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  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #1
    Tell SBR About Your Significant Other!
    I will go first. My girlfriend is 24 years old. She was born and raised in Florida. Skipped two grades in school; enrolled in college at the age of 14. Bachelor's by the age of 18. MBA by the age of 23. Works in healthcare and manages a team of 15 employees. Highly intelligent; has an IQ of 160. Owned her first house when she was19; paid for everything herself and even did the remodeling by herself.

    Love to read books. Hates sports and does not like gambling, drugs or cursing.

    I really care about her and can see myself getting married to her.

    Realyl good catch!

  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #2
    My right hand was born n raised in 83 in Peoria il.

    It never talks back, does my laundry, and cooks. Loves 3 somes....but spends my cash
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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
      Winner you are hilarius.
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      • warriorfan707
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-29-08
        • 13698

        #4
        I don't have a significant other. I had the most amazing girl in the world though and I let her slip through my fingers because I can't control my temper.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388208

          #5
          Never had one Patrick, I have told you guys this over 500 times. I have no luck with women, I had alley hookers from time to time , shoe shine ladies, pole girls, saxes, a few pluggers but never anyone that I had a relationship with. I have no clue what that is even all about nor do I want to know. How can anyone have sex with same girl for more than like 6 months?? I would get bored and cheat on her. I cannot even fathom being in same room with a girl every fukkin night with her fukkin moods and shit. Patrick I do not need anyone near me and do not need anyone to lean on.
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          • Bostongambler
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 02-01-08
            • 35628

            #6
            Mine is 3 foot 2 with a flat head to rest my beer on while she is servicing me. And at midnight she turns into a 12 pack and a roast beef sandwich.
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            • Flying Dutchman
              SBR MVP
              • 05-17-09
              • 2467

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Never had one Patrick, I have told you guys this over 500 times. I have no luck with women, I had alley hookers from time to time , shoe shine ladies, pole girls, saxes, a few pluggers but never anyone that I had a relationship with. I have no clue what that is even all about nor do I want to know. How can anyone have sex with same girl for more than like 6 months?? I would get bored and cheat on her. I cannot even fathom being in same room with a girl every fukkin night with her fukkin moods and shit. Patrick I do not need anyone near me and do not need anyone to lean on.
              JJ, since they are not your cousin/aunt/niece/sister I can understand why you're not interested. Are you sure you're not from West Virgina?

              "Go Mountaineers"

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