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  • BEANTOWNJIM
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-05
    • 4610

    #1
    (i am not a fag) apartment for rent
    BOYS THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL EVEN MY LOVELY WIFE IS DYING LAUGHING I TRIED TO RENT AN APARTMENT ON CRAIGSLIST AND I WAS GETTING NOTHING BUT NIGERIANS CALLING ME AND NO WAY AM I GOING TO RENT AN APARTMENT TO A NIGERIAN IF I DO THE F-CKING HOUSE WILL BE FIRE BOMBED TOMORROW.

    BOYS THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL MY LOVELY WIFE TOLD ME TO PUT AN ADD IN THE LOCAL GAY NEWSPAPER WWW.BAYWINDOWS.COM SO I DID.BOYS TODAY I SHOWED THE APARTMENT TO 6 DIFFERENT GAY GUYS AND 3 OF THEM HIT ON ME I SWEAR TO GOD ONE GUY ASKED ME IF I WAS SEEING ANYBODY I DIDNT HAVE MY WEDDING RING ON BECAUSE I WAS DOING SOME PAINTING WHAT THE F-CK THE GUY JUST MET ME HE MUST THINK I HAVE MONEY BOYS IT WAS VERY AWKWARD DEALING WITH OPENLY GAY GUYS ITS SO OBVIOUS THEY WERE FAGS JUST BY THE WAY THEY TALK AND WALK GAVE ME THE CREEPS.I CAN PLAY ALONG WITH THESE WEIRDOS BUT A GUY LIKE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN PROBABLY WOULD HAVE PUNCHED THESE GUYS OUT

    I AM GOING TO RENT IT TO ONE OF THESE FAGS BUT I HAVE ELIMINATED THE ONES THAT HIT ON ME I TOLD MY LOVELY WIFE NEXT TIME I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU SHOW THE APARTMENT.

    THATS THE FIRST TIME I SHOWED AN APARTMENT AND FELT UNCOMFORTABLE THEY ALL HAD GOOD JOBS I GUESS THE ONLY PEOPLE MAKING MONEY IN THIS ECONOMY ARE THE GAYS.

    BOYS I WILL TAKE THE 100 DOLLAR RENT BUT I HOPE THESE FAGS ARENT LOOKING FOR ANY FAVORS OR THEY HAVE THE WRONG LANDLORD
  • Holtgetsback
    SBR MVP
    • 01-04-10
    • 4655

    #2
    beantownjim catering to fags what the **** is the world coming too
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    • OmgUrMom
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      • 02-07-10
      • 8481

      #3
      100 dollar rent? are you renting out a cardboard box beaner?
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      • michalis
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        • 01-02-10
        • 1439

        #4
        the only people making money in this economy are the ones that have jobs jimmy

        the nigerians and gays of this forum will riot because of this thread
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63172

          #5
          make another vid of your gf's behind
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          • OmgUrMom
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            • 02-07-10
            • 8481

            #6
            considering you were advertising in a gay newspaper there is probably a decent chance they thought you were gay as well

            good job playing along tho beaner
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            • HenPrivilege
              SBR MVP
              • 01-10-09
              • 1720

              #7
              If you have rental properties.. Renting out to gays and lesbians is the way to do it.. Clean as fukk and low key.. That's the kind of renters you want.
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              • OmgUrMom
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                • 02-07-10
                • 8481

                #8
                Originally posted by Chi_archie
                make another vid of your gf's behind
                wheres the first video of this? i want to see it...
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #9
                  Unreal, Nicky is classic! Nicky are you still mad about your loyalty points?
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                  • BEANTOWNJIM
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-12-05
                    • 4610

                    #10
                    THE RENT IS 1000 I USED TO GET 1200 A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO BUT NOW THE RENTS ARE DOWN AND I AM NOT GETTING THE CALLS I USED TO.

