How the fuk do you move a slate pool table?

[bettilimbroke999]

I have the opportunity to buy a nice used slate pool table cheap but this thing weighs like 700 lbs

I've always liked pool and wanted a pool table in my house and its a really good price but I have no clue how to move a 700 lb piece of furniture

Any of you guys with experience moving pool table or any guys with really fat gfs that have to move them off after sex please post what kinda procedure I need to perform here

[Brock Landers]

Hire some wetbacks...will do it for a nickle an hour

[mrmarket]

Here you are sir:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4557993_move-slate-pool-tables.html

[pavyracer]

Actually find out first if your floor can support the pool table before it costs you thousands of dollars of damage when it ends up in the crawl space.

[acarmelo1]

you need strong people

[Housemoney]

Two Men and a Truck

[mrmarket]

Two girls and one cup.

[sam9ball]

Used to do this all the time.
Is it a 3 piece slate table or 1 piece?
Either way you need to disassemble the table so you need to hire a Pool Table Mechanic.

[bettilimbroke999]

Shit this is gonna be a lot of work, fukin hell, where do I find all these cheap illegals at, how could someone I cant even communicate with help me coordinate a 50 mile purchase and delivery of a 700+ lb 50 yr old pool table

I may have to find some blacks but they might drive off with the pool table

[MC PICKS]

You have to have he slates split into thirds for starters, no matter what size it is.

[bettilimbroke999]

Used to do this all the time.
Is it a 3 piece slate table or 1 piece?
Either way you need to disassemble the table so you need to hire a Pool Table Mechanic.

I dont know but its fukin old as hell, like 50 years old, I've played on it before and I want to become a pool shark and go into seedy pool halls hustling against criminals but I cant live the dream til I get this thing in my house

[MC PICKS]

I dont know but its fukin old as hell, like 50 years old, I've played on it before and I want to become a pool shark and go into seedy pool halls hustling against criminals but I cant live the dream til I get this thing in my house

Be careful what you wish for.

[bettilimbroke999]

I love that movie, but yea I've played pool alot when I was younger and I enjoyed it but I wasnt that good, but I've always wanted a pool table in my house bc hell you get years of enjoyment out of it, I mean this thing is about 50 years old and its being sold, ppl have been rackin em up for half a century on this thing

[BGS 9.5]

Absolutely sucks, I have done it several times...

[big0mar]

Call Sammy

[obamaismyuncle]

You hire someone to do it for you. If it can't be hired done, it can't be done.

[HenPrivilege]

Goodluck with that

[Chi_archie]

go to the local home depot and hire 4 or 5 illegals for an hr and move it....

before hand take all the measurements, and take any doors, frames, or moldings offs.


Like Pavy said, make sure your floor can support it, if it is not a basement or ground floor.... 700 lbs isn't really that much, but ya never know.

I worked for one summer in college for a moving company, but I never moved a billiard table