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  • French Tickler
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 03-25-10
    • 817

    #1
    Fun new thread: "You know the SBR Casino is rigged when..."
    When your playing Pai Gow poker, and you get Q or J High Pai Gow 8 hands in a row, and lose all 8 hands in a row.

    Odds of that happening, losing 8 hands in a row, without a tie, and only getting Pai Gows of J or Q high are like hitting MegaBucks twice . . .
    Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroom
  • Mr Windy City
    Restricted User
    • 12-27-09
    • 5018

    #2
    yea ok well then stop being a degen and losing all your points on a pai gow poker game......if you know it's rigged, then why do you keep playing?
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    • cleaveland
      SBR MVP
      • 04-04-10
      • 1559

      #3
      Originally posted by Mr Windy City
      yea ok well then stop being a degen and losing all your points on a pai gow poker game......if you know it's rigged, then why do you keep playing?
      Moth to a flame.
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        Think I'm up lifetime in the SBR casino.........not certain though.
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        • Mikail
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-19-09
          • 21689

          #5
          Originally posted by Fishhead
          Think I'm up lifetime in the SBR casino.........not certain though.
          C'mon Fishhead are you blowing smoke up our asses?
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          • HotStreak
            SBR MVP
            • 05-12-09
            • 3235

            #6
            By design, all casino's are rigged. The odds are against you. The speed at which an online casino moves, allows this to grind you away much quicker. For someone with gambling in the blood, it's akin to giving a heroin addict an injection straight into his brain, bypassing the need to let it travel through the bloodstream.

            I enjoy blowing my points in the SBR casino. I've had some pretty sick runs, but same old story..... I couldn't walk away.
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            • ouman101
              SBR MVP
              • 12-02-09
              • 2815

              #7
              I just won 125 the other day between blackjack and video poker
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              • BatemanPatrickl
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #8
                Lost 100 today in 2 minutes.
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                • SBR_John
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-12-05
                  • 16471

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HotStreak
                  By design, all casino's are rigged. The odds are against you. The speed at which an online casino moves, allows this to grind you away much quicker. For someone with gambling in the blood, it's akin to giving a heroin addict an injection straight into his brain, bypassing the need to let it travel through the bloodstream.

                  I enjoy blowing my points in the SBR casino. I've had some pretty sick runs, but same old story..... I couldn't walk away.
                  Very well said.

                  We see posters say things like when I play at a casino in vegas I do not lose as much. True. You also dont play one on one with a dealer with a mouse at high speeds.
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mikail
                    C'mon Fishhead are you blowing smoke up our asses?


                    Well, hit a Royal Flush last week...........so think that covered what I had lost previously and then some.

                    Perhaps SBR can list the top casino winners as well as the leaders in each particular sport as they did a couple weeks ago.
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                    • keyboarding
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 07-30-09
                      • 6817

                      #11
                      You all missed the point of this thread. Typical.
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