                    I CANT BELIEVE I WAS BEING HIT ON BY A BUNCH OF FAGS

                    ARE YOU SINGLE OR IS YOUR PARTNER INVOLVED. THATS WHAT ONE GUY ASKED ME WHAT THE F-CK

                    THEY THOUGHT I WAS GAY BECAUSE I ADVERTISED ON A GAY NEWSPAPER BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU I GOT SOME GOOD CALLS F-CK CRAIGSLIST THAT PLACE SUCKS

                    I THOUGHT ONE GUY WAS GOING TO CRY WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMEN I THINK HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE HAD A CHANCE OF GOING OUT WITH ME.

                    IT WAS A WEIRD EXPERIENCE BUT I THINK I RENTED THE APARTMENT AND THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT ITS BEEN VACANT NOW FOR 2 MONTHS I HAD NOTHING BUT NIGERIANS CALLING THANK GOD I FOUND THE GAY NEWSPAPER
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                    • flyingillini
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      Originally posted by betplom
                      Hola guey!

                      I THINK NICKY IS MORE UPSET ABOUT HIS HABS LOSING YESTERDAY!
                      Plomstein, I would think Nicky is very upset about the loss and the loyalty points. If he was given all the loyalty points that he deserves it would probably be around 4k. God Bless you and thanks for the points guey!
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                      • OmgUrMom
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                        • 02-07-10
                        • 8481

                        #12
                        what is this loyalty points you are referring too?
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                        • RealSlimShady
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                          • 12-24-07
                          • 6249

                          #13
                          Come on, Beaner.....no need to pretend that you are straight anymore. We all know that your favorite saying is:

                          "I GRIN WHEN THE GAY PUTS IT IN"
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                          • Holtgetsback
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-04-10
                            • 4655

                            #14
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                            • OmgUrMom
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                              • 02-07-10
                              • 8481

                              #15
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                              • flyingillini
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-06-06
                                • 41219

                                #16
                                Originally posted by OmgUrMom
                                what is this loyalty points you are referring too?
                                He got screwed a while ago from a book. They owe him loyalty points. He was told he would receive a certain amount of loyalty points. He made his deposit and then the deal was changed. Nicky deserves what he is owed.
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                                • OmgUrMom
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                                  • 02-07-10
                                  • 8481

                                  #17
                                  which book illini?
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                                  • Swinging Johnson
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                                    • 08-12-09
                                    • 7604

                                    #18
                                    A G-Note a month? How many blowjobs do you have to give to get that kind of money for your humble abode?
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                                    • StraitShooter
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-22-09
                                      • 10464

                                      #19
                                      every time I try to rent on craigs I get ten replies from some fukkers trying to send me a fake check and want me to send them the change cash
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                                      • paco
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                                        • 05-07-09
                                        • 62873

                                        #20
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                                        • wtf
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-22-08
                                          • 12983

                                          #21
                                          btj is NOT NICKY, you guys keep beating that dead horse

                                          you know beaner if you wear those chaps exposing your ass when the fags look at the apartment you can possibly double the rent, that is how jj keeps the cash flowing
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                                          • MBENZ
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 01-07-07
                                            • 5238

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by wtf
                                            btj is NOT NICKY, you guys keep beating that dead horse

                                            you know beaner if you wear those chaps exposing your ass when the fags look at the apartment you can possibly double the rent, that is how jj keeps the cash flowing
                                            Beaner is definatly not the canadian clown.He was around long before,actually came on the scene about the same time as JJ.
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                                            • VTranX
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-02-10
                                              • 1975

                                              #23
                                              Cap lock...
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                                              • timbo46
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 11-30-09
                                                • 296

                                                #24
                                                no THIS is a reality show!!
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                                                • stealthyburrito
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-12-09
                                                  • 21562

                                                  #25
                                                  this is too ****in funny, dont pretend like you didn't enjoy the attention BTJ.
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                                                  • BEANTOWNJIM
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 08-12-05
                                                    • 4610

                                                    #26
                                                    BOYS THE APARTMENT IS RENTED WHAT THE F-CK THE LITTLE FAG GAVE ME 2000 DOLLARS CASH,CASH BOYS THIS MEANS I CAN TELL MY LOVELY WIFE I DIDNT RENT THE APARTMENT AND SEND OUT 1000 OFFSHORE BOYS IF I TELL HER I RENTED IT SHE WILL WANT THE DOUGH AND WILL ALSO REDUCE MY ALLOWANCE MONEY

