_archie]

thanks Ron

[Fishhead]

Ronald and Matty, do you want me to get in touch with Accardo for some tickets????



I'm pretty sure they would be decent seats.

[ronald]

Ronald and Matty, do you want me to get in touch with Accardo for some tickets????



I'm pretty sure they would be decent seats.

Not sure he'd be happy to do it as he sits in Vegas.

[Fishhead]

Not sure he'd be happy to do it as he sits in Vegas.

True, but in future.

I will find out right now...........PM me.

Hey, we will bring him to the bash...........LOL........since he still may be in Vegas.......LOL.

[mathdotcom]

Mathy,

My question is this: What technique do you use to get down to the lower bowl at Jays games? Do the ushers check tickets? Do you have to wait until later innings? Do you try to go down with a crowd between innings? Do you skulk down like former WWF wrestler Repo Man?

ronald were you born yesterday???

[Fishhead]

[mathdotcom]

ronald

1] tell them you want to get a kosher dog because you're a jewish fukk - the only place to get a kosher dog is in the lower bowl
2] just walk through if they're not paying attention
3] tell them you want to go to the gift store
4] chat them up a little, pretend like you care about their pathetic usher lives. then say well, nice chattin' with you, and then walk past them. they are not going to stop the only guy who's ever called them by their names, showed they care, etc.

Always, and I mean ALWAYS, avoid the following types of employees:

- serious looking old guy
- very young females

The serious old guy has worked there 30 yrs and the only thing he has in life is that he's I.D.'d everybody who's ever bought a beer off him, or checked every ticket, etc. A real boy scout fag. You can't even duke this guy 5 dimes to get past him. Pass.

The young female is new, probably her first job, still thinks that she has to do what she was taught. Avoid.

What to look for:
- old broad with glazed over eyes
- blacks

Old broad couldn't care less. She realizes she makes about the same at Skydome as she does on welfare.
And for the second group, well, they're lazy.

Hope this helps

-mathy

[ronald]

MATHY, this was a serious question. Will be at Jays game in a few weeks.

this is not a joke

[jjgold]

[Fishhead]

I love the angles of MDC

[mathdotcom]

ronald that was a serious answer

i'm not kidding

[ronald]

I know. That post was referring to the duking videos. I'm not duking an usher.

[Fishhead]

I know. That post was referring to the duking videos. I'm not duking an usher.

[mathdotcom]

ronald

you're duking them with kindness and pity

[ronald]

Archie, hope you cashed on the KIM play

[wtf]

mathy, if you and buzzy meet in person will the earth stop spinning?

[mathdotcom]

buzzy still on tight leash after his release last week... don't think he is allowed to mingle with other posters for awhile.

buzzy what a character... might need security to meet this fukk

[buztah]

Mathy, we have found Jesus and are working with a local church to distribute tithes to the elderly and shut in. Looking for volunteer with big heart and unmarked van to assist me with distribution.

[wtf]

Mathy, we have found Jesus and are working with a local church to distribute tithes to the elderly and shut in. Looking for volunteer with big heart and unmarked van to assist me with distribution.

great to see you turn a new leaf buzzy, but what about all the broken hearts and horny pussies that need your attention?