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  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #1
    May two-four weekend
    Anyone leave it all behind?

    I was camping, went for a leak in the woods and a black bear came up behind me, 40-50 feet away. Yes, almost pissed on myself. Highlight of the weekend was not pissing on myself and scaring it away.
  • Bostongambler
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-01-08
    • 35581

    #2
    Some people pay Big money to get pissed on.


    Glad u enjoyed urself.
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    • sickler
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-05-08
      • 15006

      #3
      Originally posted by Bostongambler
      Some people pay Big money to get pissed on.


      Glad u enjoyed urself.

      Wouldn't open my wallet for that, BG.

      Maybe mutual enjoyment (I'm kinky like that), but the stream would have to come from a vagina.

      On second thought, wouldn't want to be pissed on. What's in it for the pisser and the pissee? The pisser gets to degrade someone and the pissee gets degraded.
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      • Brock Landers
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 06-30-08
        • 45359

        #4
        Can Black bears kill you?
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        • Al Masters
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 04-29-06
          • 6940

          #5
          Originally posted by Brock Landers
          Can Black bears kill you?

          I would rather run into 3 black guys smoking crack in an alley after midnight in the South Bronx, then 1 Black bear in the woods.

          Hope that helps anwser your question.
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          • sickler
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-05-08
            • 15006

            #6
            Very rare for black bears to attack humans, but if they do, sure they could kill ya. It's a big animal eh....
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Sickler you fukkin hamburger, camping is for exaclty what I just said "Fukkin Hamburgers"

              If I was going away for a weekend I would be staying in a gorgeous hotel not some fukkin tent with no bathrooms, showers and your boys want to nail you in the ass.
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              • Brock Landers
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 06-30-08
                • 45359

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Sickler you fukkin hamburger, camping is for exaclty what I just said "Fukkin Hamburgers" If I was going away for a weekend I would be staying in a gorgeous hotel not some fukkin tent with no bathrooms, showers and your boys want to nail you in the ass.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Brock where do these hamburgers come from??

                  If a guy went camping around he he would be fukkin black balled.
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                  • OmgUrMom
                    Restricted User
                    • 02-07-10
                    • 8481

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Brock where do these hamburgers come from??

                    If a guy went camping around he he would be fukkin black balled.
                    what does this mean?
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                    • Brock Landers
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 06-30-08
                      • 45359

                      #11
                      went camping in Alberta, had a camper though, no tent. Mosquitos are killers up there, scary how vicious they are.
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        JJ, ya got me. I'd rather be in a tent on an air mattress than in a four star hotel. I'd also rather be on a bicycle than behind the wheel of a Mercedes. I'm simple like that.

                        As for the frisky business, padlock on the inside of tent. I control who comes in.
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                        • Brock Landers
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 06-30-08
                          • 45359

                          #13
                          you don't camp in the wild without a shotgun or rifle..
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                          • sickler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-05-08
                            • 15006

                            #14
                            Brock, up here in Canaduh we're anti-gun. Bowie knife tops.

                            Was empty-handed during my encounter, just my dick in my hand.
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