Letter to President Obama

[TodaysAction]

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S.into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S.flag from my house top, put U. S.flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S.from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help. You da man!!!

[Kaps]

thats great..... good stuff there pal

[minet123]

Post of the month

[wtf]

literally a myriad of rules in emigrate to mexico, they will waive them though if your american oh fo sho

[dodger33]

When put like that how could you not be against illegal immigration?! Why do these bleeding hearts have to ruin our country. To quote Team America, "America, Fuk Ya!"

[pavyracer]

The problem is if illegal immigrants leave this country our economy will collapse especially the construction, agriculture, food service and janitorial service businesses. Illegal immigrants are the coal that keeps the fire burning in the engine room. Without them everything you buy at the store will cost twice as much because no US citizen is willing to take these jobs for minimum wage. Everyone wants their kids to graduate from college and you can't have college graduates picking oranges or doing the dishes at the restaurant for minimum wage.

[wtf]

no country in the history of mankind can sustain these levels of mass illegal immigration

of course you get the fukin tools who hide behind ancient history when like nobody lived here- oh america was built on immigrants , there were no airplanes, cars, etc. facilitating the movement

all you have to do is look at the uk, they can no longer sustain the illegals, and the strain is showing big time, it is america on a smaller model

[capitalist pig]

Be prepared to do three years in a Mexican prison for immigration violation. Personally Im willing to pay whatever costs for services that go up, if that keeps the illegals out of here. In the long run we are paying for them one way or another, at least those of us who pay taxes anyway.

later

[pavyracer]

Be prepared to do three years in a Mexican prison for immigration violation. Personally Im willing to pay whatever costs for services that go up, if that keeps the illegals out of here. In the long run we are paying for them one way or another, at least those of us who pay taxes anyway.

later

I agree with you. But it will require a cultural change. We are so used to $1 burgers and $3.99 meals and if they offer you something that it costs twice as much people will find it hard to digest. We are so spoiled in this country getting cheap fast food and other services.

[Emily_Haines]

I don't get all this hatred for our Spanish friends. They actually come into this country willing to work!! Why is not the anger directed to where it should be such as our own lazy citizens who refuse to work...... which includes the welfare moms, all that union scum that retires at 53 with massive benefits and people that lost their jobs which get 98+ weeks of unemployment.

[pavyracer]

I don't get all this hatred for our Spanish friends. They actually come into this country willing to work!! Why is not the anger directed to where it should be such as our own lazy citizens who refuse to work...... which includes the welfare moms, all that union scum that retires at 53 with massive benefits and people that lost their jobs which get 98+ weeks of unemployment.

Because the meth addict living in the trailer park or the crack addict living in the ghettos spawning kids like a jelly bean machine with 6 different fathers votes whereas illegals can't vote so for the politicians are useless.

[TobiasFunke]

awesome post

[Emily_Haines]

Yeah we see a lot of Mexicans here......................

[THE PROFIT]

not being critical of your post, but do illegal immigrants draw social security or have nice jobs?

[THE PROFIT]

My dad hired some Anglos to trim the trees on the ponderosa. They took $1,000 up front, didn't do the job, didnt show up the next day, then said he breached the contract by not allowing them to finish the job??? Basically scam artists whom now we have in a lawsuit. Will get the money back plus probably their new wood chipper, but a real hassle.

I hired 4 mexicans for him who did the job for alot less & got it done in 2 days, what should be a 4 day job.

Now someone tell me where the fukin' problem is!

[DwightShrute]

good post
makes you think

[Killer_Demo]

send the bean eaters back to mexico

[DwightShrute]

I think it would hardly be discussed if ...

#1. If the economy wasn't so bad
#2. There wasn't so many coming from Mexico

[jlgarciaiii22]

I don't agree with all the immigrants coming here they should stay in thier own country... But there are plenty more who come to deplete the system other than Mexicans.

But your a fuKKin assh0le for writing something like this! Let's remember something here... The fukkin Indians where here before every immigrant even got here. Believe me, there is fukkin trash in every nationality including yours... Your race is no exception!

Besides what are your ancestry roots? Did your ride here shackled or on the mayflower?

[BadNina]

The problem is if illegal immigrants leave this country our economy will collapse especially the construction, agriculture, food service and janitorial service businesses. Illegal immigrants are the coal that keeps the fire burning in the engine room. Without them everything you buy at the store will cost twice as much because no US citizen is willing to take these jobs for minimum wage. Everyone wants their kids to graduate from college and you can't have college graduates picking oranges or doing the dishes at the restaurant for minimum wage.

Not true, Pavy.

http://www.azfamily.com/news/Hundreds-seek-to-fill-vacant-positions-at-Pros-Ranch-Market-91880224.html

[PingPong]

awesome post

[Grandmaster B]

The problem is if illegal immigrants leave this country our economy will collapse especially the construction, agriculture, food service and janitorial service businesses. Illegal immigrants are the coal that keeps the fire burning in the engine room. Without them everything you buy at the store will cost twice as much because no US citizen is willing to take these jobs for minimum wage. Everyone wants their kids to graduate from college and you can't have college graduates picking oranges or doing the dishes at the restaurant for minimum wage.

[Grandmaster B]

I don't agree with all the immigrants coming here they should stay in thier own country... But there are plenty more who come to deplete the system other than Mexicans.

But your a fuKKin assh0le for writing something like this! Let's remember something here... The fukkin Indians where here before every immigrant even got here. Believe me, there is fukkin trash in every nationality including yours... Your race is no exception!

Besides what are your ancestry roots? Did your ride here shackled or on the mayflower?

[Grandmaster B]

My dad hired some Anglos to trim the trees on the ponderosa. They took $1,000 up front, didn't do the job, didnt show up the next day, then said he breached the contract by not allowing them to finish the job??? Basically scam artists whom now we have in a lawsuit. Will get the money back plus probably their new wood chipper, but a real hassle.

I hired 4 mexicans for him who did the job for alot less & got it done in 2 days, what should be a 4 day job.

Now someone tell me where the fukin' problem is!

[DwightShrute]

My Letter to Obama!


Dear Mr President

Why do you hate capitalism?

Look at history and what is happening in countries like Greece, Spain, Portugal, the UK and even in states like California. Look at Japan, with their 8 or was it 12 different stimulus packages the government allocated! Another huge fail there. Remember the Soviet Union?
The free lunch approach has always failed and will fail again.

Can't you see the common denominator?

• too many unions
• More and more government
• huge debt

Do everyone a favor:

• Quit apologizing to the rest of the world.
  
• Quit interfering in the lives of every citizen with more and more government.
• Let people succeed or fail on their own for the most part

Please sign a letter of resignation and excuse yourself from the current position you hold. You are in way over your head and clearly you are clueless and inept. Hand over the job to someone else, someone who doesn't do or say nearly everything possible in destroying America. Someone that loves America and what it stands for.

PS. Take Biden with you.

[JoeB]

I agree with you completely... why all the hate!!!

[THE HITMAN]

Just a great post. I have seen it before, but nonetheless, should be required reading for every US citizen.