the damn military cost me some ass tonight

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  • bradthebloke
    SBR MVP
    • 07-26-09
    • 3175

    #1
    the damn military cost me some ass tonight
    so i meet this broad off of pof. shes drunk and tells me to come over. she says shes there with her best friend and her fiance. her fiance is on vacation from military but going back. so i get over there, and this jarhead bastard is confrontational about everything. we start drinking and the dude's talking shit and getting more and more drunk. anything i would disagree on he would challenge me and start cussing. finally his chick takes him in other room to cool off and the dumb broad i was there to meet suggest its best that i go home. wtf! talk about a section 8.
  • THE PROFIT
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-09
    • 17701

    #2
    I've never met a Marine that wasn't somewhat of an asshole
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    • Brock Landers
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 06-30-08
      • 45359

      #3
      gotta have a screw loose to join up in the 1st place
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      • bradthebloke
        SBR MVP
        • 07-26-09
        • 3175

        #4
        makes me think twice sometimes about buying these guys a drink to show support
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        • THE PROFIT
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-27-09
          • 17701

          #5
          I have a friend, and I use that term loosely, who was in the Corps for 8 years. He is the most outrageously fuked up one person I know. I've have went & picked him up from jail & bars more times than I can count. He gets drunk & it takes 4 or 5 cops to take him down so they mace the shit out of him most the time
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #6
            he's seen shit man! he's seen shit!
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            • bradthebloke
              SBR MVP
              • 07-26-09
              • 3175

              #7
              thinks looking up. got an old rerun coming over. girl loves to rim. hope i dont pass out on her while shes in the act. she does it too long and i fall asleep.
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              • btraband
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 09-05-08
                • 514

                #8
                he's got ptsd, Pie That he Should of Destroyed
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                • Andy117
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-07-10
                  • 9511

                  #9
                  Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                  I've never met a Marine that wasn't somewhat of an asshole
                  My brother was a Marine, most relaxed guy you'll ever meet.
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                  • THE PROFIT
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-09
                    • 17701

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Andy117
                    My brother was a Marine, most relaxed guy you'll ever meet.
                    he's one of about 30%. The majority have an attitude the rest of their lives or psychological trauma
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                      he's seen shit man! he's seen shit!
                      He was coked out of his head one night & had drank himself into oblivion on top of it, had to go pick him up from Bennigans at 3:00am & brought him back to my GF's apt, told him to lay down on the couch & go to fukin sleep. Every time I about doze off I hear this fuk in the den crying

                      I finally get up & give him a cussin' & he starts telling me all the bad things he has done. This fuk has done TONS of bad shit, but none of it was in a goddamn war zone! Then he tells me he had to kill an old man & little boy in Panama! He went on with this forever
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                      • stealthyburrito
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-12-09
                        • 21562

                        #12
                        profit all he needed was a hug, from you.
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                        • THE PROFIT
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-09
                          • 17701

                          #13
                          fuk him. I've seen this guy grab his girlfriend & literally drag her across the room by her hair like a fukin caveman LoL!!!
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                          • JW Cash
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-31-08
                            • 4453

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bradthebloke
                            so i meet this broad off of pof. shes drunk and tells me to come over. she says shes there with her best friend and her fiance. her fiance is on vacation from military but going back. so i get over there, and this jarhead bastard is confrontational about everything. we start drinking and the dude's talking shit and getting more and more drunk. anything i would disagree on he would challenge me and start cussing. finally his chick takes him in other room to cool off and the dumb broad i was there to meet suggest its best that i go home. wtf! talk about a section 8.

                            .....people do crazy things when they are drunk.....


                            Marines??? like Sgt Carter and Gomer Pyle....
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                            • Ace_of_Spades
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-14-09
                              • 13518

                              #15
                              Always wanted to be a sniper in the army.
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                              • JW Cash
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-31-08
                                • 4453

                                #16
                                Always wondered what it would have been like to be with the SS in Europe and you
                                would march into a town and do anything damn thing you wanted...
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                                • BadNina
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-07
                                  • 10491

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                  I've never met a Marine that wasn't somewhat of an asshole
                                  Mr. Nina served in the Marines. And today I don't think he is an ass. (That is subject to change without much notice)
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                                  • excel
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 03-25-10
                                    • 4270

                                    #18
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