                                                    BOYS I THINK I AM GOING TO SEND IT OFFSHORE AND TELL HER I RENTED IT FOR THE 15TH INSTEAD OF THE 1ST OF JUNE THIS WAY I CAN MAKE THE MONEY BACK GAMBLING AND REPLACE IT AND SHE WONT EVEN KNOW

                                                    MAN THE F-CKING KID GAVE ME CASH WOW THESE FAGS DONT MESS AROUND HE DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR A RECIEPT I GUESS HE TRUSTS ME

                                                    BOYS IT LOOKS LIKE ITS BACK TO 5 DIMES FOR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM
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                                                    • Bostongambler
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                                                      • 02-01-08
                                                      • 35581

                                                      #27
                                                      Thats not all he gave you.
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                                                      • BEANTOWNJIM
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-12-05
                                                        • 4610

                                                        #28
                                                        BOSTON GAMBLER IS AT THE SBR FORUM WHAT HAPPENED AT MAJOR WAGER BOSTON GAMBLER DID THEY HURT YOUR FEELINGS

                                                        WHAT THE F-CK BOSTON GAMBLER IS A GOOD POSTER HOWEVER HE DOESNT KNOW MORE THAN ME ABOUT BOSTON HISTORY.

                                                        I WAS DOWN THE NORTH END THE OTHER DAY BOSTON GAMBLER I WENT BY PRINCE STREET THE ORIGINAL STREET OF THE BOSTON MAFIA GERRY ANGULO'S OLD HANGOUT MAN HAS THE NORTH END CHANGED BOSTON GAMBLER I SAW MORE NIGERIANS DOWN THERE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE OLD NORTH END

                                                        BOYS NIGERIANS IN THE NORTH END OF BOSTON ITS OFFICIAL THEY ARE NOW EVERYWHERE
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                                                        • wtf
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-22-08
                                                          • 12983

                                                          #29
                                                          come on btj

                                                          i am sure you gave him the old reach around for the 2k
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                                                          • Bostongambler
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 02-01-08
                                                            • 35581

                                                            #30
                                                            Corner cafe on Prince street is where I roll sometimes.
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                                                            • BEANTOWNJIM
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 08-12-05
                                                              • 4610

                                                              #31
                                                              I TOLD HIM I ONLY TAKE MONEY ORDERS OR CASH FOR THE INITIAL DEPOSIT AND THE F-CKING FAG SHOWS UP WITH 2 DIMES CASH

                                                              BOYS I AM A SICK BASTARD A DIME OF THIS DOUGH IS GOING TO 5 DIMES I WILL REPLACE IT ON THE 15TH OF JUNE I HOPE
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                                                              • RealSlimShady
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-24-07
                                                                • 6249

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                                                                I WAS DOWN THE NORTH END THE OTHER DAY BOSTON GAMBLER I WENT BY PRINCE STREET THE ORIGINAL STREET OF THE BOSTON MAFIA GERRY ANGULO'S OLD HANGOUT MAN HAS THE NORTH END CHANGED BOSTON GAMBLER I SAW MORE NIGERIANS DOWN THERE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE OLD NORTH END

                                                                BOYS NIGERIANS IN THE NORTH END OF BOSTON ITS OFFICIAL THEY ARE NOW EVERYWHERE

                                                                Get used to it, Beaner.
                                                                Pretty soon, you will soon be saying "I GRIN WHEN THE NIGERIAN PUTS IT IN" ......your wife is already saying that...you'll be next!
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                                                                • 3PtShooter
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                                                                  • 04-13-08
                                                                  • 3936

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Beantownjim one of the best
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                                                                  • OmgUrMom
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                                                                    • 02-07-10
                                                                    • 8481

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                                                                    Get used to it, Beaner.
                                                                    Pretty soon, you will soon be saying "I GRIN WHEN THE NIGERIAN PUTS IT IN" ......your wife is already saying that...you'll be next!
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                                                                    • jlgarciaiii22
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                                                                      • 04-14-08
                                                                      • 1792

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This is Classic BeanTownJim
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