Just recieved this text... Help fight terroism!
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know it's a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next saturday at 1 pm Eastern Time. All american women are asked to walk out of thier house completely naked to help weed out any nieghborhood terriorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of thier houses to demonstrate thier support for the women and to prove that they are not muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The american government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorist and applauds your patriotism.
God Bless America!
