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  • biggamer3
    SBR MVP
    • 04-16-07
    • 2163

    #1
    This comeback line deserves 50K points!
    Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.*

    In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.*

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL COSGROVE:!*
    We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:*
    Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL COSGROVE:
    I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL COSGROVE:
    I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.*

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
    But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL COSGROVE:
    Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

    The radiocast*went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over.
  • goofyre
    SBR MVP
    • 04-20-10
    • 1933

    #2
    Impressive.
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    • tltaylor89
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-19-09
      • 19610

      #3
      Freedom of Speech at it's best and it was true what he said
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      • Cuse0323
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 12-09-09
        • 30169

        #4
        ahahah that's great.
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        • Mikail
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-19-09
          • 21689

          #5
          well said! I would love to see the look on her face. Is there a link?
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          • UntilTheNDofTimE
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 05-29-08
            • 9285

            #6
            Hahaha
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            • biggamer3
              SBR MVP
              • 04-16-07
              • 2163

              #7
              got this in an email, pretty sure it was a radio interview. That general has smarts I tell ya
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              • Andy117
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-07-10
                • 9511

                #8
                Originally posted by biggamer3
                got this in an email, pretty sure it was a radio interview. That general has smarts I tell ya
                I've seen it before, good stuff.
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                • mr. leisure
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-29-08
                  • 17507

                  #9
                  That will teach that bitch
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                  • mrmarket
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-26-10
                    • 4953

                    #10
                    Reminds me of one of my favorite comedies:

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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
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                      • JohnGalt2341
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-31-09
                        • 9138

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mrmarket
                        Reminds me of one of my favorite comedies:
                        Broads don't belong in Broadcasting!
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                        • HoldEmHook!!
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-08-09
                          • 2962

                          #13
                          now thats funny
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                          • mrmarket
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-26-10
                            • 4953

                            #14
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                            • mrmarket
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-26-10
                              • 4953

                              #15
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                              • blix177
                                Restricted User
                                • 09-20-08
                                • 1520

                                #16
                                Just in here for the ponits.
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                                • Sunde91
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-26-09
                                  • 8325

                                  #17
                                  Very funny, but a hoax.
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                                  • stealthyburrito
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-12-09
                                    • 21562

                                    #18
                                    that is fukkin hilarious!!!
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                                    • pico
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 04-05-07
                                      • 27321

                                      #19
                                      funny
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                                      • Nismo
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-10-07
                                        • 1166

                                        #20
                                        Awesome but, a hoax
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                                        • tkim8404
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 01-28-10
                                          • 622

                                          #21
                                          A very true statement. The lady should've kept her opinions to her self.
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                                          • JohnGalt2341
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-31-09
                                            • 9138

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mrmarket
                                            The guy getting cut in half cracks me up every time. I've seen around a thousand times and I still laugh.
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                                            • acarmelo1
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-29-09
                                              • 6321

                                              #23
                                              funny as hell
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                                              • THE PROFIT
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-09
                                                • 17701

                                                #24
                                                its just an old joke that has been circulated for years, never happened
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                                                • sundin4prez
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-09-10
                                                  • 1970

                                                  #25
                                                  general 1 reporter 0
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