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  • SBR_John
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-12-05
    • 16471

    #1
    Cyclists = whats wrong with these fvcks?
    Was in Lake Placid Starbucks and there were a group of bike riders there. Some were there with their wives. Most were in their 30's. All the men had shaved their legs. Most had razor burn and small cuts especially on the back of their legs.

    Now I can understand why a guy in the Tour de France shaves his legs I guess for wind resistance .(doubt that adds more than a second over a long stretch but alright. But these weekend warrior bike riders shaving their legs??? I know I'm kind of an old fvck but I dont get this.

    Am I missing something?? Anyone here shave their fvcking legs??
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #2
    its not about wind resistance..... that is beyond minimal in air.... it only works for water resistance (swimmers)

    shaving the hair helps to minimize the problems from wiping out on the pavement (road rash stuff)
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    • OmgUrMom
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      • 02-07-10
      • 8481

      #3
      its about looking sexy, i know many guys who shave their legs and i have done it once or twice just to see what i thought. It was too much work.

      women like guys with shaved legs
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Originally posted by Chi_archie
        its not about wind resistance..... that is beyond minimal in air.... it only works for water resistance (swimmers)

        shaving the hair helps to minimize the problems from wiping out on the pavement (road rash stuff)
        Archie, good points! Does Brock still owe you and has he been paying?
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82863

          #5
          I see men at the gym with shaved legs and they are not even swimmers or bikers. In fact if I go to the sauna or steam room and see a guy with shaved legs it is a red flag for me.
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          • OmgUrMom
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            • 02-07-10
            • 8481

            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            I see men at the gym with shaved legs and they are not even swimmers or bikers. In fact if I go to the sauna or steam room and see a guy with shaved legs it is a red flag for me.
            it's about hygiene and looking sexy, there is nothing wrong with it
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              Originally posted by flyingillini
              Archie, good points! Does Brock still owe you and has he been paying?

              Brock started paying a few days ago, he has paid some points for the last 3 days....


              Pavy, those guys are prob bodybuilders or wannabe bodybuilders, they think the body is better displayed with no hair getting in the way....

              Bikers, don't want to have to treat wounds with hair getting inside of them and infecting them.... also some guys that ride a ton in the less urban areas, worry about ticks.... so shaving the hair helps them avoid some of those problems too...


              all in all, I guess there are alot more good/practical reasons for a male cyclist to shave his legs than there are for a women to shave her legs and pits....


              but i'm very glad I live here, and women that matter to me, shave those areas..... and I don't know any cyclists anymore, so that doesn't matter to me either
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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                Originally posted by Chi_archie
                Brock started paying a few days ago, he has paid some points for the last 3 days....


                Pavy, those guys are prob bodybuilders or wannabe bodybuilders, they think the body is better displayed with no hair getting in the way....

                Bikers, don't want to have to treat wounds with hair getting inside of them and infecting them.... also some guys that ride a ton in the less urban areas, worry about ticks.... so shaving the hair helps them avoid some of those problems too...


                all in all, I guess there are alot more good/practical reasons for a male cyclist to shave his legs than there are for a women to shave her legs and pits....


                but i'm very glad I live here, and women that matter to me, shave those areas..... and I don't know any cyclists anymore, so that doesn't matter to me either

                The only part that is a little upsetting is you had to remind him of the loan and to repay. You shouldn't of had to say a thing and the points should of just been coming into you. Oh well, at least you are getting them.
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                • OmgUrMom
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                  • 02-07-10
                  • 8481

                  #9
                  i seen brock offered to pay real money for the points via paypal......not sure if that fell through or maybe chi-archie does not have paypal....
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63172

                    #10
                    it is illegal to pay money for points.....

                    also, I don't need 11 bucks via paypal.....


                    its the principle
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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63172

                      #11
                      stop changing the subject OMG.....


                      what kind of razor did you shave your legs with?

                      as a former swimmer in HS and College, I had alot of fun year end co-ed shaving parties in the showers, my freshmen year I drank too much and shaved my own legs with an old razor and cut my legs all up....

                      every year after that I had a girl/girls shave my legs with their pink/girly razors.....alot more fun, and those razors were VERY GENTLE
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82863

                        #12
                        Archie,

                        Some of these guys with shaved legs at the gym are 130 lbs. They shave everything. Legs, arms, chests, armpits. Not sure if they are wannabe bodybuilders.
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                        • OmgUrMom
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                          • 02-07-10
                          • 8481

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Chi_archie
                          stop changing the subject OMG.....


