BOYS THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL EVEN MY LOVELY WIFE IS DYING LAUGHING
I TRIED TO RENT AN APARTMENT ON CRAIGSLIST AND I WAS GETTING NOTHING BUT NIGERIANS CALLING ME AND NO WAY AM I GOING TO RENT AN APARTMENT TO A NIGERIAN
IF I DO THE F-CKING HOUSE WILL BE FIRE BOMBED TOMORROW.
BOYS THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL MY LOVELY WIFE TOLD ME TO PUT AN ADD IN THE LOCAL GAY NEWSPAPER WWW.BAYWINDOWS.COM SO I DID.BOYS TODAY I SHOWED THE APARTMENT TO 6 DIFFERENT GAY GUYS AND 3 OF THEM HIT ON ME I SWEAR TO GOD ONE GUY ASKED ME IF I WAS SEEING ANYBODY I DIDNT HAVE MY WEDDING RING ON BECAUSE I WAS DOING SOME PAINTING WHAT THE F-CK THE GUY JUST MET ME HE MUST THINK I HAVE MONEY
BOYS IT WAS VERY AWKWARD DEALING WITH OPENLY GAY GUYS ITS SO OBVIOUS THEY WERE FAGS JUST BY THE WAY THEY TALK AND WALK GAVE ME THE CREEPS.I CAN PLAY ALONG WITH THESE WEIRDOS BUT A GUY LIKE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN PROBABLY WOULD HAVE PUNCHED THESE GUYS OUT 
I AM GOING TO RENT IT TO ONE OF THESE FAGS BUT I HAVE ELIMINATED THE ONES THAT HIT ON ME I TOLD MY LOVELY WIFE NEXT TIME I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU SHOW THE APARTMENT.
THATS THE FIRST TIME I SHOWED AN APARTMENT AND FELT UNCOMFORTABLE
THEY ALL HAD GOOD JOBS I GUESS THE ONLY PEOPLE MAKING MONEY IN THIS ECONOMY ARE THE GAYS.
BOYS I WILL TAKE THE 100 DOLLAR RENT BUT I HOPE THESE FAGS ARENT LOOKING FOR ANY FAVORS OR THEY HAVE THE WRONG LANDLORD


BOYS THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL MY LOVELY WIFE TOLD ME TO PUT AN ADD IN THE LOCAL GAY NEWSPAPER WWW.BAYWINDOWS.COM SO I DID.BOYS TODAY I SHOWED THE APARTMENT TO 6 DIFFERENT GAY GUYS AND 3 OF THEM HIT ON ME I SWEAR TO GOD ONE GUY ASKED ME IF I WAS SEEING ANYBODY I DIDNT HAVE MY WEDDING RING ON BECAUSE I WAS DOING SOME PAINTING WHAT THE F-CK THE GUY JUST MET ME HE MUST THINK I HAVE MONEY


I AM GOING TO RENT IT TO ONE OF THESE FAGS BUT I HAVE ELIMINATED THE ONES THAT HIT ON ME I TOLD MY LOVELY WIFE NEXT TIME I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU SHOW THE APARTMENT.
THATS THE FIRST TIME I SHOWED AN APARTMENT AND FELT UNCOMFORTABLE

BOYS I WILL TAKE THE 100 DOLLAR RENT BUT I HOPE THESE FAGS ARENT LOOKING FOR ANY FAVORS OR THEY HAVE THE WRONG LANDLORD
