If you think your 10-year old son is going to be like you, check for the following...

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  • TheGambler
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-16-06
    • 972

    #1
    If you think your 10-year old son is going to be like you, check for the following...
    10. He's been rolling his brother's blocks & yelling "7-come-eleven!"
    9. His backyard merry-go-'round has the numbers 1 thru 36 written on it, plus a 0 and a 00.
    8. When playing "Go Fish" he tried to double down.
    7. He posted a line on his fourth grade spelling bee.
    6. While the rest of his classmates are learning multiplication tables, he's already able
    to convert money lines into must-win percentages.
    5. The Flamingo sent him free airline tickets.
    4. The last time your family ate at McDonald's it was comped.
    3. He recently purchased a $2,000 sport coat.
    2. He knows wayyyy too much about NFL yards-per-point differentials.

    And the No.1 sign your 10-year-old may be gambling...

    1. He's dating a stripper
  • ngates815
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-01-09
    • 13845

    #2
    Hahaha...good shit.
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    • bobbyfk
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-19-09
      • 15218

      #3
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82865

        #4
        Good stuff Gambler!
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        • stealthyburrito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-12-09
          • 21562

          #5
          thats pretty fukkin funny
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          • pico
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 04-05-07
            • 27321

            #6
            good stuff.
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            • OmgUrMom
              Restricted User
              • 02-07-10
              • 8481

              #7
              nice post gambler!
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              • minet123
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-17-07
                • 10280

                #8
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                • Killer_Demo
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-15-08
                  • 8409

                  #9
                  good stuff
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                  • stikymess
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-19-10
                    • 3288

                    #10
                    Classic.
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                    • TheGambler
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 07-16-06
                      • 972

                      #11
                      My son is only 6 months old but i think he is starting to realize that "juice" is not necessarily the stuff in his sippy cup and to "cover" does not necessarily mean grab a blankey!!!
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                      • unusialsusp5
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-18-10
                        • 4198

                        #12
                        people or kids that don't gamble don't realize that everything they do is a gamble.
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                        • sundin4prez
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-09-10
                          • 1970

                          #13
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                          • bighank33
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 11-03-09
                            • 190

                            #14
                            made my morning
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                            • starfire
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-10
                              • 17045

                              #15
                              too funny. ps when my daughter was 3, she always asked "dad which color team do you have?"
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                              • TheGambler
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 07-16-06
                                • 972

                                #16
                                I still see some of my friends asking their 3 year olds "which team will win"? A or B -- Little do they realize that the kids usually say the last word spoken!!
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                                • Extra Innings
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-26-10
                                  • 15058

                                  #17
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                                  • Rio DiNero
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-03-08
                                    • 2010

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheGambler
                                    7. He posted a line on his fourth grade spelling bee.
                                    I like this one the best! I remember doing this myself one time, but I think it was in 7th grade.
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                                    • shari91
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-23-10
                                      • 32661

                                      #19
                                      I think I'm pretty much screwed already. My 9mth old son will scream at some cartoons but put on any type of sports and he's a happy little dude.
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                                      • big joe 1212
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-01-08
                                        • 19380

                                        #20
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                                        • firemann
                                          SBR Hustler
                                          • 05-16-10
                                          • 61

                                          #21
                                          good stuff
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