                          what kind of razor did you shave your legs with?

                          as a former swimmer in HS and College, I had alot of fun year end co-ed shaving parties in the showers, my freshmen year I drank too much and shaved my own legs with an old razor and cut my legs all up....

                          every year after that I had a girl/girls shave my legs with their pink/girly razors.....alot more fun, and those razors were VERY GENTLE
                          i wish i had some women to shave my legs 4 me


                          my leg hair is long and it was a long process, i went through like 4 disposable mach 3 razors. Safe to say i didn't do it again. Did you shave to shave your thighs too?
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                          • Holtgetsback
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-04-10
                            • 4655

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                            Archie,

                            Some of these guys with shaved legs at the gym are 130 lbs. They shave everything. Legs, arms, chests, armpits. Not sure if they are wannabe bodybuilders.
                            Sounds like they may be twinks....
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                            • Chi_archie
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-22-08
                              • 63172

                              #15
                              I shaved my legs, arms, and chest first with an electric razor, and had some girls shave with disposables and finished myself the following morning of my swim meet with my mach 3's going against the grain
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                              • Chi_archie
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-22-08
                                • 63172

                                #16
                                yeah I don't know Pavy.....

                                its itchy as hell when the hair comes back in, so I guess these 130 lbers just keep themselve smooth...

                                a few years back I trimmed up my upper bodyhair for some after pictures for a small failing supplement sponsorship before/after photo gig. I was in agony for a week of itching when the hair was coming back in, and I didn't even shave with a straight edge....
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                                • teaserpleaser
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                                  • 08-14-08
                                  • 26015

                                  #17
                                  95.5% of MMA guys shave the 4.5% that dont are Russian,armenian,and brazilian
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SBR_John
                                    Was in Lake Placid Starbucks and there were a group of bike riders there. Some were there with their wives. Most were in their 30's. All the men had shaved their legs. Most had razor burn and small cuts especially on the back of their legs.

                                    Now I can understand why a guy in the Tour de France shaves his legs I guess for wind resistance .(doubt that adds more than a second over a long stretch but alright. But these weekend warrior bike riders shaving their legs??? I know I'm kind of an old fvck but I dont get this.

                                    Am I missing something?? Anyone here shave their fvcking legs??
                                    I have been in the company of bike riders, 50% are gay or Bi. The wives thing is a front. If your a guy and want to play all you do is join a bike club and go biking and you will score. Some guys actually have zippers in the back for you know what. Attend any bike rider even and many guys exchange numbers and hook up. Also most bike riders shave their cocks also. A few years back guys were razor stubbing each other which means they would shave the other guys cocks. Walker I would stay away from bike riders.
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                                    • Holtgetsback
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-04-10
                                      • 4655

                                      #19
                                      Never knew the cyclist angle but it makes sense

                                      Thanks gold
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                                      • big joe 1212
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-01-08
                                        • 19380

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SBR_John
                                        Was in Lake Placid Starbucks and there were a group of bike riders there. Some were there with their wives. Most were in their 30's. All the men had shaved their legs. Most had razor burn and small cuts especially on the back of their legs.

                                        Now I can understand why a guy in the Tour de France shaves his legs I guess for wind resistance .(doubt that adds more than a second over a long stretch but alright. But these weekend warrior bike riders shaving their legs??? I know I'm kind of an old fvck but I dont get this.

                                        Am I missing something?? Anyone here shave their fvcking legs??

                                        Why were you checking out their legs?

                                        At least you noticed the wives!
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                                        • DrStale
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-07-08
                                          • 9692

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by OmgUrMom
                                          its about looking sexy, i know many guys who shave their legs and i have done it once or twice just to see what i thought. It was too much work.

