Have you heard this joke before?

[big joe 1212]

The doctor calls his patient and tells him that he has good news and bad news. The patient says give me the good news first. The doctor says "you have 24 hours left to live." The patient says "what, that's the good news?" The doctor says "yes, and the bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday!"

Just heard this today for the first time and thought it was funny!

[Swinging Johnson]

[Chi_archie]

so so

[brock]

um OK

[acarmelo1]

mmm heard it before, never in english though

[bobbyfk]

[THE PROFIT]

mmm heard it before, never in english though

I hope its funnier in Spanish

[stealthyburrito]

eh, its ok i guess.

[Masu485]

A patient with a serious terminal disease walks into the doctor's office. He asks the doctor "how long do I have left to live?" The doctor looks at him and says "ten...". The patient, baffled, then asks "Ten what? ten months? ten weeks?" The doctor continues to look at him and says "nine..."

[OmgUrMom]

i didn't find it very funny. Maybe I just don't get it...

[james4512]

i think the doctor on family guy is better than these jokes

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Its ok. This joke is simple but i think its funny.

A father and son are walking a trail while camping. While walking a rattle snake jumps out and bites the father right on his dick. The son in panic mode calls 911 to talk to a poisin control operator. The son tells the doctor my dad has been bit by a rattlesnake. The doctor says u need to puncture the wound and suck out the venom before he will become stabilized. The son hangs up. The father asks " what did they say?", the son replied, the doctor said your gonna die.

[Dad]

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

[Jule]

I bet most of you already know the charlie chicken joke. I heard it for the first time after...well...after...and I could not stop laughing for a long time.

[brandonlang]

good one man

[Slainte]

A patient with a serious terminal disease walks into the doctor's office. He asks the doctor "how long do I have left to live?" The doctor looks at him and says "ten...". The patient, baffled, then asks "Ten what? ten months? ten weeks?" The doctor continues to look at him and says "nine..."

[M@ximo]