It pays to have Ivy League connections!

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  • Colt
    Restricted User
    • 04-24-10
    • 409

    #1
    It pays to have Ivy League connections!
    Was talking to one of my classmates from my Ivy League University today and I told him about my $20,000 Celtics wager. His ears perked up and said he had to show me something tonight, so I said ok I will meet you for dinner. After dinner we went to some hole in the wall and it was a f*cking gambling room! I thought he was bringing me to gamble at some underground shady place until he told me it was a training area for an Ivy League blackjack club. He knows I was a successful hedge fund manager and that with my $20,000 Celtics bet he asked me to invest in the group, I shook his hand on the spot and am giving them $100,000 for the blackjack club. I need to come up with some more money this week, I only have about $75k liquid available. I will probably try and get a loan or maybe sell my house and start renting. This is too good of an opportunity to pass up.

    Their next trip is in June, probably shouldn't say where because I don't want to give the casinos a heads up that they are going to get killed by the team. It is a mixture of white kids, asians, male and female. All asians would be a dead giveaway. Does anyone know anything about blackjack teams? Apparently this team is reinventing the wheel so to speak, with strategies the casinos have never seen before.
  • minet123
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-17-07
    • 10280

    #2

    are you nuts
    seriously
    why are con men successful....because of the marks own greed
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    • williams22
      Restricted User
      • 09-19-08
      • 6134

      #3
      Only about 20 years behind here colt.
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      • HenPrivilege
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-09
        • 1720

        #4
        You watch too many movies homie
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        • stealthyburrito
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-12-09
          • 21562

          #5

          probably watched 21 tonight.
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          • Deuce
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-12-08
            • 29843

            #6
            Ivy leaguers are modest and don't brag about it unless with other ivy leaguers. Stop it, homo.
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82865

              #7
              Do you spend any time with your kids? Are they boys or girls? I'm pretty sure your beautiful ex wife who divorced you has visitation rights for you Herman, right?
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              • HenPrivilege
                SBR MVP
                • 01-10-09
                • 1720

                #8
                jjgold.. loan your boy Colt45 some money so he can play blackjack with his Ivy league all stars
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                • Colt
                  Restricted User
                  • 04-24-10
                  • 409

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                  Do you spend any time with your kids? Are they boys or girls? I'm pretty sure your beautiful ex wife who divorced you has visitation rights for you Herman, right?
                  Yes I spend time with my kids.
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                  • tjlampe
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-30-09
                    • 128

                    #10
                    Thanks for a good laugh tonight kid
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      This shit just gets dumber. Can we vote someone off the island?
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                      • sundin4prez
                        SBR MVP
                        • 03-09-10
                        • 1970

                        #12
                        ...............nothing like SBR
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                        • Fischnasty
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-10-09
                          • 1931

                          #13
                          unreal. just another sbr moron.

                          almost unbelievable, but not quite.
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                          • yisman
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-01-08
                            • 75682

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Colt
                            He knows I was a successful hedge fund manager



                            This is even more absurd than you claiming to have attended an Ivy League university.



                            Successful hedge fund manager. Is that why you're in the process of losing all the points you were given to manage a friggin' points fund?
                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                            [/quote]

                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                            • stealthyburrito
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-12-09
                              • 21562

                              #15
                              this is written by someone with a jr. high education, just from the writing style you can tell this kid has never been to an accredited college.
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                              • TheBet
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 02-07-10
                                • 395

                                #16
                                cool story bro.
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                                • Manaconda
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 03-22-10
                                  • 818

                                  #17
                                  with every post about his sbr point "hedge fund" and now this, every post is funnier than the next!
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                                  • Fischnasty
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-10-09
                                    • 1931

                                    #18
                                    this guys a fukin idiot. all there is to it.

                                    reminds me of why i stopped reading players talk last year.

                                    if sbr wants to increase traffic, thats fine.

                                    but this is what they are getting. and if they keep this up people will realize this place is full of nothing but morons and ghosts and stop coming here.
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                                    • toastedbread01
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 04-06-07
                                      • 753

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by yisman


                                      This is even more absurd than you claiming to have attended an Ivy League university.



                                      Successful hedge fund manager. Is that why you're in the process of losing all the points you were given to manage a friggin' points fund?
                                      Forget about points. If he even scrubbed the lavatory of a hedge fund office, he wouldn't be anywhere near this dump.
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                                      • 2daBank
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 01-26-09
                                        • 88966

                                        #20
                                        why wont this guy get hit by a bus already
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                                        • ericthegangster
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-10-09
                                          • 1764

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 2daBank
                                          why wont this guy get hit by a bus already
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                                          • 2daBank
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 01-26-09
                                            • 88966

                                            #22
                                            cant even blame this guy as i think being born a douche is kinda like being born gay (from what i hear its not a choice)..Honestly the blame for this clown has to go to the halfwits that backed this clown like anything he said was credible in the 1st place...Shame on you fuks (you know who you are)
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                                            • toastedbread01
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 04-06-07
                                              • 753

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by 2daBank
                                              cant even blame this guy as i think being born a douche is kinda like being born gay (from what i hear its not a choice)..Honestly the blame for this clown has to go to the halfwits that backed this clown like anything he said was credible in the 1st place...Shame on you fuks (you know who you are)
                                              The blame goes to his mommy for having not aborted.
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                                              • ZetaPsi808
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-18-08
                                                • 12119

                                                #24
                                                COLT just copy and pasted the plot and story from the movie 21. come on pal you are not creative
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                                                • Colt
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 04-24-10
                                                  • 409

                                                  #25
                                                  You guys obviously don't have Ivy League connections. This is a true scenario.
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                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                    • 21562

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Colt
                                                    You guys obviously don't have Ivy League connections. This is a true scenario.
                                                    and neither do you
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                                                    • MartinBlank
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 07-20-08
                                                      • 8382

                                                      #27
                                                      Ummm, sparky.

                                                      If you are going to create a fantasy----try to be original.

                                                      This story is shown about the MIT team is on the History Channel just about once a week, and if you get really bored-----rent "21", or buy the book---"Breaking Vegas".
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Has anyone ever talked to Colt?

                                                        I would love to interview him and give him a shot?
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                                                        • acarmelo1
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 09-29-09
                                                          • 6321

                                                          #29
                                                          You have 100k? why would you waste 100K on some dudes that will lose in blackjack, than giving it to your kids.
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                                                          • sundin4prez
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-09-10
                                                            • 1970

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Colt
                                                            You guys obviously don't have Ivy League connections. This is a true scenario.
                                                            you are soooo full of shit........ can you stick with one story?....
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