YOU decide what I reply to this guy via text

[mathdotcom]

Few days ago

Him: hey lol we shuld meet up again lol had a good time
me: who is this?
Him: Hamza lol

[I do not know this guy]

Today:
Him: Happy birthday!!!! :-)
Me: Thanks, what did you get me?
Him: Your gift is u can have wat ever u like and do u have any plans today
Me: <YOU DECIDE>

Let's have some fun with this dumb fukk who cannot enter a broad's ph.# properly into his phone. What a battle to get a number and then does not enter it in properly. Unreal.

[EaglesPhan36]

Tell him you like guys who buy jewelry with cash. Meet him at the store and rob him. Sex is optional.

[mathdotcom]

Eaglesphan I would but have not left my pad in over 4 months

A bit of a phobia of mine

[keyboarding]

Tricky call. Ideally you don't want to meet the fukk. So, how do you get something from someone without meeting them?

Just as an idea, tell him you love baseball this year and would like MLB.tv for the year. He can buy it and email it as a gift to any email you give him. That's an easy $110.

[mathdotcom]

me: id like to feel ur body
hamza: then its all yours hun would you like whip cream on ur choclate body : p

next ??

[Colt]

[mathdotcom]

Now that I realize how dumb this guy is it is clear the broad gave him a fake #... this has never happened to me before.

[inflames]

"no i'd rather put you in handcuffs and penetrate you with a 12" dildo"

[HotStreak]

Don't phuck with people named Hamza. He can easily find out who is really behind the number he's texting.

[mathdotcom]

"no i'd rather put you in handcuffs and penetrate you with a 12" dildo"

hamza: wtf??

[jjgold]

No idea, I would just forget about it because he has your phone number.

[Naz18]

SBRodds.com

[sharpcat]

tell him you are going to kick his teeth out and to get your address from your phone listing.

[HotStreak]

Get a restraining order against him. Save the texts and show the police he's harassing you. Should ruin his day.

[mathdotcom]

Seems we have scared him off

[inflames]

hamza: wtf??

I think he wont bother you from now on

[MJT1212]

no idea, i would just forget about it because he has your phone number.

exactly!!!

[mathdotcom]

use this phone only for placing big bets when i am away from computer
registered under a fake id compaqdork gave me, untraceable

[stealthyburrito]

awesome response, hope hamza got the message loud and clear.