Wow, u know Its late when u already hear the birds chirping and fvcking and u still posting with 1 eye open, mouth dry as hell, *** rag right next to u and still can't sleep.
i've never seen alot of these emoticons before.
i've never seen alot of these emoticons before.





Have a good sleep you nutter

The Worm looks hysterical, when did you do it for the first time? As a teenager? So funny...
The Worm looks hysterical, when did you do it for the first time? As a teenager? So funny...
I think I was around 11 or 12. I was at a school dance and this bad boy who I thought was cute did it in the middle of the dance floor while everyone stood around cheering him on. So I spent an entire day in my back yard, eating enough dirt to grow an internal veggie patch until I learned how to do it myself. Of course I thought that by learning it that he would fall madly in love with me and we'd be sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Never happened.

I think I was around 11 or 12. I was at a school dance and this bad boy who I thought was cute did it in the middle of the dance floor while everyone stood around cheering him on. So I spent an entire day in my back yard, eating enough dirt to grow an internal veggie patch until I learned how to do it myself. Of course I thought that by learning it that he would fall madly in love with me and we'd be sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Never happened. 

