The caffeinated thread

[Capybara]

I'm sitting in here with no job and lots of coffee... this thread is the result.

When am I gonna get a frigging job again? I'm getting tired of this. Am I gonna end up at Stop & Shop or Best Buy? Is this what my life has led to? What the fukk is going on? I'm a talented individual! Sure, I have no drive, but I can do things, dammit!!

[mathdotcom]

Start reading in the Think Tank and print off every single one of fishhead's posts and read closely

[ClipCan]

Open the yellow pages and call every single business you want to work for and ask.

[Capybara]

Start reading in the Think Tank and print off every single one of fishhead's posts and read closely

Got no capital for gambling right now, Mathy.

[mathdotcom]

[36mafia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Capybara]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[36mafia]

[Capybara]

So dancing around to cheesy 80s tunes will make me feel better, you mean?

[BeatTheJerk]

Caby what line of work you were in before ?

[36mafia]

So dancing around to cheesy 80s tunes will make me feel better, you mean?

[Capybara]

Caby what line of work you were in before ?

Bounced around some throughout my work life but for the past several years been in advertising and marketing as a copy editor (that means I review printed pieces for grammar/style/consistency/etc.).

Honestly even though I'm old now I still don't really know what I should focus on as the best career path for me. No idea. I can do a lot of different things. Though a master of none.

[keyboarding]

Bounced around some throughout my work life but for the past several years been in advertising and marketing as a copy editor (that means I review printed pieces for grammar/style/consistency/etc.).

Honestly even though I'm old now I still don't really know what I should focus on as the best career path for me. No idea. I can do a lot of different things. Though a master of none.

Sounds like you're fukked, to be honest. You wasted your whole life trying to not be another rat in the race and now you're realizing you better get down and suck some capitalist cock. Welcome to the real world.

My suggestion: find a friend, get a hook up, and start working. No one is going to find you impressive. The fact you've gone so long being what I think might easily be considered a loser means your friends are losers, too. Unless they like you because you remind them of how shitty life can be, but you're "funny", so they keep you around.

Get a girlfriend, and this one is going to be a judgemental cunt, so be prepared for that. You need that. You need someone to tell you, everyday, that you are a loser who has done nothing with their life. You need inspiration, but not that faggy type like a rainbow or a child's laugh, you need to be force fed some fukking ambition.

Best of luck.

[stealthyburrito]

So dancing around to cheesy 80s tunes will make me feel better, you mean?

aren't you already dancing around to cheesy colombian electronica??

[WileOut]

Capy if you like women and don't like working hard then get a job in a library or a bookstore. Wow every time I walk in a bookstore I see 10 women I fall in love with on the spot.

[Capybara]

Sounds like you're fukked, to be honest. You wasted your whole life trying to not be another rat in the race and now you're realizing you better get down and suck some capitalist cock. Welcome to the real world.

My suggestion: find a friend, get a hook up, and start working. No one is going to find you impressive. The fact you've gone so long being what I think might easily be considered a loser means your friends are losers, too. Unless they like you because you remind them of how shitty life can be, but you're "funny", so they keep you around.

Get a girlfriend, and this one is going to be a judgemental cunt, so be prepared for that. You need that. You need someone to tell you, everyday, that you are a loser who has done nothing with their life. You need inspiration, but not that faggy type like a rainbow or a child's laugh, you need to be force fed some fukking ambition.

Best of luck.

I can always count on an inspirational post from you, Keyboarding. So what authors are you into? I'm guessing Bukowski tops your list?

[Capybara]

aren't you already dancing around to cheesy colombian electronica??

LOL, it's not "Colombian" electronica, burrito, that was just the name of that track! Plaid is from the UK, where all the best electronic music has always come from. Although actually, there's some really good sh-t from Scandinavia. Technically anyone with a laptop and ProTools(TM) can make some cool music these days.

[keyboarding]

I can always count on an inspirational post from you, Keyboarding. So what authors are you into? I'm guessing Bukowski tops your list?

I like Eggers.

Anyway, my advice is rock solid. Better than anything else you'll get from these degenerate fukks. Best of luck.

[36mafia]

if your willing to hustle to get paid

get @ me via pm
this is open to anybody