Prickster, I’m headed over to the Think Tank to try and wrangle you up some over the top votes but I need some ammunition. Give me something them brainiacs can get on bored with.
I know you can sipher, course convincing them you can do it with your shoes on might take some doing but I need something tangible they can relate to.
They’ll wanna know something about the +EV of backing you over one of them other contestants. Them techies over in the Tank are seriously educated but that don’t make them smart Prickers, just makes them accredited, that means they got them some paper telling them how smart they are.
Put them boys out here in one of these Florida swamps, or some Georgia wilderness and see if those degrees can keep’em alive.
We need something that can get them to relate to you Pricky. I would say maybe the fact you ride might do the trick but then I reckon you riding a hog and them boys riding those scooters ain’t exactly the same thing. You’re packing heat and they carry Mace key chains so that ain’t working either. You’re swiggin straight from the bottle with a beer chaser and they are sippin juice boxes with a PEZ chaser. You wanna get down to Costa Rica and give the ol’ one eye winker to some of them island girls and them boys would be down there evaluating the Costa Rican colon against the American dollar.
Damn Pricko, I started this thread with a mission in mind and be damn if I ain’t done logicalized myself out of a plan.
I know you can sipher, course convincing them you can do it with your shoes on might take some doing but I need something tangible they can relate to.
They’ll wanna know something about the +EV of backing you over one of them other contestants. Them techies over in the Tank are seriously educated but that don’t make them smart Prickers, just makes them accredited, that means they got them some paper telling them how smart they are.
Put them boys out here in one of these Florida swamps, or some Georgia wilderness and see if those degrees can keep’em alive.
We need something that can get them to relate to you Pricky. I would say maybe the fact you ride might do the trick but then I reckon you riding a hog and them boys riding those scooters ain’t exactly the same thing. You’re packing heat and they carry Mace key chains so that ain’t working either. You’re swiggin straight from the bottle with a beer chaser and they are sippin juice boxes with a PEZ chaser. You wanna get down to Costa Rica and give the ol’ one eye winker to some of them island girls and them boys would be down there evaluating the Costa Rican colon against the American dollar.
Damn Pricko, I started this thread with a mission in mind and be damn if I ain’t done logicalized myself out of a plan.