At what weight threshold do you kick your old lady out? 150? 200 lbs?

[playersonly69]

Doug's post in another thread got me thinking. At what weight for your wife would be just too big. I mean you have to lock her in the bedroom when she gets home from work.


Lets assume that your wife is 5'5 as an average. Her ideal weight should be around 125 lbs.


She would be large at 150lbs, but I guess that she could still work some magic.


But what about 175 pounds? Certainly at 200 pounds you would have to keep her at home.

[playersonly69]

Now I guess that this is assuming that you married your wife when she was at the ideal weight of 125 lbs or less.


If you married her at 200 or more lbs, then it is all your fault

[jwbama23]

My rule of thumb used to always be no closer than 50lbs to me. So this worked when I was younger and was between 180-200 lbs cause then I couldnt be with anyone who was more than 150 lbs. But I had to rethink this theory recently as I have grown a gut and am now at 235 which would allow 185.......I will never sleep with a woman at 185 lbs.

Luckily my girl now is 5'7 and about 130 lbs.

200lbs is a rather large woman.

[The Prick]

at what weight do ya evacuate for a hurricane an leave yer ol lady behind w/the dogs?

[jwbama23]

150 lbs isnt neccesarily a large girl btw. Ive seen girls who were 150 that were pretty damn attractive. Over 150 starts to get into dangerous territory

[BGS 9.5]

at what weight do ya evacuate for a hurricane an leave yer ol lady behind w/the dogs?

[playersonly69]

My rule of thumb used to always be no closer than 50lbs to me. So this worked when I was younger and was between 180-200 lbs cause then I couldnt be with anyone who was more than 150 lbs. But I had to rethink this theory recently as I have grown a gut and am now at 235 which would allow 185.......I will never sleep with a woman at 185 lbs.

Luckily my girl now is 5'7 and about 130 lbs.

200lbs is a rather large woman.

Nice rule of thumb! I guess that if she is 5'10, then shen at 185 she is still OK. 200 would be hefty, but not OBESE for that height

[BatemanPatrickl]

Now this is a sticky situation. Not hard to lose weight but it depends on the woman. Some look good at 140lbs some don't. I always went by the ass rule. If your girl has an ass that is twice the size of yours that is a problem.

[hockeyman30304]

haha funny its tough I weigh 140 and if they get bigger than me idk...150 is big my wife is small tho and hope it stays that way

[jwbama23]

If you are a normal size guy the 50lb rule is perfect. If you grow a gut then you must reevaluate.....just cause you have gotten fatter doesnt mean you need to accept bigger chicks.

[jwbama23]

This really is a great thread, these are the kinds of things I think about all day long when I should be working.

[THE PROFIT]

I dated a girl that gained 40lbs after we started dating & was doing nothing to try to lose it. That was it. I cant stand lazy bitches

[jwbama23]

Nice rule of thumb! I guess that if she is 5'10, then shen at 185 she is still OK. 200 would be hefty, but not OBESE for that height

Well I am 6'0 so I also stay away from girls that will be taller than me with heels. 150lbs just has to be max load unless she has a perfectly round big ass and a very nice large rack.......not fatty ass and rack but just really nice.

[pavyracer]

My rule of thumb is if she can bench press more than SammyCharges99 she is in good shape.

[minet123]

124 lbs
Like them skinny and shallow

[hugh_morris]

wow..this is a tough one..this is something you have to nip quick...i cant see anything good coming out of your old lady getting to the point where she is as wide as she is tall...tell her, if she expects you to hop on her..she better start eating like a rabbit...use some sweet words like that..its gets em' every time..

[playersonly69]

I should point out that my wife is no longer 115 pounds! When we got married she was around 110 pounds and 5'5 I believe. She is starting to creep up to 150 though.

But she cant really gain anymore weight in her job. She is a middle school principal and if you change your "look" too much, then you get reassigned (notice ass in the last word)

[playersonly69]

The general rule of thumb used to be for every inch of 5 feet tall, you need to add 5 pounds to the baseline of 100 pounds.