                                          women like guys with shaved legs
                                          This is new to me. Never met a guy who shaves his legs (apart from bikers/swimmers) or a girl who wanted guys to shave their legs. Too much of that metrosexual crap IMO.
                                          Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                          If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                          • Extra Innings
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                                            • 02-26-10
                                            • 15058

                                            #22
                                            Happens at fraternity parties all the time

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                                            • BatemanPatrickl
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-21-07
                                              • 18772

                                              #23
                                              I shave my balls.
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                                Happens at fraternity parties all the time

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                                                • PittsburghPlayer
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-11-10
                                                  • 6760

                                                  #25
                                                  Lake Placid Rocks!!
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                                                  • hustla
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-20-09
                                                    • 1235

                                                    #26
                                                    lot of sporter shave their legs, they usually use "sports creams" and it's disgusting when you grease it to your hair. And yeah women really likes it
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                                                    • SBR_John
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-12-05
                                                      • 16471

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by big joe 1212
                                                      Why were you checking out their legs?

                                                      At least you noticed the wives!
                                                      Dude I noticed their legs because there were frigging razor cuts on the back of their legs!!!! Like all of them had razor burn!

                                                      OK... I still dont get it. Someone help me and tell me why a man would shave his legs!?!?
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82863

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                        Dude I noticed their legs because there were frigging razor cuts on the back of their legs!!!! Like all of them had razor burn!

                                                        OK... I still dont get it. Someone help me and tell me why a man would shave his legs!?!?
                                                        From Wiki:

                                                        Among Western men, the shaving of legs is becoming common, but if practiced it is most common in sporting situations. Most male swimmers, bicycle racers, and some male non-racers shave their legs regularly. There's no objective evidence to support the practice and little common agreement as to its rationale, although a multitude of reasons are given. The various reasons include: faster healing and easier cleaning of road rash, less pain during leg massage, aesthetics, vanity (by more clearly displaying leg muscles), fitting in with cycling peers, "feeling faster" (without the feel of wind on body hair), a sense that Lycra bike pants 'stick' to the skin better with shaved legs, and a sense that the absence of leg hair assists in preventing ingrown hairs in the upper thighs from tight-fitting Lycra shorts.
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                                                        • Willie Bee
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 02-14-06
                                                          • 15726

                                                          #29
                                                          Well there you have it, if wiki says it then it must be true.

                                                          The ones you really have to watch for are those that shave only one leg in order to have the illusion that they're sleeping with someone.
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                                                          • pico
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 04-05-07
                                                            • 27321

                                                            #30
                                                            they're getting ready to go drag racing
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                                                            • SBR_John
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 07-12-05
                                                              • 16471

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                              From Wiki:
                                                              Well its official; I'm an old fashion fvck. Once I was cool, kind of. Now we got guys shaving their legs and they themselves are not really sure why. WTF?? It suppose to heal road rash faster?? Well what about the razor burn?? And what else do they shave anyway? Their crotch? underarms? Don't their legs itch the next day?
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                                                              • Holtgetsback
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-04-10
                                                                • 4655

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                                Well its official; I'm an old fashion fvck. Once I was cool, kind of. Now we got guys shaving their legs and they themselves are not really sure why. WTF?? It suppose to heal road rash faster?? Well what about the razor burn?? And what else do they shave anyway? Their crotch? underarms? Don't their legs itch the next day?

                                                                Pretty sure they use Vagisil for itch relief
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                                                                • pavyracer
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                                  • 82863

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                                  Well its official; I'm an old fashion fvck. Once I was cool, kind of. Now we got guys shaving their legs and they themselves are not really sure why. WTF?? It suppose to heal road rash faster?? Well what about the razor burn?? And what else do they shave anyway? Their crotch? underarms? Don't their legs itch the next day?
                                                                  John here is my thinking. If God wanted humans to have dolphin skins without hair it would have created them without body hair. Nothing in nature is done randomly. There is a reason leg hair is needed.
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                                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                                    • 63172

                                                                    #34
                                                                    leg hair is needed less than your appendix

                                                                    many features of the living are now vestigial in nature and have no function in today's society/conditions...
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                                                                    • Willie Bee
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                                                                      • 02-14-06
                                                                      • 15726

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                                      leg hair is needed less than your appendix

                                                                      many features of the living are now vestigial in nature and have no function in today's society/conditions...
                                                                      Judging by the way the younger generation(s) go about business, am I to assume the brain is the next to join the list of unnecessary organs
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