Now if she has big tities or has had surgery, then you can add 10 more pounds to the above weight.


Come on guys show some love for my blog, HEHE

[2daBank]

i feel your pain, guess its kinda my fault as i like thick bitches and my wife was a sexy thick 135-140ish when we got married, problem with marrying a thick bitch is they prone to turning fat on you, after 10 years mine has turned a little lazy and content and has creeped over the 165 mark and im starting to get pissed....

[jlgarciaiii22]

Sh!t when they get bigger than 200... They'll be kicking your a$$ out!

[big0mar]

131lbs.

Never allow your bitch to let it slide.

[jlgarciaiii22]

i feel your pain, guess its kinda my fault as i like thick bitches and my wife was a sexy thick 135-140ish when we got married, problem with marrying a thick bitch is they prone to turning fat on you, after 10 years mine has turned a little lazy and content and has creeped over the 165 mark and im starting to get pissed....

That's exactly what happened to myself... Wife was a nice thick when we meet, squeezed out our son! Kept some of the weight...

[2daBank]

That's exactly what happened to myself... Wife was a nice thick when we meet, squeezed out our son! Kept some of the weight...

fuk we dont even have a kid, i know how she is if we had a kid it be over with she be tippin 200 before i could blink a fukkin eye....that is my new strategy no kid till she drops 20-30 pounds, but im sure that will fukin backfire she will drop the weight then put it right the fuk back on, its like the bitch is allergic to the gym...im meeting my next wife at the gym

[stealthyburrito]

What? if i'm keeping in shape she better damn well do the same, thickness is ok but no jelly rolls.

[playersonly69]

We do have 2 kids, so that is a legit excuse for adding 20 pounds to the average

[Trojan]

PO69, I've seen your pictures. Your wife should just be happy you havent eaten her yet.

[THE PROFIT]

Sh!t when they get bigger than 200... They'll be kicking your a$$ out!

yeah, just make sure they dont get big enough to put you in a sleeper hold

[2daBank]

PO69, I've seen your pictures. Your wife should just be happy you havent eaten her yet.

damn

[THE PROFIT]

Before you marry a woman you have to look at her mother. 80% of the time they will end up looking & acting just like that by age 50. I've turned loose of alot of hotties because of their fatass bitch of a mother

[2daBank]

Before you marry a woman you have to look at her mother. 80% of the time they will end up looking & acting just like that by age 50. I've turned loose of alot of hotties because of their fatass bitch of a mother

lol, my wife's mom dont look bad but the bitch is fukkin crazy..gets all the good pills though been trying to get the wife to act more like her

[jjgold]

I would probably go up to about 180 and the thick side, I am not picky with weight. If they fuk good who really cares.

[jwbama23]

I would probably go up to about 180 and the thick side, I am not picky with weight. If they fuk good who really cares.

But we are not really talking about just nailing a big girl, this is your lady! That makes the equation totally different. Your credibility is on the line when you date a big girl.

I had a friend that had the hottest milf of a wife you could possibly have. He told me one time that if you want to be happy marry a big girl. (caught his wife cheating with young guys and coworkers) She will give you the world and you wont have to ever worry about finding out about her cheating cause she will just be happy to have someone. Plus you know the saying about how big girls give the best bj. So their are + and -'s to a big girl.

Personally my girl knows if she gets big then she is done. She works out daily and has already had 1 child so im not too worried about her getting big.

[Jaug]

I have a hard time ever seeing 150 lbs being ok.

[james4512]

my girlfriend now is 5'7 and she weighs 140 but is still really thin, i was in absolute shock when she stepped on the scale, i thought for sure she was like 110 i mean i throw her around like shes 110

[jwbama23]

I have a hard time ever seeing 150 lbs being ok.

150 depends on how proportional she is. There is a good 150 and a nasty 150. My office manager weighs 150 on the dot and I bet 95% of SBR would bang her